The squad navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline where a father is fighting for the right to name his son "Junior," leading to wild stories about secret identities and a baby named Gonzalo who already looks like a construction foreman. Between the family drama, the crew celebrates the NY Knicks’ historic championship win while reacting to Jalen Brunson’s dad being a world-class hater on live TV.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🖖]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:46) Chisme

(5:26) Rap Sheet

(8:00) Petty Police

(10:06) Scrolling

(13:02) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:57) Homie Helpline

(35:12) Six Flags Tix!

(37:44) Don't You Know I'm Local

(41:02) Chisme

(45:27) Rap Sheet

(53:12) Money Moves

(55:56) Studious Foo

(59:10) Play Ball

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The squad is sounding the alarm on dangerous SoCal rip currents—stay out of the water unless you want to face Concrete’s "sea monster" fears! 🌊🦈 We dive into a chaotic Homie Helpline for a dad fighting for the "Junior" title, only to find out some moms are out here running secret identity operations in youth sports just to spite their husbands. 👶🕵️‍♀️ From the tragedy of a baby named Gonzalo looking like a construction foreman to the legendary near-miss of a child almost named Goku, the crew debates if firstborn sons really deserve their father's name. 🐉👟 Shoot the Jay gets heated as we react to the New York Knicks' historic championship win and the brutal reality of Jalen Brunson’s dad refusing to give his own MVP son his flowers. 🏀🏆 Finally, we get to the bottom of the "Shohi Morakami" baby compromise and why Vic is eternally thankful he wasn't named after his dad, Siki Fredo! 🪄🍼

[Edited by @iamdyre 🖖]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:17) Homie Helpline

(20:04) Play Ball

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The squad attempts to rescue Edwin from a "Paraguay Princess" who is using his World Cup tickets as a "blessing from God" while leaving his dinner invites on read. Between the relationship chaos, the crew investigates whether Shakira used a "swollen" stunt double for the World Cup opening ceremony and reacts to a Michigan scammer who got caught with a bag of chocolate coins instead of $700k in gold.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧟‍♂️

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:31) Chisme

(6:48) Rap Sheet

(8:50) Petty Police

(13:40) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:03) Homie Helpline

(49:04) Ice Cube Giveaway

(55:36) Chisme

(59:40) Money Moves

(1:04:18) Studious Foo

(1:07:18) Play Ball

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The crew is dissecting the "sus" World Cup opening ceremony where fans are convinced a sunglasses-wearing stunt double took Shakira’s place on stage because she didn't have her signature "chickenpox mark"! 💃🕵️ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re helping a homie named Edwin handle a "Paraguay Princess" who swiped his tickets but is currently leaving all his dinner invites on read. ⚽️💔 The Homie Helpline gets chaotic as an actor calls in to suggest Edwin builds a "roster" of ten girls to avoid getting his feelings hurt by one baddie. 📞🔥 Money Moves recaps the ultimate scammer-get-scammed moment involving a $700K "gold" delivery that turned out to be nothing but chocolate coins! 🍫💰 Finally, we react to Tracy Morgan’s brutal comments about teachers having a "ceiling" and Young Jock's ongoing beef with T.I. over those six-year-old "broke" rumors. 🏫🎤

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧟‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(2:19) Rap Sheet

(4:21) Homie Helpline

(21:25) Chisme

(25:29) Money Moves

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The squad attempts an intervention for Cat, who is torn over a secret "arts and crafts" love letter revealing her sister’s "lesbian for fun" past while her marriage was falling apart,. Between the family drama, the crew roasts ASAP Rocky for his risque "G-string" fashion choices and investigates why scientists are using tax dollars to bake sourdough with 5,000-year-old caveman gut-yeast.

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚽]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:38) Chisme

(5:00) Rap Sheet

(8:38) Petty Police

(13:00) Scrolling

(19:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:46) Homie Helpline

(33:27) World Cup!

(37:32) Ice Cube Tix!

