Brown Bag Mornings

The squad dives into a chillingly hilarious Homie Helpline searching for LA's witchiest locations, featuring a caller chased by a 12-foot green-eyed floating witch on a donkey in Zacatecas and Pasadena Haunted Forest cults 🧙‍♀️🫏👻! Between paranormal sagas, the crew breaks down Drake winning Apple's Best Rapper of 2026, 50 Cent pulling up to Zoom court in a suit to sue Rick Ross's baby mama, and California electing Javier Becerra as its first Latino governor 🎤💼🗳️

[Edited by @iamdyre 🟦]

Chapters

(00:00) Good Morning!

(2:07) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:29) Petty Police

(8:26) Scrolling

(12:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:14) Homie Helpline

(36:47) Don't You Know I'm Local

(41:11) Chisme

(43:16) Rap Sheet

(50:36) Year End

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The squad kicks off by breaking down a new Instagram update that lets guys reset their algorithm to instantly wipe unwanted distraction posts and ex-flings from their feeds. The crew debates their own algorithm traps, leading Greg to address rumors about hiding kids like sister-station legends Heidi & Frank. Then, things get terrifyingly wild on the Homie Helpline as the team hunts for SoCal's witchiest locations following sightings of a Runyon Canyon warlock making rock spirals. Callers flood the lines with chilling real-life paranormal encounters, from mountain bikers finding organized sacrificial blood spots in Sunland-Tujunga to a Pasadena listener stumbling upon a full witch cult ceremony in the Haunted Forest. An unfiltered listener steals the show with a legendary story about riding a donkey through Zacatecas, Mexico, only to be chased by a floating, green-eyed funnel witch.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🟦]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(3:57) Homie Helpline

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The squad tackles an emotional and wildly chaotic Homie Helpline after a new study reveals Ozempic and GLP-1 weight loss drugs are triggering a wave of messy divorces, prompting callers to expose Mexicali gastric sleeves, TikTok Pamela Anderson transformations, and gym trainer affairs 💔💉📱! Between relationship disasters, the crew roasts Gen Z's cringe "cold approach" toilet pick-up lines, LeBron James twerking and drinking wine at a Philly game, and Canelo Alvarez casually revealing his parents are first cousins 🚽🏀🥊.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🪐]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(2:38) Scrolling

(8:18) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(10:04) Homie Helpline

(51:02) Chisme

(55:42) Go vote!!

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The squad kicks off with Scrolling, reacting to unhinged Gen Z "cold approach" videos where guys use out-of-pocket pick-up lines about toilet business and "vulnerability" to go viral 💩😳. The crew compares modern cringe approaches to 90s/2000s game, while Concrete reveals how freestyle rapping on stage won over his wife 16 years ago 🎤❤️. Then, things get wild on the Homie Helpline after a new study reveals weight loss drugs like Ozempic and GLP-1s are causing a massive wave of divorces 💔💉. Emotional callers flood the lines, including a Sun Valley woman whose ex-husband cheated during her Mexicali gastric sleeve surgery, and a Chino wife whose husband lost 100 pounds on Ozempic only to dump her six days before their 12th anniversary for a coworker 🚗💔. Finally, a Rancho Cucamonga porta-potty pumper shares how hard work helped him shed 80 pounds while sticking by his wife through her GLP-1 depression 🚽💪.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🪐]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(5:41) Homie Helpline

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:

🎃 Brown Bag Mornings kicks off November with Martha Stewart's controversial Halloween costume and Kid Cudi revealing why Pitbull's remix of "Day 'N' Nite" was such a big moment for him. 👀 Britney Spears says she wants a new family, leading the crew to share their childhood runaway stories, while an AI comedian named Tiffany Sloan faces accusations of stealing real comedians' jokes. 💀 For Día de los Muertos, the Homie Helpline gets messy with ofrenda drama, including a family that put their still-living deadbeat dad on the altar! 🎟️ A lucky listener wins Chris Brown and Usher tickets before the crew discusses a tragic Florida plane crash and a reported California student data breach. 🎄 Mariah Carey defrosts with a punk-rock twist, and a movie theater in the Netherlands wants to hypnotize fans into watching their favorite movies for the first time again. 💪 Plus, the crew discovers why Eminem might be the perfect addition to your workout playlist!

