Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an ... more

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How many episodes does Berner Phone have?

The podcast currently has 400 episodes available.

Berner Phone episodes:

August 10, 2026 Things You Thought Every Family Did
This week, Des reacts to the weird things your families did that you thought were completely normal until you found out not everyone's family did them.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
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1h 11min
August 03, 2026 Things You Used To Judge People For
Today Des reacts to things you used to judge people for but don't anymore, like being a Karen, children crying in public, and counting a pregnancy in weeks.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 7min
July 27, 2026 Mispronounced Words
This week, Des reacts to the Dialers' least favorite mispronounced words. We'll do another one of these episodes in the future - call in and comment below with more words!

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 3min
July 20, 2026 Things Your Teenage Self Would Be Embarrassed By
What do you do today that you think your teenage self would be embarrassed by? A few Dialers offer birdwatching, wearing granny panties, and gardening. Let us know in the comments what your teenage self would be embarrassed by!

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
46min
July 13, 2026 Annoying Sounds
Today, Des reacts to all the sounds that annoy the Dialers, like garbage trucks, kids coughing, and ASMR.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 11min
July 06, 2026 Creative Insults & More Things We Believed As Kids
Today Des listens to your creative insults and some more things you believed as kids.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 19min
June 29, 2026 Silly Things We Believed as Kids
Des reacts to silly things the Dialers believed as kids, like getting arrested for turning on the lights in the car and watermelon seeds growing in your stomach.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 3min
June 22, 2026 Biggest Gripes of 2026 (So Far)
This week, Des is solo and responding to the Dialers' biggest complaints about 2026 so far.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 8min
June 15, 2026 Funniest Things Said During Sex
This week, Des records solo from an undisclosed location and listens to voicemails about the funniest things people have said during sex.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
56min
June 08, 2026 What Generation Do You Wish You Grew Up In?
This week, Des listens to voicemails from Dialers who wish they grew up in a different generation. From club culture and technology to roller skating and funeral etiquette, Des explores what makes people long for another era.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 17min

FAQs about Berner Phone:

How many episodes does Berner Phone have?

The podcast currently has 400 episodes available.

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