Brujeria y Puteria

Bruji & Mimi found something new to blame their problems are and the girls talk about creating your own spells and it’s basic elements!

Two brujis go to Disney, and they have opinions on how the parks handle COVID, one of them gets into a fight at the park, and which Disney character is a FUCKING ARIES?!

Bruji Arleen asked you to send in your sun sign to get a one card reading, and ya’ll came through! She might be flying solo in this one, but the tea is still sizzling, one specific bruji got a VERY specific card jumping out for them!

Virgo season continues and it’s Arleen’s turn, who is apparently the most difficult to actually roast? This means the brujis had to bring in back up with a very special guest! Why does she blame everything on brujeria, who did she spit a banana at, & why doesn’t she count any of her exes?

The brujis finally include PUTERIA. The first week of Virgo season means it’s Ashley’s turn in the hot seat & we get all the tea on her love life. What two signs does she go back & forth on? Who almost put hands on her?! And why do the brujis always try to set her up & fail? PLUS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

The 3 virgos are excited for their VIRGO SEASON. Why did Michelle hate Ashley when they first met? How can we tell when we’re talking to another Virgo?! And what makes our sign the Beyoncé of the zodiacs?

The brujis try to tap into their Cuban culture by understanding Santeria. What happened to Arleen’s abuelita? Fidel is a santero?! The brujis do their research into all the beautiful, and spiritual aspect of this religion.

The brujis were drinking wine, & eating cheese when Ashley suddenly asks “wait what’s the line between jinxing & manifesting?” So the putis continue last weeks manifesting in depth, while answering one our bruji listeners questions!

The putis had a looooooong week, and Ashley had a loooooooot of wine. Why did Michelle & Arleen get into fight? Who did Michelle tell to go f*ck themselves? Where’s Ashley going to live?! Did Arleen catch COVID on a plane?! Maybe this spell can give them the answers.

The putis have a special guest to talk about vampires! And not the sparkling kind, but the energy kind. The ones that suck the energy out of you and leave you feeling like you need another cafecito to make it through the day.