Another frazzled relief appearance by Dwayne Haskins posed no threat to Kirk Cousins's superior second squad.

Kyle Shanahan and a torrential downpour spoiled Homecoming, as the Redskins never even got on the board.

The Redskins wasted a unique opportunity by juuust barely beating the worst team in modern NFL history.

Jay Gruden was relieved of his head coaching duties because he just had to go. His temporary successor is not off to a great start.

Nothing matters.

Even the debut of Dwayne Haskins (in relief) could not spark the Redskins to so much as a single touchdown against their lowly rival.

Case Keenum melted down and the Redskins fell apart on Monday Night Football. Shocker, I know.

The Redskins got embarrassed at home, by a division rival, again. This short episode is mostly just me ripping their pathetic defense.

Burgundy Blogcast returns—for some reason—to comment on a tough divisional Week 1 loss for the Redskins, and to squash any of your pathetic remaining hopes for a better future.

Nothing is really happening. And that is bad.