STERLING, VA—Touted as the most broken-down, dysfunctional pieces of furniture ever produced, Brok-R-Door Furniture unveiled its new line of broken furniture Monday.

"Our new line of broken sofas, chairs and tables is available in a variety of distressed finishes," said Brok-R-Door spokesperson Gary Sutterfield.

"Whether you're looking for a slightly used or heavily abused piece of furniture, we've got it."

Sutterfield said the company is also developing a line of broken lamps and floor lamps.

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