Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedy Stand-Up

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Berner Phone episodes

October 26 Dealbreakers
This week, Des reacts to your relationship dealbreakers.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: MORE DEALBREAKERS!

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

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Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 15 min
October 19 Grief Humor
Des reacts to ways we cope with grief.

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Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5
1 hr 9 min
October 12 Happy Accidents
This week, Des reacts to your butterfly effect moments.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: Weird things people have said while you're grieving, funeral stories, anything grief/death related!

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 2 min
October 05 Your Prompt Suggestions
Des reacts to your prompt suggestions. Next week we're doing HAPPY ACCIDENTS - what was a moment in your life that changed everything for you, butterfly effect style?

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 18 min
September 28 Workplace Annoyances
Des reacts to what's bugging you at work this week.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 14 min
September 21 Religious Trauma
This week, Des reacts to your religious trauma and gives a history lesson on the Irish famine.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: WHAT/WHO IS BUGGING YOU AT WORK?

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 4 min
September 14 Childhood Neglect
This week, Des decides whether or not the Dialers were neglected as children.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA / GOING TO YOUR RELIGIOUS FRIEND'S HOUSE

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 17 min
September 07 Celebrity Rumors and High School Incidents
Des revisits some classic celebrity rumors and reacts to "the incidents" at your high schools.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA & MORE CELEB RUMORS!

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 15 min
August 31 Wedding Traditions That Need to End (with Kelsey Cook)
Des is joined by guest and newlywed Kelsey Cook to discuss wedding traditions that need to end.

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Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 12 min
August 24 Ghost Stories
This week, Des the non-believer reacts to your ghost stories. Give us some prompt suggestions in the comments!

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 8 min

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.