In one of the greatest televisual meetings of all time, Bri an Moore - clearly underemployed during the ITV technicians’s strike early in the season - nips over to Hamburg to report on the lifestyle of England’s greatest superstar of the moment, Kevin Keegan.

We won’t spoil it for you, but this is absolute gold, from Keegan snubbing Thatcher to maximising every penny he can get, from being overrun by sheepdogs to another helpless shrug from the long-suffering Jean, from deciding to go into politics, but only straight in as Prime Minister, this is the 1,000mph life of Kevin Keegan.

If you only ever listen to one podcast for the rest of eternity, this is the one. God bless King Kev.

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