Brown Bag Mornings

Tune in as we dive straight into the chaos of neighborhood drama on the Homie Helpline, featuring wild parking wars and absurd neighbor disputes! Plus, we break down the Los Angeles Dodgers' high-stakes postseason battle and whether they can pull off the ultimate comeback! 🎧🔥 

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧛‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:31) Chisme

(4:00) Rap Sheet

(6:16) Petty Police

(8:34) Scrolling

(12:53) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(14:30) Homie Helpline

(43:41) Tepic's Teachings

(49:46) Play Ball

(53:17) Chisme

(57:31) Money Moves

(1:00:24) Studious Foo

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⚾ Dodgers manager Dave Roberts weighs in on whether his team can pull off an epic comeback from a 3-0 deficit.🏡 Plus, caller Sulema exposes the absolute menace of neighborhood drama and why people are calling the cops over kids just playing outside.💍 Finally, we break down the viral Disney wedding backlash where a groom took his wife's last name and the internet had a field day.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧛‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Play Ball

(3:32) Homie Helpline

(28:29) Chisme

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The squad tackles a wildly toxic Homie Helpline after a listener catches her friend pulling up embarrassing high school raver photos at the club, triggering callers to expose hater besties, co-signer shaming, and an ambush on "Janice from Santa Ana" 🐍💥! Between friend drama, the crew breaks down Joe Manganiello traveling to Cuba to break a Sofia Vergara voodoo hex, Kesha collecting human teeth for a Halloween bodysuit, and Tupac's killer Keefe D getting sentenced to 40 years to life 🔮🦷⚖️.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🎃]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:28) Chisme

(6:06) Rap Sheet

(8:57) Petty Police

(12:42) Scrolling

(16:58) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:16) Homie Helpline

(51:15) Tepic's Teachings

(55:10) Chisme

(58:49) Play Ball

(1:03:15) Studious Foo

(1:06:30) Rap Sheet

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The squad kicks off with Chisme with Angie as Joe Manganiello reveals he lost 60 pounds from a mysterious illness and traveled to Ecuador and Cuba for ancient Santeria rituals because he believed Sofia Vergara’s ex put a brujeria curse on him. Things get completely toxic on the Homie Helpline when a listener exposes her former best friend, "Janice from Santa Ana," who tried to ruin her post-breakup glow-up by showing guys at the club old pictures of her before her weight loss. The caller reveals how Janice blocked her after spreading Ozempic rumors, leading to an ambush at Janice's house in front of her mom and savage jokes about her "tire neck" skin tags. For Hispanic Heritage Month, Tepic's Teachings breaks down the word yesca, explaining how dry campfire brush secretly doubles as slang for marijuana. Finally, Studious Foo warns parents about daycare pumpkin carving after a Texas baby caught salmonella from raw pumpkin guts. 

[Edited by @iamdyre 🎃]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(4:18) Homie Helpline

(23:47) Tepic's Teachings

(27:43) Chisme

(31:22) Studious Foo

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The squad tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline when a listener reveals her man banned Halloween for her 5-year-old stepson over "dark energy" and trauma, prompting callers to share wild childhood bans, Tijuana burials, and ghost-painted toe-pic side hustles 🎃🦶👻! Between the step-family drama, the crew debates In-N-Out's $50 Facebook Marketplace delivery scam, Diddy’s mysterious prison head injury, and whether the Dodgers should bench $700 million superstar Shohei Ohtani mid-playoffs 🍔⛓️⚾.

