It’s Friday, December 12, 2025, and Bree—also known as Slime—is back for her second podcast of the day, powered by boredom, laundry fumes, and dark chocolate science.

In this episode, Bree investigates the wildly inconsistent physics of cat litter boxes (are the cats secretly horses?), admits to regularly drawing S’s in the litter for Starshine and Sydney, and fills the room with Moonlight Breeze–scented ambition thanks to a Gain detergent detour from Tide loyalty.

There’s also a rogue ice cream truck rolling through the neighborhood in mid-December.

Things take a scientific turn when Bree discovers research claiming dark chocolate slows biological aging—finally, a peer-reviewed study that validates her snack drawer. Hershey’s Special Dark is a supplement.

Food news spirals further with:

Three chefs agreeing Ghirardelli makes the best hot cocoa mix (not Swiss Miss, sorry),

A Chipotle lawsuit involving a rodent that was immediately reclassified as a “tendon” (corporate gaslighting with guac),

Yelp declaring Dave’s Hot Chicken a national treasure despite Bree’s very calm, very honest verdict: it was fine.

The episode wraps with hype fatigue, loud restaurants at 11am, chicken tenders, and a tour through 15 iconic American regional desserts.

ATTEN-HUT, SLIMERS!!!! In today’s episode: laundry day revelations, garbage-dog trauma, and the sacred rule that naps require a blanket—or else. We spiral into Hell’s Kitchen rage, sovereign-wealth-fund Looney Tunes, and the Waymo Trunk Man Incident™ before ending with a dramatic reading of “11 Personality Traits of People Who Nap,” which may or may not prove Bree is an enlightened forest spirit. Also: Big Food is getting sued, and honestly? Good.

In today’s episode, Bree (aka Slime) broadcasts from bed with Starshine, a suspiciously boomy new microphone, and a closet full of over 100 cans of cat food—aka the Cat Food Bunker™. We discuss why all podcasts suck except this one, why Bree exclusively listens to herself like a professional athlete reviewing game tape, and why Guayakí yerba mate is just an energy drink in a poncho pretending to be spiritual.

There’s also a Costco takeover by Dubai Chocolate, a rubber-band incident involving two cats, an absurd $385,000 human washing machine, and the annual descent into December madness.

It’s festive. It’s feral. It’s Bree FM.

On today’s episode, Bree (a.k.a. Slime) survives Day 26 of her unstoppable podcast streak, questions how anyone stays awake for a six-day Dutch podcast marathon, and desperately awaits a RØDE Podcaster mic that is currently on a road trip across Colorado.

We dive into hard-hitting journalism such as:

Why Dubai chocolate is suddenly EVERYWHERE (Costco, Trader Joe’s, gas stations… the hostile takeover is real)

Whether eating it forces you to invest in Dubai real estate

Grocery hauls, peppermint soap supremacy, and maintaining a 100-can cat food bunker

The YouTube channel where rich people claim they “just worked hard” after casually founding satellite companies

A South Carolina prison drone delivering the most chaotic surf-and-turf order of all time

A leaked FBI memo that basically says “everyone’s on the list now”

And new evidence that Mars used to be a tropical vacation spot where aliens maybe drank coconut water before ruining everything and leaving

Plus: what the heck a “Code Red” looks like inside OpenAI (spoiler: probably less dramatic sirens, more stressed engineers).

It’s unhinged, overcaffeinated, gingerbread-scented, and deeply educational in absolutely no way.

Day 25 of my podcast streak, and we’re hitting peak chaos. I dive deep into why Tom and Jerry are probably the most sleep-deprived cartoon characters in history, marvel at Guy Fieri’s outrageous diners and 15-inch hotdogs, and ponder whether AI is making us dumb—or just turbocharging our laziness. Plus, a New York subway hero smashes Meta smart glasses, and we navigate the morality puzzle that ensues. 25 CONSECUTIVE DAYS PODCASTING. HEAVY IS THE CROWN!!!! Strap in—this episode is as unpredictable as a Jerry-sized rocket in Tom’s living room.

Hey, Slimers! Today’s episode is pure chaos: I talk about waking up at 1 a.m. to feed my tiny furry overlords, why my MacBook Air is one wiggle away from yeeting itself off my bed, falling into a mukbang SpongeBob Burger King rabbit hole, the existential crisis of modern music lists, Trump winning the FIFA World Peace Prize (??), and Japan’s national Christmas tradition of… KFC?? Heavy is the crown of 24 days of podcasting.

A jam-packed Saturday episode: adorable 4-week-old kitten videos, new headphones out for delivery, household tasks described like NASA operations, a dramatic shower redemption arc, hot takes on 2025 music lists, and the existential horror of having “da da da” stuck in your head for eternity.

On today’s episode (Friday, December 5th, 2025), Bree hangs out, talks about doing laundry, being woken up at 1am by Starshine, and then dives straight into the bizarre news vortex: Uber notifications acting like a drill saergent, a man performing CPR on a snake, an emotional support alligator rejected from Disney World, and the exhausting reality of being a millennial in 2025. Also featuring: Neil deGrasse Tyson’s extremely specific last meal, an 88-year-old veteran finally getting to retire, and Sam Altman wanting to read your mind with sound waves. It’s a journey.