Our guy Miguel needs serious help on the Homie Helpline after revealing he knocked up his 40-year-old mom's best friend, Miss Veronica, leaving him stressing about breaking the news to Mom, who desperately wanted a grandchild. Plus, Greg shares the wild details of his very first deep tissue massage, which turned into a horrifying realization that he was getting unexpected work done on his booty.

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Hector calls the Homie Helpline in sheer panic after his beautiful girlfriend of six months confessed she is an ICE agent the moment he tried to make things official, leaving him to figure out how to introduce "the enemy" to his undocumented parents. The hosts also roast the teacher who nervously responded to Khloe Kardashian's flirtatious comment and try to understand why Gelo Ball regretted marrying his side chick over an intense argument about moving to Porter Ranch.

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Christina calls into the Homie Helpline begging for advice on winning back her baby daddy, G, only to hear him and his mother air out their messy 10-year relationship and confirm that G has officially downgraded her to "side piece" status. Meanwhile, the crew dives into the latest hip-hop drama where Ja Rule attempts the "lawsuit angle" after 50 Cent reposts an interview clip alleging Ja Rule and Diddy were seen exiting a room completely nude.

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The Homie Helpline is extra juicy this week as Jazelle seeks advice after being disinvited from her bestie’s Christmas party because the cousin gives her "weird vibes," leading to a full-blown conspiracy theory about her man's past. The crew also investigates why In-N-Out is being a total buzzkill by completely removing the infamous order number 67 from their system.

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This week, we dive into the Homie Helpline to counsel a guy whose 'glow up' has him ready to trade in his loyal wife for a chance at finding an Instagram 'test drive'. Meanwhile, the crew debates whether getting a "fade" haircut makes you officially unprofessional if you’ve somehow managed to hit the big 3-0, according to one viral real estate agent.

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Julio is turning Christmas into a combat sport after drawing his despised beer pong rival—a "lame" baby daddy he fought three years ago—for Secret Santa, forcing the Brown Bag crew to debate whether he should stand on business or finally squash the beef. Additionally, the 'Naughty List' segment exposes the true monsters of the holiday season: parents who leave folded laundry on the floor for the dog to lay on and mothers who refuse to allow hot Cheetos for breakfast.

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Felix calls the Homie Helpline seeking advice about leaving his wife after a big fight, but the Mandita Machine quickly questions the credibility of his story—specifically, the suspiciously brief, two-hour round trip drive for "one beer" with his friend to "decompress" at 3 A.M.. Meanwhile, the crew gives a dire warning: shredded cheese bought at major retailers like Target and Walmart is currently being recalled because it contains potential pieces of metal, meaning listeners should "toss it" if they still have a bag.

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Rachel calls the Homie Helpline feeling majorly slighted and self-conscious after her sister removed their matching Harley-Davidson memorial tattoo—honoring their late father who loved to ride—because her new "red flag boyfriend" thought it was "tacky and ghetto". Then, things get really weird as the crew discusses the explosive Diddy documentary allegations, including a male escort's claim that Diddy hosted annual "freakoffs" on the anniversary of Biggie’s death and allegedly collected bodily fluids.

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The 'Homie Helpline' tackles Joe's moral dilemma after his girlfriend, dealing with serious health issues, gives him a full-on hall pass, leading to chaotic advice about finding a "gold standard lady of the night". Meanwhile, the crew opens up the naughty list nominations, featuring a dad who uses the threat of no presents to procure necessary foot massages from his daughter because his feet are apparently "really bad".

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Evelyn calls the Homie Helpline after trying to get a Real ID revealed her man's identity crisis: he discovered his birth certificate lists his father as Juan Martinez from Mexico, meaning he is only Mexican and not full Salvi as he thought. Meanwhile, the hosts are divided over the US transportation secretary's viral call to "ditch the pajama pants and slippers" while traveling, with some fiercely defending their right to be comfy and others calling the casual airport look "fongo behavior"

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