Kwanzaa/Hanukkah, 

smelling feet, 

chimps giving tailjobs, 

full pig orcs, 

up wanks and down wanks, 

Muzzy: the language learning psyop, 

Steven Crowder's manufactured outrage, 

the canceling on Lindsay Ellis, 

MLK being a proud dude, 

Jordan Peterson's 10 rules for getting addicted to benzos, 

Marvel Zombies, Venom, Shang Chi, and Iron Fist, 

Sonic the Hedgehog vs the Eternals, 

Tej getting a massage, 

a tiny guy living in your ear and helping out with heists, 

tree in lung, 

the Brown Bricks Photoshop Contest, 

Betty White and passing away of old age, 

Baki Hanma, 

plastic wrap troubles, 

schizophrenia and imaginary horses, 

podcast unmarketability and unwarrented youtuber confidence, 

Jelloapocalypse being ugly, 

Cinema Sins being the worst, 

and public education on how to torrent. 

Nogcast Eggnog ASMR,

Vtubers being my wife/SEO engagement,

Funny grandpa security guard stories,

Different street lights depending on the time of day,

The purge, but only for bikers Invisible emergency vehicles,

Walmart starting the cargo ship corp-wars,

Amazon playing Friends for us when they make us batteries,

The Cocomellon Amazon workers,

The Matrix MMO cannon changes,

Star Wars expanded universe being bad fanfiction or fixing George Lucas’ terrible ideas,

Being front lines of the Culture War,

Using the Next Door app in a low income neighborhood,

r/meth and the pretty chicks that do it, 

The most embarrassing form of Creepypasta, the two sentence horror subreddit,

Steven King being only good at writing one chapter of It,

Reddit power mods,

The Ocean at Night, and conspiracy theories being dumb when you say them outloud,

The Agarthans are just a bunch of bigfoots,

Haunted houses but for Christmas and Thanksgiving,

Funny stories about Phineas’ sister,

The ask reddit text to speech grift,

Reddit internet celebs,

The Annabelle: Creation 6 second horror fiasco,

Dads showing Vtubers to their kids,

The depressing life that is Moviebob,

The embarrassment that is people get mobilized over the dislike button,

Youtubers retiring,

The Witcher Season 2,

Spiderman: No Way Home vs Spiderman: Far From Home,

Tom Holland wanting to go home,

and Marvel fans being simpletons. 

This week on the pod...actually this was many weeks ago, but the boys - Jack talk about mom hot takes, India's hatred of Pakistan, The Iron Dome: the superhero of Israel, Quantic Dream allegations (told you this was a while ago), broken suspension of disbelief in Benjamin Button, A Quiet Place 2 monster's cartoon level weakness, how to not condescend to deaf people, The Stinky Place, the Cruella movie review, ginger erasure, Scooby Doo forcing tik tok uploads, if dogs could talk, funny lake stories, k!II!ng an!mals, family culture, and Phineas watching terrible 80's rom coms. 

Email us at [email protected] telling us what your favorite Scooby Doo tik tok dance is. Saying Nae Nae is cheating

This pod includes it all, with us talking history podcasts, 2000s culture, idubbbz vs Filthy Frank legacy, Twitch streaming reactions, JoJo part 6 and Netflix's binging problem, the Japanese victim complex, star belly sneetchs and LowTierGod, baby plastic surgery, Cannonbolt homing attack fat guys, isakai Heelys, Death Game in 5 Seconds, watching anime at 1.5x speed, being a weeb at church, Re:Life-ing to after you start breastfeeding, bulling drunk people in bars, My Hero Academia: World Hero's Mission being boring, the stupidity of Flect Turn, everything should be a podcast, us being part of the resistance, and "You're a Brick Girl" by Hall and Oates.

That one stupid LowTierGod vid we discussed: https://youtu.be/1HA_b3Ns35Q

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This week on the pod, the boys discuss: 

putting salt on snails

pick me girl zoos

Riverdale

light novel titles

Scott Pilgrim dating a 17 year old

us being David Dobrik's horcruxes

Netflix's Cowboy Bebop being not woke

Jack's small business saturday experience

auto erotic asphyxiation companies apologizing

putting fentanyl into a blowgun

taking narcan recreationally

the BMI of consent

mailing your credit card to us

BYOGP traps

true crime grandmas

Gru NOT being Jewish and the minions among us twerking

Kojima making movies

Policenauts

Doki Doki Literature Club +

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This week on the Pod, Tej takes a leave of absence as we talk about Greta Van Fleet and Led Zeppelin, our new intro, puppy mill NFT, the Amish Grift, bulling old people, John Belushi negs, pickup artists, Crypto.com buying the Staples Center, terrible modern corporate logos, Amazon waging war on a 3rd world country, Girls Do War, army recruiting being an MLM, military wives, one piece 1000, Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl being rough, the Switch U, Earth 2, Yandere Simulator should've 5 Nights at Freddy's-ed, and Master Chief saying the n-word, and a tier list to end all tier lists. 

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This week on the pod, the boys are back on the alc and discussing Super Silly Squids, buying stars being the first NFT, Pepsi owning Yosemite, drop shipping and Brown Bricks merch, Kiddy Coin, Detective Conan the Barbarian the Late Night Sow, Church Incels, the horny Undertale movie, games that save your life, C-Suite vs P-Suite, the new death penalty, podcast tutorials, spirit world meditation, Nog Cast, in Minecraft, breakfast hazing, Pokimane pegging Tepig, the last man to make love to an ape, let’s go Brandon losers, Brilliant Diamond Shining Pearl and the GameFreak Grift, the last Rockstar employee, and cartoon drugs and sex getting a T.

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robo calls, 

51st dates, but with a podcast, 

*67 calls, 

being an unwilling participant of an ARG, 

cumbabies, 

down syndrome fusion dance, 

bongs for influencers, 

a bong, but a keyblade, 

Tesla stock and market woes, 

Squid Game Coin with an ARG, 

Lazy Lion NFTs and other stupid crypto stuff, 

color coordinated popes, 

Joe Biden pooping himself, 

Travis Scott is Snape, 

Limited Edition Duncan Spice Dune Dunkaccino, 

hypothetical coke experiences, 

the guy's bird knick knacks, 

and the Elden Ring controversy. 

Tahoe, 

Gambling in Gash, 

Sotom and Gamora, 

Iced Cake and Cotton Candy seltzers, 

No Hands vs. Two Hands, 

Real Doll Resemblances, 

Just Francis and Pick Up Artists, 

Crazy Frog “I Like to Move it Move it” Remix, T

om McDonald, Clowncore, 

Magnets, Top 10 Hottest Sonic Characters Narrated by Chills, 

Moms are Cowards, Nipples, 

Turning the Kids Gay, Geno in Smash, 

5/10 movies, Jupiter Ascending, Mila Kunis, 

Tahoe Tessey, the Time Machine of Remembrance, 

Luffy Statue, song time, 

podcast civil war, 

and the Dark Secrets of Anime Exposed.

We’re back bois, and were talking about Medieval Ghosting, Indian in the Cupboard, He-Man Reboot, Classifying Zombies as organisms, Hinge dates, God being Southeast Asian, Palworld, the Pokémon ripoff with guns, the Insane Sizes in One Piece, Coco Graduating from Hololive, Starting a Spam Call Center, Editing Stand your Ground Laws, Psycho Pass but with racist brains, Shitting with a Dick in your ass, and Jackson’s Bartending Mischief.

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