Warren Buffett just parked $382 billion in cash while everyone else rides the market wave like it’s 1999—and that should freak out every investor. The Oracle isn’t hoarding because he’s lost it; he’s waiting for rare, perfect opportunities, flipping philanthropy into a family dynasty while still living in his $31,000 house. If Buffett’s playing it this cautious, maybe it’s time you rethink your own trading chaos.