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When Curse-breakers, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, are sent to decommission a "dormant" Irish ritual chamber, they accidentally trigger a soul bond that comes with helpful instructions which could be boiled down to 'fuck or die'.
Unfortunately, the matchmaking runic magic demands honesty, devotion, and passion, not a half-arsed consummation.
Turns out the real curse wasn't the chamber at all, but years of pathetic, unresolved pining.
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Or, ancient magic ships Dramione harder than we do.
Rating: Explicit
Relationship: Dramione
Cover Art by: merlinstits
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Hermione is just his coworker and his younger brother's best friend—or so she thinks.
But the thug in her heart says otherwise.
What happens when they both get trapped in a cave?
Rating: Explicit
Relationship: Billmione
Cover Art by: merlinstits
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Some things aren’t just written in blood. They’re written in bone.
And Hermione Granger? She’s written in Sirius’s very marrow.
Rating: Explicit
Relationship: Sirmione
Cover Art by: merlinstits
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Coworkers in the Ministry of Magic’s Experimental Ritual Theory Division, Neville Longbottom and Pansy Parkinson are sent to explore a piece of land that had once been intended to be used as the location for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
There they find an ancient magic that doesn’t want them to leave.
Rating: Explicit
Relationship: Panville
Cover Art by: merlinstits
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When Draco and Hermione are unable to conceive, they are desperate for help. But when Healers evaluate her, Hermione is diagnosed with a curse that has rendered her unable to carry a child. Traditional medicine is not able to provide a cure, so Hermione does what she does best; study. After much research, they uncover a way to counter the curse for one night only, but it requires a rather challenging ritual involving blood, bones, and Lucius Malfoy.
Rating: Explicit
Relationship: Dramione & Lumione (no sword crossing!)
Cover Art by: merlinstits
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Ginny awakens to a whisper enticing her to go out into the warm summer air. She finds herself surrounded by a series of mystifying events, leading to a night of passion with a mysterious goddess.
Rating: Explicit
Relationship: Ginny/Daphne
Cover Art by: merlinstits
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He shows up at the door of Number 12 Grimmauld Place in late May, carrying two friends in tow. He’s running, and his reasons are numerous on this endless night.
Rating: Teen
Relationship: Theomione
Cover Art by: merlinstits
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Hermione’s obsessed with work, and when she ends up at the office after-hours and hears familiar voices and moans in Malfoy’s office, she’s in for a big surprise.
Rating: Explicit
Relationship: Dramione / Dransmione
Cover Art by: merlinstits
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The magic of Chalice Well is weakened, and this is bad news for the naiads - water nymphos - sorry, water nymphs whose fertility is challenged by the sudden change.
Why does Draco Malfoy care? He doesn't.
But his co-worker Hermione Granger insists on performing some obscure ritual to restore the well's properties, and Draco will endure — under protest, of course — because it does put him awfully close to the witch of his dreams.
And now, she's asking him to ruin his dragon-hide boots by stepping into the spring with her. The things a wizard will do for... well, not love, because Draco is not in love.
Nope.
Rating: Explicit
Relationship: Dramione
Cover Art by: merlinstits
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There's nothing Draco wouldn't do for his love.
Rating: Mature - Dead Dove
Relationship: Dramione
Cover Art by: merlinstits
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