Bride of the Creature

Landini… Next time on Bride of the Creature: GRIZZLY! It’s like JAWS only it’s a BEAR!!!

The little gray cells… Next time on Bride of the Creature: There’s this girl and she knows too much. AND SO CAN YOU! Mario Bava’s proto-giallo “The Girl Who Knew Too Much”

You’ve arrived on a rather… special night… it’s one of the master’s affairs… Next time on Bride of the Creature: The time has come to exercise our little grey cells with the help of the greatest detective in the world: Hercule Poirot! It’s Kenneth Branagh’s “A Haunting in Venice”

Bilbo should have killed that creature when he had the chance… Next time on Bride of the Creature: We’re inverting the last two digits of the release year of this movie with the Universal Horror classic “The Old Dark House” from 1932.

It’s time for an Occurance at Owl Creek Podcast. Next time on Bride of the Creature: GHOULS ON A BOAT. It’s Andre Ovredal’s 2023 bloodsucker “The Last Voyage of the Demeter”

God that’s… not good. Next time on Bride of the Creature: Life is a Carnival. It’s Carnival of Souls from 1962

I wish they were werewolves… Next time on Bride of the Creature: Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd… His skin was pale and his eye was odd…

Look upon me. I will show you the life of the mind. Next time on Bride of the Creature: someBODY once TOLD me the BEACH was gonna OLD me…

RIch people are crazy… Next time on Bride of the Creature: It’s been AGES since Joey picked some Japanese movie. So he did. Takashi Miike’s: “The Happiness of the Katakuris!”

Roses Are RedThis Movie is DryGo Get a Big KnifeRight Into Your Eye   Next time on Bride of the Creature: Nicole claims Joey manipulated her into picking Skinamarink. This is NONSENSE, but in the interest of a happy home, she’s picking again. It’s Brandon Cronenberg’s latest: INFINITY POOL