Brexit...the final frontier. These are the sh*t-stained voyages of a tiny island.

Its five year mission

To exploit strange, plebian middle-England 

To seep out loose turds of diplomatic incontinence

And new contracts for daddy's business 

To boldly no longer go where Benidorm was before.

 

In this episode, our Head Bitch is the Naughty List and beside her are two exemplary vice-Bitches: Woke Fireworks and The Saltire. Join us as we pull apart the nation's gorgeously Brexited arsecheeks and stare in awe at the arsehole that just keeps giving.