The newlyweds have been married for three whole weeks, so the time is right for them to spice things up by discussing their fantasies. For the two couples who've actually had sex, this involves costumed foreplay -- and, we regret to inform you, about four dozen "tool" "jokes" from Ryan; for the third couple, this involves a brief flirtation with a wig, which Jon takes as a definite sign that Molly is starting to warm to him. We discuss whose fantasies are the cutest, where is the best place to set up a home stripper pole, and SERIOUSLY WHAT MOLLY'S PROBLEM IS in our latest podcast!

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Married At First Sight takes us to the newlyweds' wedding nights and morning-after brunch, which means it's time to guess at their likely longevity as couples based on their instant attraction. Ryan and Jackie seem to be following the standard script even for non-at first sight marriages IF YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN; Molly and Jon claim not to have rounded all the bases, though your hosts are divided as to how trustworthy their testimony may actually be; and Jephte and Shawniece are having a hard time because Jephte is seriously hung up on the notion that Shawniece is both his wife and a stranger, and Shawniece is pretty upset about it. This week's Bride & Doom podcast goes great with a pre-honeymoon brunch!

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Married At First Sight's sixth season chugs along right on schedule, with the selected singles meeting for the very first time at the altar. Ryan is...instantly in love with Jackie to a degree that should probably worry them both? Jonathan and Molly clearly want to blow off the reception to bone. And when Jephte's mother Laura rises to interrupt before the ceremony's even begun, is it with an interjection that will please the betrothed couple and their guests? (Given that it was teased so much in the promos, you probably already assumed that it's fine.) We discuss all these big-hearted, adventurous people of strong character -- according to their loved ones, anyway -- on our latest podcast!

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