Buckle up, y’all—this week on Idiot of the Week, the Sunshine State said “hold my gator” and went full tilt on the foolishness.

First up, we’ve got a man with a meth pipe (not actively puffin’, thank you very much) accused of hijacking a tourist train and taking unsuspecting passengers for a scenic ride. Because apparently, “it’s my birthday” is now a legal defense.

Then we head to Port St. Lucie where a woman, fresh outta jail for a grand total of 48 hours, strolled right back in to claim her meth-filled handbag like she’d left her keys at brunch. Priorities.

Not to be outdone, Florida’s war on TSA continues with a woman attempting to smuggle turtles through airport security—in her bra. 

And finally, proving that no mascot is safe, Chuck E. Cheese was arrested. Yes, while in costume. In Tallahassee. The rat has officially been caught.

Who takes home the crown in this parade of poor decisions? Tune in as we break down the madness!

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we gather ‘round the flaming dumpster of WTF moments and ask: who’s truly earned the crown? Was it CEO Andy Byron, who thought the jumbotron at a Coldplay concert was the perfect place to audition for The Office: HR Violations Edition? Or maybe it’s the criminal masterminds who DIY’d a cocaine arrow and launched it straight into the Fayette County Jail. Cupid is officially unemployed.

But wait—let’s give props to Rochester's own poetic legend, Curtis Jones, whose description of a mysterious large cat sighting has us wondering if he's chasing a panther or writing the next great American novel.

And in the plot twist of the century, a woman divorces her husband after ChatCPT “reads” his affair… in his coffee cup. Someone get that coffee a subpoena.

Who takes home this week’s crown of cluelessness? Tune in for the foolishness!

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we’re back with another batch of folks who took a hard left at common sense and never looked back.

First up, somebody thought it was a good idea to ship 1,500 tarantulas—yes, real ones—hidden in sponge cake boxes. That’s not dessert, that’s a horror movie with frosting.

Then we’ve got a woman who filed a lawsuit against a bank, claiming a Chucky doll gave her PTSD. Now look, we all know Chucky’s creepy, but unless he’s working the ATM, we’re gonna need a little more evidence.

Next, a woman went to an unlicensed med “spa” and walked out with facial paralysis. If the receptionist is also the surgeon and the waiting room doubles as a broom closet, maybe just… don’t.

And finally, a motorcyclist on vacation decided to take selfies with a bear—and was mauled shortly after. Sir, that’s not a photo op, that’s a wild animal with opinions.

So who’s taking home the crown this week? Tune in to Idiot of the Week, where if it’s bizarre, bold, and missing a few brain cells, we’re definitely talking about it.

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Alright y’all, buckle up—this week on Idiot of the Week, we’ve got enough foolishness to make a raccoon shake its head in disappointment.

First up: a couple allegedly trying to poison the man’s ex-girlfriends with cyanide. Cyanide. Not a text. Not a petty Instagram comment. Cyanide. 

Then we got some Airbnb guests who decided the best way to enjoy their stay was to allegedly turn their rental into a meth lab. You know how hard it is to clean meth out of throw pillows? That security deposit is GONE.

Next we go to the Galleria mall, where a shoplifter allegedly tried to escape by leaping from the second floor onto the ice rink. Not a fire escape. Not a back door. The ice rink. Sir, what were we going for—Olympic gold in stupidity?

And last but not even close to clever, we got a UK woman allegedly dripping in stolen diamonds, taking selfies like it’s Grand Theft Glamor. Girl. That jewelry wasn’t yours, and neither is that freedom you just lost.

Tune in to see who takes home this week’s crown of clownery on Idiot of the Week. If it’s dumb—we’re on it like white on rice.

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we ask the only question that matters: who out-stupided whom?

First up, a rogue duck in Florida is accused of terrorizing an entire neighborhood. We don’t know what kind of beef this bird had, but it clearly woke up and chose chaos.

Then, there’s the neighbor who saw a, shall we say, casually dressed father with his own child and thought, “yep, must be kidnapping.” Because nothing says helpful community member like calling 911 on a literal parent doing nothing but parenting.

Next, meet a man who mistook a Bible study group for a human trafficking ring—because apparently intoxication and wild imagination now qualify as investigative journalism. Dateline, but make it drunk.

And let’s not forget the Kentucky classic: a man arrested for releasing a raccoon into a business, just a few months after fleeing police on a mule. That’s right—this is what happens when Jackass meets The Dukes of Hazzard.

Tune in to find out who wins the coveted Idiot of the Week crown. Spoiler alert: humanity loses every time.

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we dive headfirst into the latest collection of deeply regrettable life choices.

First up, a judge determined that a man posed a significant danger to himself and others if allowed to own firearms. So, naturally, he agreed to give up his extensive arsenal… for one whole year. Because nothing says “long-term safety solution” like treating gun access like a Costco membership renewal.

