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The Homie Helpline delivers a piping hot cup of abuelita chocolate as April’s tia betrays her whole family by going back to the foo who cheated, faked his death, and gave her "an itch she couldn't scratch off"! Meanwhile, the Brown Bag crew debates if Klay Thompson’s poor NBA performance is truly due to his relationship with Meg the Stallion—who was referred to as a "kitty cat" by former NBA players—and they react to Ray J’s explosive counter-suit alleging the Kardashians faked tape drama for ratings.

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One husband, Eddie, calls the Homie Helpline seeking help to win back his wife after his 12-year relationship blew up due to him seeking attention and validation from girls on Instagram. Meanwhile, the crew discusses why the iconic voice of Morgan Freeman is threatening legal action against anyone using AI to mimic his voice for low-budget content, stating, "I don't appreciate it" and is feeling robbed of opportunities.

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The Homie Helpline tackles a chaotic call from a new mom struggling with her "Suegra" (mother-in-law) who is engaging in secret, skin-to-skin bonding with the baby while wearing a "granny bra," leading the mom to worry about boundary issues and feeling totally replaced. Adding insult to injury, the crew judges California for having the most mispronounced "word" being a name (Kali Uchis), while also celebrating the fact that Christmas trees are tariff-free and announcing the huge giveaway of 106 free Tamal kits for the holidays.

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The Brown Bag crew tackles a huge holiday crisis on the Homie Helpline, where a single dad is threatening to cancel Thanksgiving and Christmas because his 22-year-old daughter borrowed $2,000 for parking tickets and tags and still hasn't paid him back. You'll want to listen carefully as the team also reviews the dramatic and suspicious audio from Vic's viral "ringer dinger" chiropractor visit, discusses Kim Kardashian blaming psychics for failing her bar exam, and celebrates the saga of the woman who managed to make it across the Mexico border in a stolen car.

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The "Homie Helpline" takes on heart-wrenching (and infuriating) family drama as Miriam seeks advice on how to retrieve her grandpa's promised car and sentimental items from his controlling new wife, who cruelly told her she'll "get over losing a grandpa". Plus, the crew debates why Target is implementing a creepy new initiative that requires staff to look you dead in the eye and smile from 10 feet away, potentially ruining everyone's human-interaction-free shopping experience.

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The Homie Helpline goes deep into anxiety and technology when Katie asks if she should allow her cheating baby daddy to claim the child conceived during a "POP"-less rendezvous with a married man, fearing that future DNA tests will expose the years-long lie. This chaotic situation inspires listeners to call in and share how Ancestry.com and other tests have already revealed that their own family secrets and paternity questions came to light, often imploding their entire family structure. The crew also discusses major pop culture disappointment as Daddy Yankee suggests he would skip performing the iconic "Gasolina" at the Super Bowl, preferring to promote his new spiritual music to "send a message".

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The Homie Helpline features Joey, who is struggling with immense guilt over potentially missing Christmas for an anniversary trip, as his family reminds him of his sick mother. Then, the crew debates if two years of probation is worse than 20 days behind bars and unpacks the wild news that the classic Matrix code is allegedly based entirely on sushi recipes.

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Tune in to the Homie Helpline where Aaron is agonizing over whether to block his "hater homie" Jason—who went sour after losing his girl and whip—or try to save their 16-year friendship, even though Jason publicly clowned his skills. The hosts also break down the confusing Electoral College using analogies involving the World Series, buying bottle service sections at the club, and throwing a chaotic pizza party.

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The Homie Helpline catches up with Tony, a 27-year-old who admitted to making jokes out of everything, including purposely leaving his shoes out to annoy his now ex-girlfriend, but he plans to join the Marines to prove he's finally a man. Plus, the crew tallies the results of the hilariously divisive Brown Bag Election!

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