In fifth grade I started growing a beard like a lumber jack. I was approached by a carnIe to travel the country as the Bearded Lady. I took the job and had a blast! I also talk about paying Nick Nolte 10k not to move next door. I still have hopes Susan Sarandon is going to be my new neighbor. Tax season #SusanSarandon #NickNolte #NewZealand
Got my money back from my buddy and he accidentally dropped a knife on his dog’s butt. I remembered I was stabbed in the butt with a pencil in a strip club. Somehow a donkey was in the room.
My encounter with Marlon Brando ringing doorbells at Sears. Jack Nicholson is still the best. I love that Man. Lady in St. Louis with my snake eggs wants to mail them to me!!
I speak to Danny Glover and Mel Gibson gets arrested. We are all Moonshadows in MALIBU. Goldie Hawn is looking pretty as ever. I forgot my wallet and all I want is an appetizer.
I’m with my buddy in my rose garden making eggs. I discuss the genius of the film Clerks and To Kill a Mockingbird. #kevinsmith #hortonfoote. The Chrisleys are Dinamite!! Kevin Smith