"Coach Harsin, what are your plans for this evening?"  "Well, there's a great #$%@ film tonight on skinemax".  "And that's how you'd like to live your life?  pretty much?"

Some of the top matchups for Week Six plus.....what the heck is Wisconsin doing, for Chryst sakes?!

It doesn't really matter that a mediocre Arkansas team took you to the 4th quarter.  And that you almost lost to a mediocre Texas team.  You're Alabama.  We got your back.

What idiot thinks that Kentucky has no business ranked in the top 10?  The same idiot that has now ranked them.......number 3

Are you ready for more redemption from the boy?

What idiot thought the Oklahoma and USC spreads were too low?  The same idiot that says don't listen to us if you're putting money on the line.

You know it to be true.  The only reason the SEC looks "dominant" is due to the media ranking teams from the conference artificially high based on little merit....so, when they beat each other in games that are, quite frankly, unwatchable....

If you're in the Cincinnati area and have need of appliance repair....George's Appliances.  Oh and, uh, michigan still sucks

Thoroughly thrilled with the press his team has received in dominating the worst teams in college football, harbaugh has gone on a tour of the lesser high schools in michigan in order to maintain the positive momentum.  Of course, he will need to take a break now and then to "rip off his blouse" and dominate the squat rack.

and as everyone knows.....Harbaugh picks his nose