Strap in, folks—Brady and Mariah are back and chaos is in the driver’s seat. What begins as an innocent meetup in a restaurant parking lot quickly turns into an unsupervised road trip fueled by bad directions, questionable landmarks, and one very elusive giant cow statue. (Yes, a cow statue. In Mariah’s hometown. That she’s somehow never heard of in 18 years.)

Spoiler alert: no cow was found. But what was found? Confusion, detours, and a whole lot of “Wait, haven’t we passed this road already?” It’s the buddy comedy you didn’t know you needed—equal parts GPS failure and emotional damage.

Brutally Honest is back—and we’re not holding back. Brady and special guests return from hiatus with hotter takes, messier moments, and zero filter. From unhinged stories to raw real talk, this season opener dives into everything we've bottled up—and we’re spilling it. Buckle up... it's about to get wild.

Brady and Mariah come to the realization that even though they love to record, they hate editing. Mariah then goes on to explain how the CIA killed Martin Luther King Jr.

Disclaimer: No one got arrested.

As Mariah tells Brady how she was paranoid about getting busted for drugs (that she's pretty sure she doesn't do), the conversation quickly changes direction to her car troubles on her way to Pittsburgh. Brady circles back to last night when he combined all of Mariah's tape rolls in one big roll that she now can not use to practice her taping skills in the AT room.

As Mariah and Brady struggle to work on a school project, they explore topics from physics class to terrible driving. Apparently several people have hit other people's cars and don't know how to read the "Exit Only" signs.

Hold on tight! We dive headfirst into some interesting content. Mariah learns that name dropping is an unacceptable thing to do. Brady had a whole lot of editing to do in this episode as Mariah forgets her very clearly laid out rules to respect people's privacy...