The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Liberty, whose Marine brother is speed-running into a marriage after two months for those "Wikiki Papy" housing benefits. Between the barracks drama, the crew roasts Alex Cooper's passive-aggressive Instagram war with Alex Earl and investigates why an LA medical examiner was caught pocketing gold chains from the deceased.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Debunking the NASA "fake" splashdown and Victor Glover’s Pomona hero's welcome.

(4:10) Rap Sheet: Wu-Tang Clan and Sade finally get their flowers.

(6:15) Petty Police: The "white girl drama" between Alex Cooper and Alex Earl.

(10:18) Scrolling: Decoding the confusing "You are the Birthday" viral trend.

(13:54) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:38) Homie Helpline: Liberty’s 23-year-old Marine brother marrying a vacation hookup for benefits.

(41:58) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(44:49) Don't You Know I'm Local: An LA medical examiner gets busted for stealing gold from the dead.

(47:26) Chisme: Shaq gets labeled a "creepy Theo" for flirting with a TMZ reporter.

(50:46) Rap Sheet: Cardi B plans to ditch English for a full Spanish album.

(54:35) Money Moves: How to trade your old "veiny" baseball bats for cash at Dick’s Sporting Goods.

(58:31) Studious Foo: Why women are evolutionarily obsessed with "fixing" bad boys.

(1:01:36) Play Ball: Roasting the LA Chargers for their "99-cent bolt" social media job salary

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The squad hits the Petty Police to break down the "Call Her Daddy" vs. Alex Earl drama where passive-aggressive subliminals turned into a full-blown Instagram callout. We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline to decide if a 2-month Hawaii romance is a "when you know, you know" situation or just a play to get out of the military barracks. The crew also investigates the "perfect crime" of an LA medical examiner stealing gold from the dead and roasts Shaq for his "creepy Theo" flirty diversion with a TMZ reporter. Between the drama, we test out the confusing "you are the birthday" trend and debate why women are evolutionarily obsessed with "fixing" bad boys. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are also debunking the "fake" NASA splashdown and laughing at Vic’s "astronaut jump" running style.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: 

(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local 

(04:05) Petty Police 

(08:08) Scrolling 

(11:43) Homie Helpline 

(23:14) Don’t You Know I’m Local 

(25:50) Chisme

(29:05) Money Moves 

(32:42) Studious Fools

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The squad breaks down the ultimate petty flex as Manny Pacquiao buys out Mayweather’s Hollywood gym and rebrands it "Pacquiao Prime." 🥊🔥 We’re diving into a messy Homie Helpline where a rapper boyfriend is literally crying because his girl reposted a Justin Bieber TikTok on her "spam" account. 😭📱 Shaq gets put on blast for being a "creepy uncle" after trying to buy an engagement ring for a couple arguing at a Pacers game. 🏀👀 We also check in on the "21 times a month" challenge to beat cancer and celebrate the LAUSD strike being officially averted! 🏫✅ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re even warning you about the "diarrhea virus" currently tearing through the streets of SoCal! 🚽🩹

CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS

(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local 

(03:57) Rap Sheet 

(07:32) Petty Police 

(11:51) Scrolling 

(15:57) Homie Helpline 

(24:30) Don't You Know I'm Local

(27:59) Studious Foo

(30:50) Play Ball

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The crew stage an intervention for Nancy, a 24-year-old "baddy" whose insecure rapper boyfriend thinks she’s "sneaking around" with Justin Bieber because of a two-year-old TikTok repost. The squad also breaks down Manny Pacquiao’s ultimate petty move of buying out Floyd Mayweather’s gyms and investigates the soulful hustle of a Door Dash driver making bank by putting her feet in delivery photos.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: "SWAT Cafe" Michelin guide social media fail.

(4:07) Chisme: Pete Davidson’s questionable "creepy dad" parenting jokes.

(6:59) Rap Sheet: J. Cole’s zero-point basketball debut and visa drama in China.

(10:33) Petty Police: Manny Pacquiao rebrands Mayweather’s gyms to "Pacquiao Prime".

(14:52) Scrolling: Shaq’s "creepy uncle" intervention for an arguing couple at a Pacers game.

(20:16) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:36) Homie Helpline: Nancy’s "first baddy" boyfriend and the Justin Bieber TikTok crisis.

(50:10) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(56:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: The LAUSD strike is averted at the last minute.

(59:41) Money Moves: Boosting Door Dash tips by including feet in the delivery confirmation photos.

(1:04:58) Studious Foo: The "F Cancer" challenge: 21 times a month for prostate health.