Meanwhile, a New Jersey Transit worker got bold and swiped over $700,000 worth of Transit Authority cell phones before reselling them. Honestly, if he’d applied that level of effort to literally any other career, he'd probably be thriving right now.

Then, proving that kangaroos are not to be trifled with, a man died from blunt force injuries after a suspected fight with one at a petting zoo. And when the words "kangaroo fight" and "petting zoo" collide in a single sentence, you know something has gone spectacularly wrong.

And finally, a woman attempted to rob a Dollar General but left behind the ultimate breadcrumb: her phone. Then, as police were actively investigating, she came back to the scene to retrieve it. Which is exactly what not to do, according to every handbook on criminal strategy that has ever existed.

Who will take home this week's prestigious Idiot of the Week crown? Tune in for all the misjudgments, all the mockery, and all the growing concerns about humanity’s collective decision-making skills.

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we embark on a journey through some of the most spectacular lapses in judgment the world has to offer. First up, we catch up with the "nuns on the run"—because when an intra-nunnery prosecco dispute escalates all the way to the Pope, you know things have gone very off the rails.

Then, we have an American tourist in Rome who somehow managed to impale himself on a spike at the Colosseum. History warns us not to repeat its mistakes, but apparently, it forgot to mention the importance of watching where you walk.

Next, meet Arizona’s boldest bank robber—who thought the perfect getaway vehicle for his heist was…a scooter. Because nothing says "high-speed escape" like a mode of transportation that maxes out at roughly jogging pace.

And finally, a duo that really understood the meaning of “wrong place, wrong time.” A sex worker and their “John” decided the driveway of the local police barracks was just right for their business transaction. 

Who will take home the prestigious title of Idiot of the Week? Tune in for all the stupidity, all the judgment, and all the head-shaking bafflement.

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Y’all, this week’s Idiot of the Week is stacked with some truly next-level foolishness.

First up, we have a flight attendant who thought the best way to handle a four-hour flight delay was to let a child sing a Moana song over the intercom. Look, we all love Disney, but after hour three in an airport, nobody is out here trying to hear How Far I’ll Go—because we already know: nowhere.

Then, keeping with the theme of airborne nonsense, a British Airways flight attendant was allegedly found naked and dancing in the business class toilet midflight. Now, I don’t know what kind of frequent flyer perks they’re offering these days, but this is not what I signed up for.

Meanwhile, in Texas, a woman is accused of stealing a wig off a body at Tyler Funeral Home. Ma’am. A funeral home?! There are many places to commit a crime, but this is not one of them.

And finally, we have a coroner who somehow failed to notice their “client” was not actually dead before putting them in a coffin. That’s right—this person had one job, and they did not do it.

Who will take home the coveted crown of Idiot of the Week? Tune in for all the judgment, laughter, and sheer disbelief—because this level of stupid deserves a spotlight.

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This week on Idiot of the Week, the competition for supreme foolishness is fierce, and—much like stupidity itself—it does not quit.

First, Delta Airlines, showing their commitment to innovative travel solutions, seems to be the airline of choice for pigeons. Yes, actual pigeons. Because when you think frequent flyer perks, you obviously think “urban birds just trying to get places.”

Then, we ponder a bold workplace stance from an Albany, NY news anchor who allegedly did not consider giving birth a valid excuse for missing work. Apparently, “labor and delivery” falls under the category of minor inconveniences rather than life-altering events.

Next up, a man dumped his girlfriend after her phone automatically connected to the WiFi at a hotel she swore she’d never been to. Is this the CSI: Relationship Edition or just a spectacular example of bad decision-making? The jury is still out.

And finally, proving that political maturity remains a myth, a New York City council member was caught removing an opponent’s campaign flyer inside a Manhattan apartment complex. Because apparently, we never truly graduate from middle school pettiness.

Who will claim the prestigious Idiot of the Week title? Tune in for all the mockery, all the poor choices, and all the necessary judgment.

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we once again ask the eternal question: What are the stupid doing? And the answer, dear listener, is everything.

First up, we’ve got not one, but two runaway kangaroos—one in Alabama, one in Colorado—raising the important follow-up question: Why do so many people in the U.S. own kangaroos? Also, when a kangaroo escapes, are you really its “pet parent” anymore, or just an ex with visitation rights?

Then, there’s Georgia jail officials, who managed to misplace a literal murderer. That’s right—one of the few jobs where “keeping track of dangerous criminals” is the primary requirement, and somehow, it didn’t go well.

And finally, the pièce de résistance: a 32-year-old woman arrested for allegedly refusing to pay her tab at a steakhouse and punching a police officer in the testicles. Truly, if you were looking for an incredibly specific way to escalate an evening, congratulations—you’ve found it.

Who will take home this week’s prestigious Idiot of the Week crown? Tune in for all the absurdity, all the judgment, and all the growing concerns about how we got here as a species.

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