In the heart of the Steel City, where the rivers meet and the Primanti Bros sandwiches reign supreme, there's a tale as old as time: the Cleveland Browns' legendary struggle on the gridiron. It's like watching a pierogi try to outpace a Pittsburgh trolley—futile yet oddly entertaining. With Kevin Stefanski’s play-calling being about as effective as a screen door on a submarine and an offense that fumbles like a Yinzer trying to pronounce 'Monongahela,' the Browns' game is a comedy of errors. But hey, at least we have the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, right? Damn Stillers...

All this and so much more and we break it down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast!