Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an ... more

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The podcast currently has 391 episodes available.

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June 08, 2026 What Generation Do You Wish You Grew Up In?
This week, Des listens to voicemails from Dialers who wish they grew up in a different generation. From club culture and technology to roller skating and funeral etiquette, Des explores what makes people long for another era.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
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1h 17min
June 01, 2026 Niche Collections
This week, Des listens to voicemails about the strangest things people collect. From animal bones and troll dolls to rosary beads and matchboxes, the Dialers call in to share the unique collections they've built over the years.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 9min
May 28, 2026 The Truth About GLP-1s, Peptides, and Fibermaxxing (Bonus Episode)
Surprise! It's a bonus episode! Dr. Elizabeth Kazarian joins Des to discuss GLP-1s, medical misinformation, and the overlap between politics and alternative health. Dr. Kazarian also shares insights on menopause and testosterone therapy, concerns about the peptide craze, and her hopes for expanded stem cell research.

FOLLOW DR. K: https://www.instagram.com/drkazarian/

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
58min
May 25, 2026 This Should Be Illegal
Des is solo this week, listening to voicemails answering the question: "What was normal in your childhood that's illegal today?" From leaving kids in the car and bringing them into bars to getting a bar of soap in your mouth for cursing, Des reacts to the Dialers' nostalgic stories from a very different time.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

FOLLOW DES:

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 12min
May 18, 2026 Des Solves Your Problems
Des is solo this week, giving advice to the Dialers on everything from how to handle a straight man making too many gay jokes to whether you should bring a gift to a destination wedding.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

FOLLOW DES:

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 16min
May 11, 2026 Irrational Childhood Fears (with Vittorio Angelone)
This week, Des is joined by comedian Vittorio Angelone! They discuss childhood fears like sharks living in pools, quicksand, and getting drafted.

FOLLOW VITTORIO:

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YouTube: www.youtube.com/@vittorioangelonecomedy

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X: https://x.com/vittorioangelon

MIKE & VITTORIO'S GUIDE TO PARENTING PODCAST:

Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mike-vittorios-guide-to-parenting/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00DOzzuxZT1g9TztzkCO4r?si=e5347e914e64482c

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@guidetoparenting

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FOLLOW DES:

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW HANNAH:

Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner

X: https://x.com/beingbernz

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 20min
May 04, 2026 Is This Normal? (with Katie Boyle)
This week, Des is joined by comedian Katie Boyle to decide if the Little Dialers are weird or normal.

FOLLOW KATIE:

Website: https://www.katieboylecomic.com/

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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katieboylecomic

YouTube: www.youtube.com/@katieboylecomic

THE SHIFT PODCAST:

Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-shift/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5rS2HPgLII06KMcb3De198?si=80823f77dadd40ef

YouTube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM6mVEnpWVhGMz-pQ-5fypqGRiG6_edtQ&si=V9nyqAfwjd8dgnyg

Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html

FOLLOW DES:

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW HANNAH:

Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/

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FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 12min
April 27, 2026 Wisdom from Your Grandparents (With Caroline Baniewicz)
Caroline Baniewicz is back this week and helps Des respond to wisdom from your grandparents.

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carolineebaniewicz/

Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW HANNAH:

Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/

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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 7min
April 20, 2026 The First Song You Loved (with Caroline Baniewicz)
This week, Des is joined by friend, comedian, and professionally trained opera singer Caroline Baniewicz! The Dialers share the first songs they remember falling in love with, and Des and Caroline share their own picks from childhood. Caroline reflects on growing up listening to Christian music, and Des talks about how he felt watching an early Justin Bieber music video.

FOLLOW CAROLINE:

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carolineebaniewicz/

Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW HANNAH:

Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/

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X: https://x.com/beingbernz

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 30min
April 13, 2026 Why Do Men Do This?
Why do men play so many video games? Why do they loudly grunt at the gym? How are they able to use 12-in-1 body washes and still have great skin? This week, Des is solo and attempts to explain men.

Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html

FOLLOW DES:

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW HANNAH:

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FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
...more
1h 14min

FAQs about Berner Phone:

How many episodes does Berner Phone have?

The podcast currently has 391 episodes available.

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