🐀 Things get real local as sewer rats make headlines and have people shook. 🤡 The Rock goes from superstar to meme real quick after the internet tears into his Moana look. 🐕 PETA gets petty with Young Thug, sparking reactions across socials. 🍺 Greg goes OFF with a wild take about women drinking beer that has everyone arguing. 📞 The Homie Helpline tackles a dad stressed about his daughter turning up in Rosarito, plus 🤠 Hannah Montana fans finally get their drink—and immediately regret it. 🎤 J. Cole opens up about “Like That,” while 👴 older folks are out here living like kids again.

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The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Gerardo, whose 19-year-old daughter is hiding the fact that her boyfriend is joining her for a "pretzel-folding" weekend at Papas and Beer. Between the family drama, the "studious fools" roast The Rock for his "founding father" wig in the live-action Moana and debate if a man is "real" if he doesn't carry a minimum of $500 in cash at all times.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LA's homeless crisis moves underground

(4:11) Chisme: The Rock's bad wig job in Moana

(08:27) Rap Sheet: Suge Knight's Tupac murder memoir announcement

(11:30) Coffee Talk

(12:07) Petty Police: PETA claps back at Young Thug

(15:39) Scrolling: Debating the "things women shouldn't do" video

(20:37) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(22:09) Homie Helpline: Daughter's "cracking" Rosarito spring break drama

(42:50) Shoutout Medical Students!

(44:57) Knott's Tickets!

(52:47) Chisme: Starbucks' Hannah Montana raspberry syrup fail

(56:02) Rap Sheet: J Cole reacts to Kendrick Lamar's diss

(58:56) Ye Tickets!

(59:52) Money Moves: The $500 "real man" cash rule

(1:04:47) Studious Foo: Seniors addicted to phone screen time

(1:09:10) Play Ball: Lakers' Mexican prospect "Kareem Al Pastor Jabar"

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(Full Episode) The squad attempts to mediate a "disrespectful" Homie Helpline for Veronica, whose cousin is ghosting a $2,500 Coachella debt while simultaneously posting her festival "fits" and begging for her wristband. Between the family drama, the crew investigates Ryan Garcia’s viral claims of an ugly artist home-wrecker and the "petty" case of a quadruple amputee cornhole champion who allegedly shot his homie while driving a Tesla.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LA Marathon 'mile 18' finishers

(3:07) Chisme: Ryan Garcia’s "ugly artist" cheating drama

(7:40) Rap Sheet: The Game’s $4,000 verse payment plan

(11:15) Petty Police: Quadruple amputee "cornhole killer" news

(15:51) Scrolling: AI videos of cheating fruit "Strawberto"

(18:59) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:42) Homie Helpline: Veronica’s $2,500 Coachella cousin debt

(29:26) Knott's Berry Farm Tickets

(37:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: CA high schools require finance classes

(42:24) Chisme: Lil Wayne’s secret dating history with Solange

(45:24) Rap Sheet: Kendrick vs. Drake Super Bowl conspiracy

(49:21) Ye Ticket Giveaway

(51:27) Cookie Crisis: Girl Scout cookie drought and dupes

(55:02) Money Moves: Stabbing over a DTLA soul music bill

(1:02:10) Studious Foo: Brand-sponsored weddings and caskets

(1:06:14) Play Ball: $72 bone marrow tacos at Dodger Stadium

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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to decide if Brian should stay loyal to his homie or donate to a cheating ex-girlfriend currently "locked up overseas" in a Turkish prison. They also roast the "career-altering" footage of Justin Timberlake claiming he was on a "world tour" during his DWI arrest and investigate why robots are entering "tweaker mode" in local restaurants.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Dancing robots in tweaker mode

(3:05) Chisme: Justin Timberlake DWI footage

(7:15) Rap Sheet: French Montana leaks and producer drama

(9:13) Petty Police: Lion King lyric translation lawsuit

(13:40) Scrolling: Soldier leaks secret Navy location

(17:28) The Weather: Rhyming reports for local cities

(19:24) Homie Helpline: Turkish prison GoFundMe dilemma

(28:30) Knott's Tickets!

(30:50) Don't You Know I'm Local: Fluffy and Jo Koy recap

(35:14) Chisme: Pussycat Dolls reunion drama

(40:13) Monday Mashup

(44:53) Ye Tickets!

(49:26) Rap Sheet: J Cole's elite apology skills

(53:04) Money Moves: Botox pop-ups from Planned Parenthood

(56:54) Studious Foo: Marijuana's impact on mental health

(1:00:35) Play Ball: Spurs grandma goes viral

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The crew stage a massive intervention for a three-time caller named Junior, who is currently battling "post ___ clarity" guilt after using a "rhino" pill to hook up with his ex while his toddler was in the other room. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Tom Brady for bullying NFL players' moms and investigates why The Game is using vending machine codes to slide into women's DMs.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Blondie the bear's community tragedy

(4:35) Chisme: Latto's pregnancy with 21 Savage

(8:35) Rap Sheet: The Game's vending machine DMs

(11:51) Petty Police: Ryan Garcia vs. Jose Benavidez

(16:44) Scrolling: Montoya 2.0 crashes out live

(20:50) The Weather: Heatwave weather report

(22:26) Lakewood Mall Paletas

(23:31) Homie Helpline: Junior's messy baby mama hookup

(59:53) Chisme: Bieber and Usher's afterparty beef

(1:03:58) Don't You Know I'm Local: Renaming Cesar Chavez holiday

(1:10:26) Play Ball: Tom Brady's flag football roast

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The squad navigates a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Fern, who is attempting a strict one-year trial run with his baby mama while the crew debates if "revenge P" is a crime or a lifestyle choice. The "studious fools" also celebrate Afroman turning his legal bad times into catchy music videos and investigate a woman who dumpster-dived for 900 feet of a wavy, "jacked-up" Oscar red carpet.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Dumpster diving for Oscar carpets

(3:51) Chisme: Ray J vs 90s rappers

(9:04) Petty Police: Afroman wins freedom of speech

(14:06) Scrolling: WWE style Spanish church translator

(16:31) The Weather: Concrete's rhyming local city report

(17:42) Homie Helpline: Fern's year-long family trial

(41:57) Chisme: Dolores Huerta's serious abuse allegations

(55:53) Ye tix!

(58:21) Rap Sheet: Rick Ross sues Remy Ma

(1:01:17) Studious Foo: Surviving extreme unlivable summer heat

(1:02:49) Play Ball: WNBA raises and basketball layups

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