Bride of the Creature

IT’S LIKE A METAPHOR OR SOMETHING Next time on Bride of the Creature: A young family moving into a great big old house in the country? What could possibly go wrong?! Nothing bad ever happens to Oliver Reed or Karen Black! From the darkest depths of 1976 it’s Dan Curtis’ “Burnt Offerings”

Only a podcast by analogy… Next time on Bride of the Creature: From tropical Germany we travel to the land of the double double, socialized healthcare and unearned smug superiority! From the darkest depths of the new millenium comes John Fawcett’s classic tale of lycanthropy and menstruation “Ginger Snaps!” Send us email! [email protected] Follow us...

Friends don’t let friends get neck tattoos. Next time on Bride of the Creature: Cthulhu Fhtagn! It’s “Die Fabre” AKA “The Color Out of Space” from 2010 directed by Huan Vu Send us email! [email protected] Follow us on twitter! Nicole Gruszecki, Joey Gruszecki, Bride of the Creature Podcast

These kitties hate more than just mondays! (I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT JOKE. I HAVE A HEADACHE) Next time on Bride of the Creature: Sssssssh! We’re watching Mike Flanagan’s “Hush” Send us email! [email protected] Follow us on twitter! Nicole Gruszecki, Joey Gruszecki, Bride of the Creature Podcast

Mom! There’s a glam-rock band at the door! Next time on Bride of the Creature: Enough schlock! Time for some culture! A japanese classic is on the docket as we put that criterion channel subscription to use with Kaneto Shindo’s 1968 ghost story “KURONEKO” Send us email! [email protected] Follow us on twitter! Nicole Gruszecki, Joey Gruszecki, Bride of...

With every purchase of a space umbrella you get a free nude lady. Next time on Bride of the Creature: Nicole has selected a beloved classic that somehow neither of us has seen. Join us the last friday in April for THE LOST BOYS Send us email! [email protected] Follow us on twitter! Nicole Gruszecki, Joey Gruszecki, Bride of...

Nancy Drew and the Secret of the Freaky Ballet School Next time on Bride of the Creature: Some serious, high-brow cultural criticism in the form of Tobe Hooper’s “LIFEFORCE”. Send us email! [email protected] Follow us on twitter! Nicole Gruszecki, Joey Gruszecki, Bride of the Creature Podcast

ALL ANIMALS ATTACK ALL HUMANS Next time on Bride of the Creature: SUSPIRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Send us email! [email protected] Follow us on twitter! Nicole Gruszecki, Joey Gruszecki, Bride of the Creature Podcast

It’s a good old-fashioned Canadian christmas! Next time on Bride of the Creature: We see if a Bert I. Gordon movie is watchable without Joel, Mike or Jonah and the bots with 1976’s “Food of the Gods” Send us email! [email protected] Follow us on twitter! Nicole Gruszecki, Joey Gruszecki, Bride of the Creature Podcast

This month Joey and Nicole take a trip over the black rainbow with Nicolas Cage! It’s MANDY. Next time on Bride of the Creature: Despite the indecision in the outro we settled on 1974’s BLACK CHRISTMAS. Send us email! [email protected] Follow us on twitter! Nicole Gruszecki, Joey Gruszecki, Bride of the Creature Podcast