(1:07:50) Play Ball: Teammates make WNBA history.

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The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Aussie, who "trauma bonded" with his late best friend’s sister—only for his fiancé to invite her to be a bridesmaid. Between the wedding drama, the crew roasts a Riverside Sergeant caught swiping on Tinder just feet away from an armed SWAT standoff.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: The SWAT snitch

(4:08) Chisme: Travis Barker discusses plane crash with Ryan Garcia

(6:33) Petty Police: Hunter Biden accepts fight against Donald Trump Jr

(10:30) Scrolling: The crew survives Coachella

(14:50) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:25) Monday Mashup

(19:38) Homie Helpline

(39:24) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(46:19) Coachella Controversy/Recap

(57:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: Update on LAUSD strikes

(1:01:02) Studious Foo: Scientists develop special underwear

(1:04:34) Play Ball: 10th anniversary of Kobe Bryant's final game

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The squad is back and looking "wonky" after surviving the Coachella dust storms and flying tents that turned the campgrounds into a graveyard for gear., We’re breaking down the wild news of Hunter Biden accepting a cage match challenge from YouTuber Andrew Callahan to fight Don Jr. and Eric Trump—and he’s not even asking for cash as payment!, On a high-stakes Homie Helpline, Aussie reveals he hooked up with his late best friend's sister to "cope," and now his bride-to-be wants her in the wedding party.

CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS

(00:00) Petty Police

(03:59) Scrolling

(8:15) Homie Helpline

(20:24) Coachella Breakdown

(26:42) Don't You Know I'm Local

(30:25) Play Ball

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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Art decide if he should "check" his recently single 61-year-old father for leaving heart-eye emojis on his girlfriend's bikini photos. The crew also break down Young Thug’s bizarre university metaphor involving a cow, a bird, and a cat that somehow explains the cold reality of street loyalty and "silent" success.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Artemis 2 moon mission

(3:07) Rap Sheet: Drake's 8-minute literature voice notes

(6:05) Petty Police: Gucci Mane's diss track and robbery details

(10:36) Scrolling: Struggling live acapella performance goes viral

(13:25) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:35) Homie Helpline: Art's dad thirsty bikini comments

(34:37) Six Flags Tickets!

(38:12) Chisme: Diddy's first amendment legal defense

(40:01) Rap Sheet: Young Thug's "bird and cow poop" life metaphor

(43:57) Money Moves: Making millions in GTA 6

(46:31) Studious Foo: Why falling in public makes you more likeable

(49:39) Play Ball: Drafted singles dating night at Dodger Stadium

(51:37) Interview with SEIU Local 99

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We’re breaking down the ultimate boundary-crosser: Art’s dad leaving heart-eye emojis on his girl’s bikini pics! 😱 The squad debates Diddy’s wild legal defense of his “freakoffs” and Amerie’s viral singing struggle that has everyone trying the "One Thing" challenge. 🎤 Young Thug delivers a university lecture for the ages involving cow poop and birds that—believe it or not—actually makes a lot of sense. 🐄💩 We also dive into the million-dollar hustle of GTA 6 and a new study proving that falling on your face might actually be your new Rizz. ✨

CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS

(00:02) Don't You Know I'm Local

(03:00) Scrolling

(06:00) Homie Helpline

(16:06) Chisme

(18:01) Rap Sheet

(21:21) Money Moves

(23:55) Studious Foo

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The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help Liz decide if she should ban her babysitter-required little brother from her Coachella girls' trip so he doesn't ruin her chances of meeting a guy. The crew also roasts Dr. Dre for admitting his perfectionist reputation was just a scam to buy time and investigates why Chuck-E-Cheese is suddenly dropping West Coast G-Funk baselines.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Disgruntled worker lights warehouse fire

(4:30) Chisme: Nikki Glaser's wild husband fetish

(8:15) Rap Sheet: Dr Dre's perfectionist scam

(10:18) Petty Police: Cardi B brings out Lil Kim

(12:49) Scrolling: Chuck-E-Cheese's West Coast theme song

(15:07) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:56) Homie Helpline: Babysitting little brothers at Coachella

(41:00) Six Flags Tickets!

(47:25) Don't You Know I'm Local: In-N-Out refuses to deliver food

(51:26) Chisme: Cardi B and Offset's reunion ride

(54:44) Rap Sheet: Fetty Wap's million-dollar loyalty check

(57:03) Eminem Challenge

(1:00:09) Money Moves: Car seat trade-in coupon event

(1:03:29) Studious Foo: America's ridiculous tipping culture breaking point

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