(47:29) Don't You Know I'm Local

(51:28) Chisme

(53:31) Money Moves

(56:31) Studious Foo

(1:01:42) Play Ball

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The Brown Bag team are taking over the pitch with the world premiere of their official World Cup anthem, and the crew is convinced it’s a bigger hit than the Thriller album! ⚽🎤 We are roasting Rick Ross for getting "cooked" after being spotted trying to hide while flying commercial—can the "Biggest Boss" really be seen in a public airport waiting area? ✈️💼 The Homie Helpline gets messy as a caller reveals her ex-brother-in-law is out here calling her sister a "lesbian cheater" to cover for his own boring dating habits. 💔🤫 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on scientists using tax dollars to make $300,000 T-Rex leather bags and sourdough from 5,000-year-old caveman guts! 🦖🥖 Finally, we hit Shoot the Jay to break down OG Anunoby’s legendary game-winner for the Knicks and his hilarious, failed attempt to channel his inner Kobe Bryant. 🏀🐍

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚽]

Chapters

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(3:39) Scrolling

(10:17) Homie Helpline

(13:19) Money Moves

(16:20) Play Ball

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The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for a girl being edited out of family graduation photos and a Caribbean artist whose Salvi in-laws allegedly towed his car out of pure spite. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Britney Bell’s doctorate dissertation on Nick Cannon’s family tree and why Tom Brady decided to name his new drink "Good Nut".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🫠]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:57) Chisme

(6:12) Rap Sheet

(9:19) Petty Police

(13:53) Scrolling

(18:00) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:16) Homie Helpline

(38:36) World Cup, Shoutouts, Tickets!

(44:06) Don't You Know I'm Local

(47:58) Chisme

(54:52) Money Moves

(58:52) Studious Foo

(1:01:43) Play Ball

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The squad is losing it over Britney Bell’s genius-level pettiness after she earned a doctorate in psychology just to write a dissertation on her own complicated "family tree" with Nick Cannon. 🎓🍼 We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Fury, a Caribbean producer who says his girl’s Salvi family towed his unregistered car right after he caught a fade with her brother. 🚗🇸🇻 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re roasting the whole city for missing the $1.99 T-Mobile gas deal while Angie preps for her Mexico trip by tracking her kids with "payment plan" Apple Watches. ⛽️⌚️ Plus, the crew debates living out viral rap lines, from Lotto’s bizarre crab-leg bikini to why manifesting "Many Men" might be a dangerous career move! 🦀🎤

[Edited by @iamdyre 🫠]

Chapters

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(3:09) Petty Police

(7:43) Homie Helpline

(22:10) Don't You Know I'm Local

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[Full Episode] The squad stages an intervention for 28-year-old Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home due to her mother’s heavy-duty "Mexican parent" guilt and refusal to let her move out. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Kanye West’s bizarre cow-themed birthday video and provides a questionable survival guide for the upcoming alien invasion.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👴]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:24) Chisme

(5:05) Rap Sheet

(7:34) Petty Police

(11:48) Scrolling

(16:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:50) Homie Helpline

(34:11) Shoutouts/Ice Cube Tix!

(46:49) Chisme

(51:56) Rap Sheet

(53:10) Money Moves

(56:23) Studious Foo

(1:01:52) Play Ball

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The squad is losing it over Kanye West’s latest "VJO" behavior after he dropped a birthday music video featuring lingerie and a cow—and we’re debating at what age you officially become a "Viejo." 🥛🐸 We dive into a heated Homie Helpline for Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home at 28 because her 66-year-old mom is using every toxic trick in the book to keep her single and trapped. 🏠🔒 The Petty Police are at Madison Square Garden, roasting Donald Trump for getting booed out of the building while Timothy Chalamet was on the sidelines dogging Spurs players like he's on the team. 🏀🚪 Plus, we’re dissecting Chrome Hearts' wild lawsuit against Nordstrom for trying to trademark the Gothic cross and debating if Manny Machado is actually the greatest sports villain of all time. ✝️⚾ Finally, we celebrate Ariana Grande saying "Thank You, Next" to her "Spongebob" boyfriend and get ready for the World Cup countdown! ⚽️🎉

[Edited by @iamdyre 👴]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(1:43) Rap Sheet

(4:12) Petty Police

(8:00) Homie Helpline

(19:48) Money Moves

(22:58) Play Ball

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