Oh honey… this week on Idiot of the Week, the bar is not just low — it’s subterranean. We are spelunking through the caves of human foolishness, and the stalactites are shaped like red flags.

We kick things off with a man whose response to being teased about his crumbling marriage was to get drunk and go full bulldozer rampage. Because nothing says “my relationship is fine” like operating heavy machinery while hammered and headed straight for jail.

Then we take to the skies — briefly — because a Qantas flight had to be diverted after a man bit a flight attendant. Sir, this is an airplane, not a petting zoo. Keep your teeth to yourself.

Back on the ground in Florida (of course), a man called 911 because a strip club denied him sex. We repeat: he called emergency services because the dancers followed the law. Florida stays Florida-ing.

And finally, we land in Georgia, where a Federal judge was reprimanded for having “loud sex” with a married police officer in her office. Ma’am. MA’AM. You are the law. You cannot also be the plot of a Cinemax after‑hours special.

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