This week, Melanie goes totally spooky with it and meets her put-together neighbors in a Britney t-shirt, Midwesterners are polite aloof little goblins, we reinvent the disaster wheel, Britney eats crawfish, Brianne courts a lawsuit from k-fed, and the Britney machine does Britney wrong.

Content warnings: abuse of conservatorships, discussion of mental health and mental illness, unsafe driving with child in car, abuse by paparazzi, toxic relationship dynamics, inpatient mental health treatment, custody battle.

SHOW NOTES
About Probate conservatorships
Britney's Gram
Britney Spears’ co-conservator wants a raise
Britney Spears’ Dad Quits Job for Full-Time Conservator Role
Britney Spears' Father Investigated for Alleged Abuse of Brit's Son
Britney Spears' Father Left as Sole Conservator of Her Estate After Lawyer Resigns
Britney Spears Hospitalized After “Hostage Brituation” Involving Her Two Kids; Released Next Day
Britney Spears Rushed To Hospital Again
Cher fiercely addresses Britney Spears' conservatorship
Dr Phil: Britney Spears is 'in dire need' of help
Eat, Pray, Britney
Everything to Know About Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s Relationship Through the Years
Filing of Criminal Charges Against James Spears Declined
Forget Kabbalah, Britney's baby is her religion
Heidi Montag Does Duet With Britney Spears
Innosense
Is Britney Spears Ready to Stand on Her Own?
Let Me Take You There
'Let Me Take You There': A Newly Unearthed Demo Brings Us Back to the Beginning of Britney
List of unreleased songs recorded by Britney Spears
MMC6 - Britney Spears
‘Telephone’: When Lady Gaga Took Beyoncé Into the Deep End
The Controversial Conservatorship of Britney Jean Spears
The Guardians (2018)
The upsetting reason Britney Spears shaved her head in 2007
Truth Unveiled Behind Britney Spears and Heidi Montag's Duet