With a little help from a friend, we surmount an entirely surmountable technical problem to bring you a riveting discussion of the virtues of an authentic cannoli, the aerodynamics of being bald, weaponized pizzas, how not to respond when a stranger starts rubbing your stomach, the dangers of dropping your smart device on your own face, the petty satisfaction of using one's strong work ethic to screw over others, and magic beanstalks. You're welcome.