Jensen Huang has turned GPUs into a financeable asset class, recruiting BlackRock, Blackstone, Apollo, KKR, Brookfield, and Goldman Sachs to underwrite $500 billion in AI infrastructure demand. But a veteran loan structurer who built deals like these before IndyMac collapsed says the collateral could depreciate like forklifts, not toll roads — and China's chip strategy may be the trigger. Chad Stacks breaks down the financial engineering, the buried risks, and the one number everyone should be watching.