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It’s St. Patrick’s Day aftermath at Bumpercar headquarters! Natty hosts the most mischievous guest yet – a hyperactive Leprechaun who speaks so fast nobody can understand him. The chaos continues as Natty recounts how the Leprechaun destroyed his house and left behind the ‘gift’ of a drum kit for his kids.

“do you seriously think that I would do this to my house? Like, all I do in life is clean my house.”

“That’s how I’m gonna start saying right. I’m gonna put a P in front of it with it like a dash. P’right?”

“I’m more excited when you’re not talking.”

Natty Bumpercar: So we had a big week last week. It was St. Patrick's Day and do you know what

Leprechaun: that means around headquarters? That means we get a visit from a very special

Aloysious J. Pig: guest, a very terrifying guest, a very mischievous guest, and I am lucky enough

Natty Bumpercar: to have him on the podcast right now. Ladies and gentlemen, please say hello to

Aloysious J. Pig: the Leprechaun.

Natty Bumpercar: No, not right. Nobody knows me. What are you talking about, bro?

Leprechaun: Nope. Nope. I'm with you, pig. I got no idea what… I've got no idea what you're

Natty Bumpercar: saying, Leprechaun. I… hmm. I probably should have picked up on this before I

Aloysious J. Pig: put you in front of the microphone. Yeah, it's like he's saying something. I feel like

Leprechaun: there's words happening. Yeah, like right there, he just said pudding. I feel like he

Natty Bumpercar: said pudding. Maybe. I don't… I don't know, but it's… it's… the words are mixed up and

Leprechaun: jumbled and kind of really fast. You talk very quickly, sir.

Natty Bumpercar: I… I think I have… stop. You have to stop talking. I have… I have a headache. I have officially got a headache. Okay, so bumper car, if you got a headache, I'll take over the interview.

Aloysious J. Pig: You go take a little break or something, and it'll be all good, okay? No, it's… no,

Natty Bumpercar: it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'm sorry. I didn't mean… I feel like I snapped, but you're our guest, and I appreciate you being here. I'm excited

Leprechaun: for you to be here. I'm more excited when you're not talking. Okay, yes, but let me…

Aloysious J. Pig: I'm gonna tell a story, okay? Should I hold him down to put a muzzle on him or

Natty Bumpercar: something? Because I don't feel like you're gonna get a word in edgewise

Leprechaun: while this… He won't stop talking. Oh my word.

Aloysious J. Pig: Okay, so it's St. Patrick's Day, and it's very exciting because my kids get super

