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Brendan Sagalow: Women’s Tricks & The Friend Zone

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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Stand-Up

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Berner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' Tales

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Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents

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Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones

Technology might be the great equalizer, but karma is not. The dialer's techonology mishaps involve OnlyFans, nudes, and awkward interactions. On the bright side, there are some great hacks for avoiding these mistakes in the future. Moral of this story: delete snapchat. 25% off at Seed.com/bern with code 25BERN MintMobile.com/BERNER  

Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps

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Brendan Sagalow: Women’s Tricks & The Friend Zone

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