Broken Simulation

War with Iran is on the horizon, and distractions abound. Also, Gavin Newsom offends a major chunk of the Democrat base by saying he can't read, Mike Huckabee is given pointed questions by Tucker Carlson on America's Israel policy, Shia LeBeouf is having a big old time in New Orleans, and so much more.

On this special edition of Broken Simulation we recap the year that was, including Sam's progressive use of nicotine, the L.A. fires, the Charlie Kirk event, behind-the-scenes drama with the Sarper visit, Sam's big weekend at the Comedy Mothership, a call to Alex Stein, so much more!

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We're back to talk the top 25 comedians of the 21st century, President Trump's revival of the Monroe Doctrine, revelations about Candace Owens, Owen Benjamin being right, Tucker Carlson trying to get Piers Morgan to say dirty words, and much more.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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Patrick Bet-David wins DUMBEST TAKE EVER, Dick Cheney is dead, revelations in the J6 plot, UFOs in the water, Trump introduces 50-year-mortgages, Sam goes to a circus, and Leslie Jones takes on Tony Hinchcliffe on this episode of Broken Simulation!

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Sam proves yet again that he's an oracle whose predictive power rivals ... the films of Nicolas Cage?! We talk about how crazy it is that "Snake Eyes" is the film that seems to have a ton of correlations to the Charlie Kirk event, we talk about Tim Dillon being fired from a gig in UAE and the big Saudi comedy festival, we get into Steven Crowder's take on Kirk, and we address allegations that Joe Rogan's comedy club has gone woke (or is it extreme right-wing?!). Oh, and we listen to a creepy 911 cryptid phone call.

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Sam recaps his Rogan experience and reads a surprising letter live on the show from a woman who wants to hook up with him. Also this week we talk Netanyahu on PBD, Amanda Seales getting WRECKED by other black people in debate, Kim Iversen being menaced, Marc Maron being a dick, and a new comedian embodying the Andrew Dice Clay spirit -- maybe a little too much.

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Machine Gun Kelly confronted Sam at the last Comedy Chaos, and it might have been because of what we said about his bad music.

Also this week, we award Atrocity of the Year, Sam explains his conversion to Christianity, and the guys offer a defense of Los Angeles.

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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

On the 50th edition of Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli ponders whether learning about a certain pizza pie shop cost him friends, and he and co-host Johnny Woodard share dueling hype anthems, before getting into some more insane news.

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We discuss all the important issues on this week's jumbo-sized episode of Broken Sim, including pineapple pizza, Madonna's latest face, Sam getting another ticket, a recent special guest on TFH, and BLM's exorbitant spending.

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