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚾]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:50) Chisme

(5:10) Rap Sheet

(7:01) Petty Police

(11:11) Scrolling

(12:48) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(14:08) Homie Helpline

(44:10) Tepic's Teachings

(47:16) Chisme

(49:32) Play Ball

(53:11) Studious Foo

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The squad kicks off with Tepic's Teachings for Hispanic Heritage Month, breaking down the word "camote" from sweet potatoes to wild Mexican slang for private parts 🍠😏. Things get intense on the Homie Helpline when caller Yahaira reveals her man is banning Halloween over "dark energy" and his deceased ex, leaving her 5-year-old stepson feeling left out 🎃👻. Callers weigh in with crazy childhood memories, including a listener who peeked through the blinds as a kid and now sells ghost-painted toe pics on Instagram, a caller whose mom was buried in Tijuana on Halloween, and a European caller describing pilgrim costumes and druid sacrifices 🦶💀. Then, on Play Ball, the crew dissects the Dodgers falling 0-2 to the Brewers as Shohei Ohtani hits a terrible postseason slump ⚾💥. The squad debates whether resting a $700 million player for rookie Jose De Paula is total insanity or necessary strategy.

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚾]

Chapters

(00:00) Tepic's Teachings

(3:06) Homie Helpline

(26:30) Play Ball

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The squad navigates an unhinged Homie Helpline when a listener reveals her sister is dating a convict who claims his attempted murder charge was just a "baby stab," prompting callers to share terrifying stories of neck stabbings and exes drawing severed heads 🗡️😱! Between crime sagas, the crew breaks down Khloé Kardashian roasting a viral teacher on TV, Tobey Maguire officiating his ex-wife's wedding, and the Dodgers getting haunted by the Fister Hotel ghost 💅🕷️⚾.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧢]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:59) Chisme

(5:30) Petty Police

(9:26) Scrolling

(13:37) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:02) Homie Helpline

(49:34) Tepic's Teachings

(54:41) Chisme

(57:07) Play Ball

(1:01:04) Money Moves

(1:04:09) Studious Foo

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The squad kicks off by reacting to viral TikTok star Loose Cannons One, the fake "Mocha Mike" whose soft-spoken Michael Jackson filter persona completely crumbles into unhinged live-stream crashouts 🎤🕺. Things get terrifyingly chaotic on the Homie Helpline when a listener asks if her sister should stick with a guy who served time for an attempted murder stabbing that he insists was just a "baby stab" 🗡️😳. Unfiltered callers chime in with their own crazy crime sagas, including an ex-chola drawing severed heads, a neck-stabbing during the Tyson vs. Holyfield fight, and a cousin’s wild drug-induced rampage 🥊🩸. Plus, the crew dissects Martha Stewart exposing Kmart for stereotyping poor people with dark-colored towels to hide dirt 🧼🛌.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧢]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(4:11) Homie Helpline

(27:16) Money Moves

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The squad navigates a spine-chilling Homie Helpline packed with unhinged sleep paralysis stories, from ex-girlfriends casting brujeria to make beds shake to Grim Reaper premonitions at Uncle Jesse's house 😈👻! Between the terrifying paranormal encounters, the crew breaks down Ben Affleck getting banned twice from Instagram for impersonating himself, Kobe Bryant's throwback moves on Catherine Zeta-Jones, and the petty Dodger fan who refused to give a playoff foul ball to a 4-year-old Braves fan 📱🏀⚾

[Edited by @iamdyre 👾]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:56) Chisme

(5:05) Petty Police

(7:32) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(8:46) Homie Helpline

(47:41) Chisme

(49:58) Tepic's Teachings

(51:32) Studious Foo

(53:29) Play Ball

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The squad kicks off with Play Ball as the Dodgers celebrate heading to the NLCS while debating whether a 20-something fan was right to stand his ground against a 4-year-old Braves fan over a playoff foul ball. The entire stadium chanted for him to hand it over, but the crew questions whether opposing team kids even deserve the souvenir or if it was a setup for sympathy. Then, things get completely chilling on the Homie Helpline as listeners call in with their terrifying sleep paralysis stories and demonic visitations. One caller reveals seeing the Grim Reaper behind her mom during a 7-minute nap while working as a doula at a celebrity's house, while another listener exposes an ex-girlfriend who cast brujeria spells to make his bed violently shake. A former practitioner even breaks down using Psalm 92 for protection against room-visiting entities after getting slapped and scratched by ghosts. 👻🦇

[Edited by @iamdyre 👾]

Chapters

(00:00) Play Ball

(5:46) Homie Helpline

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