In this ep, Lone Wolf concludes his quest for the Sommerswerd!  Can our three brave podcasters properly guide him past the last obstacles between him and saving his kingdom?  Nnnnnope, because Sam's terrible choices have literally put us into a no win scenario!  To go forward, we must go back... and GET THAT SPEAR.

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Episode image from Project Aon, an online source for freely available Lone Wolf books!  Enjoy!

Intro: "I Think I'm Paranoid", by Garbage.

Outro: "An Ordinary Day In The Life Of A Superhero", by Linden Killam

A brief summary of why we went offline, and some changes to our content going forward.  And since I didn't make it clear, we will finish season 1 of Doom Patrol sometime soon.

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A special in this episode: a guest not related to us by blood or marraige!  Our friend Nate (not the nice Nate who messages us on facebook, a different one) joins us under slightly false assumptions about what we're covering, and has a good time with us as we continue our surprisingly lengthy quest to retrieve the Sommerswerd!  But you know who doesn't have a good time?  EVERYONE WE MEET, AS WE CARVE A BLOODY PATH ACROSS THE SOMMERLANDS.  OH GOD, OH GOD.

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Episode image from Project Aon, an online source for freely available Lone Wolf books!  Enjoy!

Intro: "I Think I'm Paranoid", by Garbage.

Outro: "An Ordinary Day In The Life Of A Superhero", by Linden Killam

In addition to the usual "Harry got lazy" and "depression is a real one sometimes" reasons, this episode was delayed considerably by data glitches.  Eventually they got resolved, and... sometimes, the error is trying to stop you for your own good.  We're big arguing idiots.  And Sam was totally wrong, but regardless, wow.

But hey, three good episodes of this show!  We talk about it!  Oh, and Alligator Blood was the song name, not the band.  It was okay.

Next ep should be in two days, max!

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Intro: "The Mask", by MF DOOM feat. Ghostface Killah.

Outro: "An Ordinary Day In The Life Of A Superhero", by Linden Killam.

The king immediately recognizes we need help, and sends us out to retrieve our culturally vital, devastating powerful megaweapon that we kinda just... loaned out to a neighboring kingdom?   At least we got a nice seal in the process.  Anyway, we have 40 days to retrieve the Sommerswerd, and at this rate we're going to spend half of them lying concussed in gutters.

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Episode image from Project Aon, an online source for freely available Lone Wolf books!  Enjoy!

Intro: "I Think I'm Paranoid", by Garbage.

Outro: "An Ordinary Day In The Life Of A Superhero", by Linden Killam

In which our heroes make probably the best decision they could, and just sit down and talk about all their problems.  It does take a whole episode.

Then, an episode that deals with one of Jane's more troublesome personalities taking hold, while Larry and Vic meet Danny Street, and we encounter one of the hardest-hitting emotional scenes you'll find until... the next few episodes that we've since watched.  WOW this show does not pull punches.

Then we argue about Karaoke, a game so self-expression based that I don't slam Sam for picking terrible choices.  Then a random number generator beats us.  Great.

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Intro: "The Mask", by MF DOOM feat. Ghostface Killah.

Outro: "An Ordinary Day In The Life Of A Superhero", by Linden Killam.

We played the worst, now we begin with one of the best.  The Lone Wolf series of gamebooks is beloved, and it's time for our humble brothers to test their wits against the perils before them.  Except Sam is running the show for this one, so he's intentionally picking terrible skills and abandoning children to their doom.  GREAT.  ADVENTURE HOORAY.

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Episode image from Project Aon, an online source for freely available Lone Wolf books!  Enjoy!

Intro: "I Think I'm Paranoid", by Garbage.

Outro: "An Ordinary Day In The Life Of A Superhero", by Linden Killam

The world is ending, how do we stop it?  With the help of a nemesis VERY annoyed that the heroes are letting the world get destroyed by somebody other than him.  Also involving time travel, cults, Bruce Springsteen, and a cute dog.

But it's not all fun and games, and it may be time for our heroes to realize that they aren't the first Doom Patrol that tried to take on Mr. Nobody.

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Intro: "The Mask", by MF DOOM feat. Ghostface Killah.

Outro: "An Ordinary Day In The Life Of A Superhero", by Linden Killam.

Hey, this show sucks.

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Intro: "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)", by The Offspring.

Outro: "An Ordinary Day In The Life Of A Superhero", by Linden Killam.

Doom Patrol!  Still good!  We start of with a lot of Nazi killing, and although some of our protagonists are dismayed at the outcome, I think it's pretty clear that it's more in the general cosmic sense.  Especially since we spared the life of the podcast's new favorite character, ANIMAL-VEGETABLE-MINERAL MAN!

Then, our (not really a) team is interrupted in their search for their mentor when an apocalyptic cult threatens to destroy the world!  It's down to these heroes to - oh god they already messed it up.  Welp.

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Intro: "The Mask", by MF DOOM feat. Ghostface Killah.

Outro: "An Ordinary Day In The Life Of A Superhero", by Linden Killam.