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A Dramione audiobook / podfic of ⁠The Cleaners⁠⁠⁠

CW: Graphic Violence & Major Character Death

Hermione Granger had always lived a charmed life—top of her class, surrounded by popular friends, and with a bright future ahead of her. She thought she had everything figured out. But when she pushed the boundaries of her role at the DMLE, it led her down a dangerous path. Her best friends had to bail her out, leaving her indebted to the Ministry—a debt they were all too eager to collect.

Their demand?

Infiltrate the most notorious wizarding crime syndicate, led by Durmstrang’s fallen heirs turned racketeers—Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.

A Dramione audiobook / podfic of ⁠The Cleaners⁠⁠⁠

CW: Graphic Violence & Major Character Death

Hermione Granger had always lived a charmed life—top of her class, surrounded by popular friends, and with a bright future ahead of her. She thought she had everything figured out. But when she pushed the boundaries of her role at the DMLE, it led her down a dangerous path. Her best friends had to bail her out, leaving her indebted to the Ministry—a debt they were all too eager to collect.

Their demand?

Infiltrate the most notorious wizarding crime syndicate, led by Durmstrang’s fallen heirs turned racketeers—Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.

A Dramione audiobook / podfic of ⁠The Cleaners⁠⁠⁠

CW: Graphic Violence & Major Character Death

Hermione Granger had always lived a charmed life—top of her class, surrounded by popular friends, and with a bright future ahead of her. She thought she had everything figured out. But when she pushed the boundaries of her role at the DMLE, it led her down a dangerous path. Her best friends had to bail her out, leaving her indebted to the Ministry—a debt they were all too eager to collect.

Their demand?

Infiltrate the most notorious wizarding crime syndicate, led by Durmstrang’s fallen heirs turned racketeers—Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.

A Dramione audiobook / podfic of ⁠The Cleaners⁠⁠⁠CW: Graphic Violence & Major Character Death

Hermione Granger had always lived a charmed life—top of her class, surrounded by popular friends, and with a bright future ahead of her. She thought she had everything figured out. But when she pushed the boundaries of her role at the DMLE, it led her down a dangerous path. Her best friends had to bail her out, leaving her indebted to the Ministry—a debt they were all too eager to collect.

Their demand?

Infiltrate the most notorious wizarding crime syndicate, led by Durmstrang’s fallen heirs turned racketeers—Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.

A Dramione audiobook / podfic of ⁠The Cleaners⁠⁠⁠

CW: Graphic Violence & Major Character Death

Hermione Granger had always lived a charmed life—top of her class, surrounded by popular friends, and with a bright future ahead of her. She thought she had everything figured out. But when she pushed the boundaries of her role at the DMLE, it led her down a dangerous path. Her best friends had to bail her out, leaving her indebted to the Ministry—a debt they were all too eager to collect.

Their demand?

Infiltrate the most notorious wizarding crime syndicate, led by Durmstrang’s fallen heirs turned racketeers—Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.

A Dramione audiobook / podfic of ⁠The Cleaners⁠⁠⁠CW: Graphic Violence & Major Character Death

Hermione Granger had always lived a charmed life—top of her class, surrounded by popular friends, and with a bright future ahead of her. She thought she had everything figured out. But when she pushed the boundaries of her role at the DMLE, it led her down a dangerous path. Her best friends had to bail her out, leaving her indebted to the Ministry—a debt they were all too eager to collect.

Their demand?

Infiltrate the most notorious wizarding crime syndicate, led by Durmstrang’s fallen heirs turned racketeers—Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.

A Dramione audiobook / podfic of ⁠The Cleaners⁠⁠⁠CW: Graphic Violence & Major Character Death

Hermione Granger had always lived a charmed life—top of her class, surrounded by popular friends, and with a bright future ahead of her. She thought she had everything figured out. But when she pushed the boundaries of her role at the DMLE, it led her down a dangerous path. Her best friends had to bail her out, leaving her indebted to the Ministry—a debt they were all too eager to collect.

Their demand?

Infiltrate the most notorious wizarding crime syndicate, led by Durmstrang’s fallen heirs turned racketeers—Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.

A Dramione audiobook / podfic of The Cleaners⁠⁠CW: Graphic Violence & Major Character Death

Hermione Granger had always lived a charmed life—top of her class, surrounded by popular friends, and with a bright future ahead of her. She thought she had everything figured out. But when she pushed the boundaries of her role at the DMLE, it led her down a dangerous path. Her best friends had to bail her out, leaving her indebted to the Ministry—a debt they were all too eager to collect.

Their demand?

Infiltrate the most notorious wizarding crime syndicate, led by Durmstrang’s fallen heirs turned racketeers—Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.

A Dramione audiobook / podfic of ⁠The Cleaners⁠⁠⁠CW: Graphic Violence & Major Character Death

Hermione Granger had always lived a charmed life—top of her class, surrounded by popular friends, and with a bright future ahead of her. She thought she had everything figured out. But when she pushed the boundaries of her role at the DMLE, it led her down a dangerous path. Her best friends had to bail her out, leaving her indebted to the Ministry—a debt they were all too eager to collect.

Their demand?

Infiltrate the most notorious wizarding crime syndicate, led by Durmstrang’s fallen heirs turned racketeers—Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.

Valentine’s Day was supposed to be just another uneventful evening for Hermione Granger. Endure a dreadful blind date arranged by well-meaning friends, then retreat home to enjoy a bottle of wine and a book in solitude.

But things take a fortuitous turn when Draco Malfoy, missing for nearly a decade, swoops in at the most opportune moment and abducts her. It turns out he’s an alien with ties to a mysterious plant she’s been studying for two years, AND she’s his fated mate!

What began as a simple escape from routine has spiraled into something truly out of this world—something even she never saw coming.

*Inspired by Warriors of Luxiria by Zoey Draven and Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon with some additional artistry inspiration from Celestial Star Boy Draco (by Omniluci.estumbra)

A Dramione Archives Valentines Collaboration by Team Coral!

Written by KTPhoenix
Betad by Erin11Ann23
Narrated by briarandtones
Illustrated by GarnetSyrup