The DOJ is criminally investigating Jerome Powell, the Federal Reserve Chair who controls global money supply, over construction cost overruns on asbestos removal at Fed headquarters. Central bank chiefs from 14 countries just did something they never do—issued a joint statement defending Powell and warning that attacking Fed independence threatens economic stability worldwide. Markets are already selling off the dollar because if a President can launch criminal probes against the Fed Chair for not cutting rates on command, no institution is actually independent anymore.

Trump just ordered a 200 billion dollar mortgage bond buying spree using Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac's emergency reserves—you know, the safety buffer we put there after those exact institutions collapsed in 2008. The goal is dropping your mortgage rate by maybe half a percent, which still leaves anyone with a 3 percent pandemic-era loan completely locked in, so inventory stays frozen and housing stocks rally while actual buyers get nothing. No one knows who's executing this, whether it's even legal without Congress, or what happens when we need those reserves again—but it's an election year so here we are burning financial system redundancy for a quarter-point rate drop.

The US military just pulled off a pre-dawn raid in Caracas and extracted Nicolás Maduro straight into a New York courtroom—and the wildest part is nobody knows who's actually running Venezuela right now. Distressed Venezuelan bonds are absolutely ripping because hedge funds have been sitting on this thesis for years, while journalists trying to document what's happening are getting detained and having their phones wiped at the border. Chevron's already back to pumping oil like nothing happened, which means someone's clearly in control of the infrastructure, we just have no idea who or under what legal authority any of this is operating.

US Special Forces raided Caracas on Saturday, at least 40 people died, and while Trump says we're running Venezuela now, Maduro's government is apparently still in charge on the ground. Markets immediately saw dollar signs: gold hit $4,420, defense stocks jumped 8-9%, and Venezuelan bonds that were considered worthless are suddenly being traded like lottery tickets. Oil company stocks are surging while oil prices stay flat because this isn't about supply scarcity—it's about which American corporations get the contracts to rebuild Venezuela's broken infrastructure and extract its oil.

Nvidia just dropped what might be twenty billion dollars on a "licensing agreement" with Groq—the AI chip startup built by the guy who invented Google's TPU, specifically designed to challenge Nvidia's dominance—then immediately hired the founder and called it a partnership while refusing to clarify the deal size. This is the same Nvidia that's now locked into at least one hundred twenty-five billion in circular deals this year, financing the customers who buy their chips to build AI infrastructure that runs on their chips, which has even their biggest fans nervously invoking telecom bubble vendor financing comparisons. Either we're watching the foundation of a new tech empire or the late stages of a massively interconnected house of cards where the only way to keep growing is to bankroll your own demand.

Stocks and thirty-year Treasuries both just rallied hard at the same time, which is basically the market saying it likes the economy but has no idea what's coming next. The drama? Trump's making Federal Reserve appointments that Elizabeth Warren says threaten Fed independence, while his advisor publicly insists independence is "really important"—classic move of affirming a principle while critics say you're actively undermining it. We don't even know who these nominees are yet, but that information vacuum matters because Fed credibility directly affects your mortgage rate, the dollar's value, and whether foreign investors keep trusting American debt.

Nvidia just put 100 billion into OpenAI and billions more into other AI startups, and those same companies are turning around and spending it all buying Nvidia chips—which is why Jim Chanos and Michael Burry, the guys who called Enron and the housing crash, are now shorting Nvidia and saying it rhymes with Lucent Technologies right before the dot-com collapse. The company sent out a defensive seven-page memo insisting this isn't vendor financing, but there's 120 billion in off-balance sheet AI datacenter debt floating around, and nobody's actually proven that end-user demand will justify this infrastructure by 2027 when the bills come due. It's either the smartest bet on the AI revolution or we're building trillion-dollar cathedrals for a religion that doesn't exist yet, and we won't know which until the music stops.

AI stocks just got slammed hard—Nvidia down 3.8%, Oracle crashing 14.5%, and only 17% of companies have actually rolled out AI at scale. Meanwhile, energy stocks like ConocoPhillips are quietly smashing it with 4.6% gains, forcing Wall Street to ask if we’ve been hyping chatbots instead of real profits. This feels like the dot-com bubble all over again, but with way more chips and way longer timelines.

Anthropic just pulled off ten-times revenue growth while CEO Dario Amodei called out the AI industry for going full YOLO with reckless spending. With data centers costing billions and startups chasing hype, he’s betting on worst-case scenarios—and warning that half of entry-level jobs could vanish in five years unless governments step in. This isn’t just hype; it’s a financial ouroboros eating its own tail, and Amodei’s the only one playing it safe at the Vegas high-roller table.

Strategy, Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin-heavy company, just lost over $5 billion in institutional capital as big players like JPMorgan and Vanguard bail amid fears it might get booted from major stock indices. The stock’s tanking 43% this month despite Bitcoin holding steady, thanks to a weird squeeze where Strategy’s the go-to hedge for crypto funds—making it the market’s pressure valve, not just a Bitcoin proxy. Whether this is a coordinated Wall Street move or just legacy finance struggling to fit a Bitcoin treasury into old rules, one thing’s clear: this battle between New Money and Old Money is only getting messier.