Burn, Noticed

Michael Westen doesn't deserve how immediately nasty we get in this episode as he tries to help guest star Lucy Lawless rescue her kidnapped kid. Did you know you can listen to podcasts at soda shoppes? I'm writing this episode description very late at night, forgive me. K BYE!

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Michael Westen goes to the mall with a birthday girl, a man with mysterious sexual (or nonsexual) power over rich women, and a ding dong. Things get nasty in this episode, and most of it is Chris' fault.

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Michael Westen goes to the mall with a birthday girl, a man with mysterious sexual (or nonsexual) power over rich women, and a ding dong. Things get nasty in this episode, and most of it is Chris' fault. 

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Who cares what Michael's doing in this episode? This is Fiona's time to shine, and boy does she. She decides to poach bounty hunter cases but then decides her bounty is innocent and, y'all, this is just an extremely fun episode.

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Who cares what Michael's doing in this episode? This is Fiona's time to shine, and boy does she. She decides to poach bounty hunter cases but then decides her bounty is innocent and, y'all, this is just an extremely fun episode.

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Michael has a new alias, who doesn't get a name but wears a vest, bracelets, and eyeliner, so we're Into It. Also, he's bizarrely fixated on the idea that this week's bad guy... is a bad GAL.

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Michael has a new alias, who doesn't get a name but wears a vest, bracelets, and eyeliner, so we're Into It. Also, he's bizarrely fixated on the idea that this week's bad guy... is a bad GAL.

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Michael Westen, in our favorite episode yet, helps Sam's old navy seal friend get out of trouble and, unexpectedly, into his mother's bed. Bri and Chris are here for it.

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Michael Westen, in our favorite episode yet, helps Sam's old navy seal friend get out of trouble and, unexpectedly, into his mother's bed. Bri and Chris are here for it.

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Michael Westen is roped into more brother plotlines because Nate, his brother, gets beat up by an old man who's either Israeli or another nationality, no one can decide and also it doesn't matter. This is just season 1 episode 2 again, but with certain details changed. It's fine. It's just... fine.

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