Natty Bumpercar: duper excited for the leprechaun to come. Yes, because evidently they haven't spoken to you. They haven't been in a conversation with you before. So what they do every year is they put out traps, and they put out traps to catch the leprechaun. Yeah, okay, so your microphone is now off. Yes, mine's… Okay, yeah, I'm still on. Perfect, good. Okay, just want to make sure you can hear me. Yeah, you're still there. So when the leprechaun comes, he makes mischief. What I mean by that is he makes a big mess, and so last year… I mean, like, it's crazy. Like, there are chairs flipped over. Last year there were, like, streamers and toilet paper wrapped around everything in the house, and this year was crazy because there were, like, two chairs flipped over, all the couch cushions were pulled off, there were boxes that were knocked onto the floor, and then there's, like, this confetti everywhere, and there's… It's just… There's little gold coins, and both traps… Both kids set different traps in different rooms, and he just knocked them both over, and then he left… The leprechaun left a drum kit. A drum kit for the kids. Talk about mischief. That's a lot… That's… Why? Yeah, why did that have to happen? Why is there now a drum set in my house? He's… Dang, I have not had a bit of sleep since this leprechaun dude brought the drum kit, because all night the kids are over there, like, bonga binga bonga donga, and it's just non-stop. Why can I hear the leprechaun again? What's happening in there? He's jumping on my microphone. Get… No, it's my microphone. Leprechaun, get in here. He's causing mischief, this guy. Get him away from me. You can handle yourself. I'm turning all microphones off now, except for mine. So, for St. Patrick's Day, it's really cool up here in the Northeast, because every weekend there's different parades, and we didn't manage to make it to a single one, and so I felt like we kind of blew it on St. Patrick's Day, but then… And my niece's birthday is on St. Patrick's Day, which is super exciting, but then they didn't have a party, so we didn't get to go have fun, and so then we ended up going to, like, an Irish restaurant, and they had this big tent, and they had Irish dancers, and they had all kinds of fun stuff. Green bagels, and all the different foods, and whatever, and it was, you know, there's music, and it was… It was… It was nice for everyone, except for my kids, you know? Like, I was… They're like, this is the worst place I've ever been in my life, and I was just like, look around! There's 200 people having fun all around you! Everyone's happy! We don't like it! And I was like, okay, all right. You know, but we… It worked out in the end, I think, and… But back to the Leprechaun. So the kids, I think that they're trying to… Oliver thought that he was gonna get wishes from the Leprechaun if he caught him, and Emerson was all about that gold. He was just like, I just want some gold! And I was just like, I don't… Okay. And so the Leprechaun comes in. Don't know how he comes in. He's not like Santa Claus. He's not an elf. He doesn't come down through the chimney. There's no forced entry. There's no doors broken. There's no window, you know, nothing like that. There's just… The house is just demolished. And so I got up early in the morning with the kids, and we went downstairs, and yeah, minds were blown. And Emerson, at one point, he was just like, Dad, I know you're the Leprechaun. And I was just like, do you seriously think that I would do this to my house? Like, all I do in life is clean my house. So what in the world makes you think that I would do this to my house? Because I would not, is the answer. It's the only answer. I wouldn't. Wouldn't do it. Why? Because I'm the one who has to clean it. I'm not gonna add extra cleaning to my regimen of chores. And I'm certainly not gonna put a drum kit in my house. This is the last thing that I would have to happen. But here we are. Messy house, drum kit. New life. New year, new me. With a drum kit. So. Alright, I'll turn the microphones back on because I feel bad. Yes, anyway, Leprechaun, here's what I was saying about Bumpacar in there. He, uh, you know, he used to be okay, but now he's a little bit off. He's not as funny as he used to be, and he's not… Oh. Hey, pig. Hey. Did you turn the mics back on? Yeah, I turned the mics back on. Yeah. You could have given me like a signal or something. Didn't feel like I needed to. I wasn't talking about you. You were, though, Bumpacar. I was talking about another Bumpacar. You don't know any other Bumpacar. You don't know any other. No, not okay. Not nice. You shouldn't. I don't. I think I'm kind of funny. P'right? P'right? P'right? That's how I'm gonna start saying right. I'm gonna put a P in front of it with it like a dash. P'right? I think it's probably the best move ever. P'right? Because other people are gonna look at me and they're gonna be like… P'right? P'right? Yeah. I agree. So, yeah. Right, Bumpacar. So, Leprechaun and I, we're gonna go down to the restaurant over here. We're gonna get us some snacks. He says he likes pretzel sticks. So, that's good because they're free. And we're just gonna check you later. He says he appreciates… You speak Leprechaun all of a sudden? Yeah. I picked up some stuff. I figured out how to speak Leprechaun. Okay. I'm very impressed with that. Fine. All right. Well, thanks Leprechaun for coming and hanging out here on the Bumper Podcast. Thanks for making a mess in my house and thank you for leaving a drum set for the children. And I… It was interesting having you on as a guest. Did he just say Popalarny? What is Popalarny? What does that even mean? So, as I understand it from my limited knowledge, Popalarny is what Leprechauns say when it's… It's like aloha. It's like hello or goodbye. Okay? So, when you see me in the morning, you could be like, hey, Popalarny, pig, what's up? You know? When I leave, you could be like, hey, pig, Popalarny. You know, like that. It's good. Yeah. You're learning a lot today. I feel like I am. Right? Right. Right, pig. All right, ladies and gentlemen. Well, I am Natty Bumpercar and you are my favorite Bumper Podcast ateers. And beware because this Leprechaun, now that you've listened, he might be coming to your house to mess your house up. So, have your traps ready. Have your wishes ready, you know, and watch out because he may bring a drum kit or two to your house. Hopefully not. Hopefully, you'll have the luck of not having that happen to you. But if you do, if you happen to see that Leprechaun coming or going, you know what to say to him, right? You just look at that Leprechaun and you go, hey, Leprechaun. Popalarny.

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