Renae and Jeremiah finish up a classic apple taste test before scouring every inch of episode 5 of Michelle's Bachelorette season. We discuss anteaters, Taylor Swift and her application to bachelor nation, and we are blessed to hear Renae's Viking war cry. We explore state slogans, the difference between centaurs and minotaurs, and enjoy that refreshing moment when Renae is proven wrong.

Be sure to check out the outro song "Meet Me Halfway" by fellow pod listener and current leader of the fantasy Bachelorette league, Elison (aka Marissa). Find it on Spotify, Bandcamp, and wherever else you stream music!