First, a British astronaut has something to tell us about stuff. Then, suicides at work are on the rise. Finally, what is this, a center for ANTS?

First, old cruise ship turned into homeless shelter. Then, a new horror movie involving technology. Finally, Crazy Rich Asians now in Latino flavor.

First, is music what coral reefs are missing? Next, taxes on French stuff. Finally, it's time to get existential.

First, Taco Bell bisque and making an ad seem like it's a real story. Then, Baltimore mayor goes Clay Davis on Baltimore with children's books. Finally, McDonald's is getting sued because their coffee is too violent.

First, Japan is trying four day work weeks. Then, FitBit gets sold to data company. Finally, Japan also wants to try going cashless.

First, Halloween has the highest percentage of people getting offended for people who they are not. Then, I skipped the rest of the stupid stories and just stuck to Halloween outrage.

First, a Brooklyn hate crime. Then AI in Applebee's. Finally, sexy weed parties. 

First, English Man has had enough. Then, priests should flock to South America for a chance at marriage. And finally, how many elephants should die trying to save one?

First, white people like boats. Second, apologize for everything. And finally, pick your poison: danger or irritation.