Shane spites the audience by recording a nearly-hour long show that no one wanted. Please let me know a charity that you're really passionate about so I can help the cause and make sure you didn't suffer for 53 minutes without a payoff!

Here's a quick reference guide:

Mins 1-20: NFL Week 1 Recap

Mins 21-33: MLB Rule Changes/Power Rankings/Playoff Preview

Mins 33-53: Instagram Live Debacle, 2 Minutes of Pokemon Talk, Current Events, She Hulk, Shane's Final Thought of the Day

~Minute 45: Shoutout to my favorite discovery of the weekend, the awesome local band Live From '05

Week 1 in the NFL was so chaotic that Ben was exhausted for tonight's episode. We play the classic game of "Who Deserves Credit" for championship teams, and break down the most surprising things about pro football's first slate of games. Is Justin Fields legit?

Also, with no negative consequences, would you replace your musculoskeletal system with machine parts?

BOT takes a deep dive into Pixar lore and talks about that time Toy Story 2 was almost deleted. Additionally, what's the weirdest thing you cried over as an adult? Finally, the group shares their thoughts on the fantasy football season to be. Are kickers bullshit?

BOT breaks down the close encounters Ben and Vijay had with pro athletes last weekend, and discuss the role of Albert Pujols in baseball history. Would you be ok with giving up Home Run #700 to Albert?

Plus, Shane gives his thoughts on student loan forgiveness (trigger warning) and the long awaited favorite Lil Wayne verses are unleashed for the world to hear.

BOT opens the show debating what condiment is king. Do you put ketchup on a hot dog? Plus, Shane is sick of singers milking the national anthem, Ben and Vijay are amped about the Carter VI. Shane tells a story about his connecting with T-Pain and reads the internet and the group reminisces about their favorite concerts

Business On Top is back and says goodbye to a true legend Serena Williams. The group talks about the pressure of playing sports in New York, and we learn about Ben's football rookie card.

In addition, Shane wears women's deodorant, the crew reminisces about the days of Internet cafes, and we get Ben's top 4 mankind-changing inventions.

South Florida College Hockey legend Steven Rowe joins BOT and the group dives into the tension between Vijay and Shane following the Mets-Yankees midweek series. Shane talks trash about pickleball and how it's a lazy variant of tennis. Ben imagines what it would be like to win the lottery and madness ensues leading to a discussion about being the guy who hands the million dollar lotto check to the winner and the morality (or lack thereof) of Charlie's Grandpa in Willy Wonka.

BOT addresses some rumors and approaches Episode 69 with some perspective. We debate if the day after the All Star Game is the most boring day in sports. Plus, Flamin' Hot Takes is back! Shane, Ben and Vijay consume insanely spicy ramen while trying to recount their days on dating apps.

BOT Hockey Correspondent Steven Rowe is in the house and we recap the crowning of the Colorado Avalanche as Stanley Cup Champions and the tradition of each player's day with the Stanley Cup. Are yawns contagious? Plus, will we ever see anyone or anything like Shohei Ohtani again? We also celebrate super producer Frankie's birthday (get him on), Ben's birthday, and Vijay's anniversary and reminisce about regular level high school classes.

Shane discovers ESPN's Chris Fowler's Instagram and is fascinated. Plus, what weird stuff has Amazon tried to sell you, and are buffets back? Finally, the BOT crew gives their thoughts on Tyreek Hill's comments about his current and former QBs.