[CONTENT WARNING: discussion of one instance of kidnapping and sexual assault]

Nadia and Tony watch the crossover romcom and Bollywood homage Bride and Prejudice, starring the single most famous woman in India (Aishwarya Rai), and featuring the greatest character in any film they have ever watched (Kohli Saab). Tony only confuses two of the Indian actors once during the episode, which is honestly better than he thought he’d do. The hosts discontinue the “Let’s Do Reviews” segment, and introduce a new segment called “Let’s Do Horny Reviews”, where they only read reviews by men who were extremely horny for Aishwarya Rai in 2005.