Join us this week as we are shown the dangers of marrying a generically handsome man you've only known for a few months in the 2018 Lifetime "thriller" Murder at the Mansion. Also known as Engaged to a Psycho, which is a much funner title but surprisingly has nothing to do with the film.

Welcome to the Broke Arcade, where this week we're playing Fire Emblem Heroes. It may not be a movie, but it is free (if you want it to be).

This holiday season, why not wrap yourself up in a warm blanket, light a nice fire, and prime all your homemade death traps as we discuss the 1989 French spooky Santa thriller 3615 code Père Noël. Also known as Deadly Games, Dial Code Santa Claus, Game Over, and Hide and Freak. And definitely not Home Alone.

Is it possible for a production company to sue themselves for plagiarism? Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey (1977).

Witness our return to form this week as we are tricked by a cool poster and title into watching the 1984 Rambo knock-off extravaganza Blastfighter. This movie would've been a lot more exciting if it starred an actual tiger. Or even better, a tiger shark.

Specifically, The Wrong Trousers (1993) and A Close Shave (1995).

Get comfortable with us this week as we take an extra long dive into the surprisingly dark and complicated world of the classic 2003 based-on-a-kids-book hit Holes. And make sure you have your two suits, two tokens in hand.

Come with us to find the true source of inspiration. Emma Inspired (2017).

Kick back with us this week as we decide to ignore science for an hour or so in order to better enjoy the 1957 big-version-of-a-regular-animal monster movie Attack of the Crab Monsters. Just don't forget the most important thing: can't stab the crab.

Also known as The King and the Beaver, which tells you all you really need to know. Le Royaume (2010).