Bros Once Loyal

This week, the bros announce they are taking a break. But rest assured, we will return with clear eyes and full jars!

Prepare to digress in part two of our Grey Knights discussion! 

Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/647633449939795968/welcome-to-the-magic-kingdom-our-continuing

00:00 Opening Theme

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In this week's episode, we connect the dots and uncover the truth about the mysterious Chapter of daemonhunting Mary Sues known as the Grey Knights.

Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/646999165930520576/this-february-true-love-takes-a-dive 

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Do you think love can bloom even in a Gellar Field? 

Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/646368842201890816/jokaero-kong-is-here-so-were-finally-back

00:00:00 Opening Theme

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This week, we ask the age old question: what is the Inquisition? And what are they doing in my house? And what's that thing they're pointing at me? 

Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/645730778544766976/always-watching-above-are-the-images

00:00:00 Opening Sketch

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Happy International Women’s Day! The Bros would like to remind our listeners that fanatical devotion to a patriarchal God-Emperor has no gender. SLAY CANONESS!!!

Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/645100395083988992/slay-queen-now-that-were-done-covering-the

00:00 Jeff and Andrew's Halo Corner

This week, we catch up with our high school goth GFs turned religious war criminals the Sisters of Battle. Respect the God-Emperor or prepare for COMBAT! Lonnie guest stars as the burninating Battle Sister Valeria! You might already know them as the artist who did our show portrait and logo. Give 'em a follow on Instagram @ilanablady and Twitter @lonnieblady.

Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/644466205522034688/listen-here-jack-behold-the-supplemental

00:00:00 Opening Sketch

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In part two of our in-depth Mechanicus coverage we normalize dad bods, get sloshed with our favorite Scotswoman, and mourn the loss of Jeb!'s lucky sword. 

Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/643832873072361472/please-clap-behold-the-images-referenced-above

00:00:00 The Sam and Jeff Metal Hour

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This week, we don our little red riding hoods and party with the cybernetic Martian dubstep priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus. 

Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/643197835027890176/praise-the-omnissiah-above-are-all-the-images

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Oh boy, it's the second part of our first guest episode! With our bladders emptied, we are finally free to fill our hearts and minds with sweet, sweet Imperial Guard lore. We even crack open The Imperial Infantryman's Handbook and read some of that Real Official Shit.

Link to the video we threw on in the background: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ljy0-Tcvw

00:00 Happy Birthday, Inquisitor Syphilax

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