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:00) Día de los Muertos & Halloween Weekend
(01:36) Chismation – Martha Stewart's Halloween Costume
(03:51) Rapsheet – Kid Cudi's Favorite "Day 'N' Nite" Remix
(06:23) Petty Police – Britney Spears Wants a New Family
(09:23) Scrolling – AI Comedian Stealing Jokes
(12:45) Brown Bag Comedy Show Recap
(14:10) Weather with Concrete Storm
(15:39) Homie Helpline – Día de los Muertos Ofrenda Drama
(24:33) Homie Helpline – A Deadbeat Dad on the Ofrenda
(29:32) Chris Brown & Usher Ticket Giveaway
(31:35) Florida Private Jet Crash
(34:59) Don't You Know I'm Local – California Student Data Breach
(37:55) Chismation – Mariah Carey Defrosts
(39:59) Movie News – Would You Get Hypnotized?
(43:10) Music & Movie Memories
(46:07) Ultimate Workout Playlist

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:

🎃 Martha Stewart faces backlash over her controversial homeless Halloween costume, while Kid Cudi reveals which remix of "Day 'N' Nite" made him feel like he'd finally made it. 👀 Britney Spears says she wants a new family, sparking hilarious stories from the crew about trying to run away from home as kids. 🤖 An AI comedian named Tiffany Sloan is accused of stealing real comedians' jokes, and the crew debates whether artificial intelligence is taking over comedy. 💀 The Homie Helpline celebrates Día de los Muertos with some wild ofrenda drama, including a family that put their very-much-alive deadbeat dad on the altar! 🎄 Mariah Carey officially defrosts for Christmas with a punk-rock twist, while 🎬 a theater in the Netherlands wants to hypnotize movie fans into experiencing their favorite films for the first time again. 💪 Plus, Eminem might be the secret to getting through your next workout!

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:01) Chismation – Martha Stewart's Halloween Costume
(02:53) Rapsheet – Kid Cudi's "Day 'N' Nite"
(03:51) Petty Police – Britney Spears Wants a New Family
(06:53) Scrolling – AI Comedian Stealing Jokes
(16:26) Homie Helpline – Día de los Muertos Ofrenda Drama
(21:35) Chismation – Mariah Carey Defrosts
(26:45) Eminem's Workout Playlist

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The squad tackles a wildly foolish Homie Helpline when a listener reveals he paid a $1,000 apartment deposit for his "casi-algo" hookup, only for her main man to send a bed selfie inside the crib and sabotage his phone contacts 🤡💸📱 ! Between toxic relationship traps, the crew breaks down a real human skull used as a Halloween candy bowl for four years, K-Town karaoke crackdowns, and Kylie Jenner’s haunted mansion scaring guests away at 3 AM 💀🎤👻

[Edited by @iamdyre 🎃]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:05) Chisme

(6:27) Scrolling

(10:22) Homie Helpline

(23:01) Halloween

(28:00) Greg C Mashups

(30:44) Spooky Baskets

(34:18) Chisme

(36:16) Don't You Know I'm Local

(38:28) Greg's Birthday Shoutout 

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The squad kicks off Halloween season with a terrifying viral story about a guy who bought a "replica" human skull at a yard sale, only to find out four years later it was a 100% real human head after a medical worker noticed real dental fillings 💀🎃 . The host shares her own creepy estate sale story about finding an ancient peep show machine full of adult photos from a deceased neighbor named Frank 👁️🔞 . Then, things get completely chaotic on the Homie Helpline as the crew tackles "fools in love," starting with a guy who dropped $1,000 to help a girl get an apartment only to find her new man living inside 🤡💸 . Callers flood the lines with toxic relationship sagas, including a listener whose wife's obsessive ex keeps sending fake text screenshots to sabotage their marriage, and a caller who kept taking back his ex despite her running back to her baby daddy while he lived in a trailer 📱🚛 .

[Edited by @iamdyre 🎃]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(3:57) Homie Helpline

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The squad celebrates National Cat Day with an unhinged caller cat-impression contest for Chris Brown and Usher tickets, featuring a donkey-sounding cat from Van Nuys and a viral 80,000-word Meow novel 🐱🎟️📖 ! Between cat chaos, the crew breaks down the cops being called on a 3-year-old soccer prodigy before Jay-Z stepped in, Kim Kardashian exposing Kris Jenner's heated jailhouse phone fights with OJ Simpson, and J. Cole officially taking back his 10-year retirement claims ⚽🚨🏈🎤

[Edited by @iamdyre 😹]

Chapters

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(2:11) Petty Police

(5:36) Scrolling

(9:09) National Cat Day/Giveaways

(14:09) Chisme

(18:20) Rap Sheet

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The squad kicks off National Cat Day reacting to a viral 300-page novel called Meow that literally repeats the word "meow" 80,000 times in both paperback and audiobook 🐱📖. Angie exposes her family’s crazy cat house evolution, where one cat multiplied into 13 felines hanging out on their roof 🐈‍⬛🏠. Things get wildly hilarious when listeners call in to do their best cat impressions to win Chris Brown and Usher tickets, featuring a donkey-sounding cat from Van Nuys and a winner from Sylmar 🎟️🐾. Then, the crew roasts J. Cole after a new interview where he takes back his 10-year retirement claims, admitting he’s done playing with fans' emotions 🎤🤡. The squad blames his Aquarian zodiac traits for changing his mind in a single flash after making fans scramble since 2016 ♒✨. 

[Edited by @iamdyre 😹]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(3:35) National Cat Day

(8:35) Rap Sheet

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