First, meet the Florida Man (where else?), who decided to improvise one of his burglaries in the same night, by wearing a cardboard box on his head (with no eye openings to see), instead of a mask. Spoiler alert, the box fell off his head.

Next, we go to Oklahoma for 2 guys who thought beating the manager of a Sonic drive in was a good way to get even for getting their order wrong. 

Finally, I'll try to sell you on the Toilet Timer. It turns taking a dump in to sport, the perfect gift for Dad on Father's Day!