Buns and Roses

Renae and Jeremiah continue to fall in love with Zach and fall into great "like" with his women from the Bachelor. Marvel as our racoon-like host puts her marriage in jeopardy by trying to show her husband's body hair off to the other host. We celebrate the return of the syphilis hot tub, booby tape, and dinosaur bones. Join us!

Renae and Jeremiah are back at it with the most blue episode ever released. Zach starts to grow on us as he kisses every woman in sight.

We touch on controversial showering techniques, community beef, and Nickelback apologists. Pigeon! Seagull!

Renae and Jeremiah find the will to return from the grave to cover one of the least exciting leading men ever! Renae battles to keep the fashion corner relevant as a newly-minted "Marketeur" while Jeremiah talks about Boob-A-Boo dresses and getting plumpies.

Renae, Melissa, and Jeremiah celebrate the year's end with the Michelle Young Bachelorette finale. Jeremiah goes through puberty, we chat about a 6'8" Adonis of a man, and Renae decides that one Fashion Corner is not enough. Melissa spits some breaking news, a soundman gets lost in the surf, and we marvel at Bert's eyebrows in this, the last hurrah of 2021.

Melissa, Jeremiah, and Renae giggle through the penultimate episode of Michelle's Bachelorette season right before Christmas vacation hits. We find out about what a 90 minute massage does to a human brain, discuss the acting careers of former contestants, and compare the dingle sizes of Hannah's exes. Melissa forgets what a compliment is, and the gang explains all the various forms of baby math.

Jeremiah and Renae struggle through the obscene mediocrity that is the "Men Tell All" episode of Michelle's Bachelorette season. Renae maintains her dislike for Rodney while Jeremiah complains endlessly about his even greater hate for the sophomoric efforts of the production team in finding scandal and heart break where there is nothing but cold pizza and hard-to-define apples.

Renae and Jeremiah do a world-record-pace recap of episode 6 of Michelle Young's Bachelorette season before nose-diving into episode 7 and all it's glory. Renae gains a new nickname while scheming to upset the online Lutheran community with memes. The duo play a game of MFK and discuss volume levels, while Jeremiah becomes the most embarrassed he has ever been on the show.

Renae and Jeremiah finish up a classic apple taste test before scouring every inch of episode 5 of Michelle's Bachelorette season. We discuss anteaters, Taylor Swift and her application to bachelor nation, and we are blessed to hear Renae's Viking war cry. We explore state slogans, the difference between centaurs and minotaurs, and enjoy that refreshing moment when Renae is proven wrong.

Be sure to check out the outro song "Meet Me Halfway" by fellow pod listener and current leader of the fantasy Bachelorette league, Elison (aka Marissa). Find it on Spotify, Bandcamp, and wherever else you stream music!

Melissa, Jeremiah, Renae & Barbie dig into another glorious episode of the Bachelorette. We speak on spinning croissants, our new OnlyFeet account, and learn more about identical twins than is preferred. We enjoy crunch treats from Barbie's Bitchin' Bag of Snacks, get probed, and talk in length about above the neck accessories.

Renae and Jeremiah jaw over the 3rd episode of Michelle's Bachelorette season. Jeremiah tests a theory on Renae's ability to make gun sounds while taking a pass at her husband. Renae hits the claw again as we prep for the great apple taste test. All this while confirming that pizza is lasagna and poem books can, in fact, be upper-decked.