The cauldron is bubbling once again as we three witches look back on the year that was and unpack a creeping and creepy trend - can you guess what it is? 

We're back. Allegedly.

Recorded during the spookysexy dark days of Scorpio season, join us Bitches three as we embrace the bubbling cauldron once again. This episode, we call on the dark arts to curse/tax billionaire tech bros, malevolently side-eye Matt Stankc*ck's promotion to Chief White Saviour, and cast a powerful hex on the rampant, unabashed Blackfishing within the UK pop music scene.

...unless you're Jedward.

What do Boris Johnson, James Dyson, Justin Bieber, Noel Clarke and Gérard Depardieu in common? They're all about to get thrown into our cauldron and served up for crimes of gross mis-ter-conduct.

The first lesson in Caucacity: the best hiding place when you steal something is to keep it in plain sight. Case in point, The British Museum. 

Join this week's host, Robinhood, and esteemed guests Testerical, Erik Killmonger/Mwazulu Diyabanza, Lara Crofty, and Mummies Return, as we cast spells to reverse centuries of daylight robbery.

Brexit...the final frontier. These are the sh*t-stained voyages of a tiny island.

Its five year mission

To exploit strange, plebian middle-England 

To seep out loose turds of diplomatic incontinence

And new contracts for daddy's business 

To boldly no longer go where Benidorm was before.

 

In this episode, our Head Bitch is the Naughty List and beside her are two exemplary vice-Bitches: Woke Fireworks and The Saltire. Join us as we pull apart the nation's gorgeously Brexited arsecheeks and stare in awe at the arsehole that just keeps giving.

Did 2020 end or have we just slipped into week one of month 13?

Let us reminisce over the bubbling cauldron once more as we breakdown the most memorable moments of last year and what they taught us. (Spoiler: judging by the first week of 2021: NOTHING). 

Our panellists this week are:

As scientifically informed as her namesake, Tiers graces us with her presence. 

The ever-effervescent High-Value Business Traveller, reminding you of why exempting Swiss banking executives from UK quarantine rules is Covid’s own version of trickle-down health economics. 

And our host this episode is the Nigella’s newly discovered love for us plebeians’ favourite cordon blue contraption: microwavé - that’s mee-kro-wav-ay to you, peasants!

It was Marcus Rashford's tweet that did it. Asking his critics, "On a serious note though, what is virtue signalling?" in the same sweet and straightforward way he's imploring the government to feed impoverished children. 

We didn't know either. So, we set about exploring our own encounters with the term. Join us this week to delve deeper into the minds of Spectator journalists, the Pope's Instagram thirst trap preferences and the presence of non-existent white women in the Bible.

Welcome to our first ever episode! In this episode, we introduce ourselves and talk about footballer Marcus Rashford's reluctant rise to scrutiny as rich, white men discuss whether working class British children deserve to eat. 

We hope you enjoy this episode and if this episode has peaked your interest in the subject matter or affects you personally, we'd like to highlight resources: CovidMutualAid.org and FareShare.org.uk and TrussellTrust.org.

Join us round the cauldron for another batch of witchy, bitchy goodness, stirred up by your three hosts: The Vaccine, The President's Fisher Price Desk, and The Magna Carta.

It was Marcus Rashford's tweet that did it. Asking his critics, "On a serious note though, what is virtue signalling?" in the same sweet and straightforward way he's imploring the government to feed impoverished children. 

We didn't know either. So, we set about exploring our own encounters with the term. Join us this week to delve deeper into the minds of Spectator journalists, the Pope's Instagram thirst trap preferences and the presence of non-existent white women in the Bible.