It truly sucks when your team loses a game they coulda/shoulda won, even though they kinda sucked mid-sized donkey balls, doesn't it?

The Roargasm crew is appropriately subdued after a disappointing loss at home to the Fucaneers, who were missing approximately 98% of their starters in the secondary.

We're mostly concerned that the offense hasn't really clicked yet. Has anyone seen Sam LaPorta? Jared, meanwhile, had to wash the taste of donkey balls from his mouth after the game. What's with the missed throws and horrible interceptions? Something's off. We shall consult the Book of Jared for wisdom and comfort.

But unlike in Lions seasons past, BDC (Before Dan Campbell), we're not panicking and declaring the season over. It's just one game, people.

A few bright spots:

Hutch went ballistic with 4.5 sacks. Dude was unstoppable.

Sun God bounced back with 10+ catches for 100+ yards.

Jamo had another pretty good game (although he disappeared for long stretches).

Jack Fox delivered a strike for a first down on a glorious fake punt!

DC gave another magnificent halftime interview, digging deep and owning his mistake at the end of the first half.

Speaking of which, that was a game-changing fuck up. DC is only human, folks. We still love the guy, of course.

Anyhow, on to Arizona next week, to face a Fartinals teams that blew out the Rams today. Oy. It's a good thing the Lions are built for this shit. 'Cause we're not sure we are.

Roar.