Giant Beetlejuice calls in live from the hospital where he is undergoing surgery. His fiancee, Nina, gets on the phone with Bubba, and Bubba tries to barter with her to have sex. Find out what the deal involves!

The phone lines get crossed at the BRN which almost causes phone screener Giant Beetlejuice to have a stroke!

Bubba gets a nasty e-mail from an Unsigned Band Review submission, who is upset Bubba mocked his music. Things take a turn, when Bubba goes to call the "artist."

During the Deep Thoughts with Giant Beetlejuice segment, Giant Beetlejuice shows off his nasty toes, which had corns, until he and his wife shaved them off and one of their dogs tried to eat them! Plus, Giant Beetlejuice attempts the National Anthem from the BRN soundstage. Can he pull it off?

Ned performs a Ned No Net Live, a parody of Zedd, Maren Morris and Grey's 'The Middle,' called 'Tease Me with That Nipple.'

Old footage is found by the Bubba Army of intern Fran performing rap. Is it good? Is it as good as Bubba's hip-hop hit from the 90's, 40's and Blunts? PLUS, a new app that makes playlists based on humping. Hear what Blitz K's would be.

Bubba does an Unsigned Band Review, which leads to a whole new moniker for the show, Bubba and the Bi Guys!

Who would survive if the entire staff of the BRN were stuck on a life raft? Plus, Barbara Bush is dying. The guys give her a eulogy by ranking the hottest first ladies, of which, she is not.

The Postmaster General is after the Sponge! Find out why Bubba thinks there is someone at the United States Postal Service who is trying to sabotage him!

A local news story about a dirt bike being stolen from a 7 year old turns Bubba the Love Sponge into Bubba the Hero, as he gets the dad on the line and helps get his son's bike back!