Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an ... more

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How many episodes does Berner Phone have?

The podcast currently has 386 episodes available.

Berner Phone episodes:

May 11, 2026 Irrational Childhood Fears (with Vittorio Angelone)
This week, Des is joined by comedian Vittorio Angelone! They discuss childhood fears like sharks living in pools, quicksand, and getting drafted.

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MIKE & VITTORIO'S GUIDE TO PARENTING PODCAST:

Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mike-vittorios-guide-to-parenting/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00DOzzuxZT1g9TztzkCO4r?si=e5347e914e64482c

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Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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1h 20min
May 04, 2026 Is This Normal? (with Katie Boyle)
This week, Des is joined by comedian Katie Boyle to decide if the Little Dialers are weird or normal.

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THE SHIFT PODCAST:

Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-shift/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5rS2HPgLII06KMcb3De198?si=80823f77dadd40ef

YouTube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM6mVEnpWVhGMz-pQ-5fypqGRiG6_edtQ&si=V9nyqAfwjd8dgnyg

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1h 12min
April 27, 2026 Wisdom from Your Grandparents (With Caroline Baniewicz)
Caroline Baniewicz is back this week and helps Des respond to wisdom from your grandparents.

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Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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1h 7min
April 20, 2026 The First Song You Loved (with Caroline Baniewicz)
This week, Des is joined by friend, comedian, and professionally trained opera singer Caroline Baniewicz! The Dialers share the first songs they remember falling in love with, and Des and Caroline share their own picks from childhood. Caroline reflects on growing up listening to Christian music, and Des talks about how he felt watching an early Justin Bieber music video.

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Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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1h 30min
April 13, 2026 Why Do Men Do This?
Why do men play so many video games? Why do they loudly grunt at the gym? How are they able to use 12-in-1 body washes and still have great skin? This week, Des is solo and attempts to explain men.

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Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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1h 14min
April 06, 2026 What's Bugging You?
What's bugging everyone this week? Des discusses running influencers, Reddit commenters, and the protein craze.

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1h 12min
March 30, 2026 More Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be
Des returns with part two of last week's prompt, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" Let us know in the Spotify comments what prompts you'd like him to tackle next.

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Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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1h 5min
March 23, 2026 Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be
This week, Des is solo and fired up by your responses to the question, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" From waiting too long in a buffet line to using the bathroom on a plane, Des breaks down some of the most unnecessarily embarrassing moments we all deal with.

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Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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1h 5min
March 16, 2026 Episode #133: Advice With Maggie Hughes DePalo
This week, Des and Chris are joined by comedian Maggie Hughes DePalo answering all the dialers needs for advice.

Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here.

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1h 12min
March 09, 2026 Episode #132: AITA?
This week Des and Chris are back answering whether the dialers are in fact the a**hole.

Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here.

Get tickets to see Des on tour here.
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1h 9min

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How many episodes does Berner Phone have?

The podcast currently has 386 episodes available.

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