
Sign up to save your podcasts
Or


Busted Parents: 2 Stories“Do as we say, not as we did.”
Based on a post by yellowjacket66. Listen to the Podcast at my First Time.
"I'll
Haley
Haley spoke up, "Daddy, we're not doing anything like that. Please don't say things like that."
Mr. Summers continued, he was drunk and pissed-off. He ranted at me, "Don't you tell me you're not fucking my daughter!"
But I hadn't told him I wasn't fucking his daughter; his daughter had. She continued to defend herself. "Daddy, please! Josh and I have not been having sex."
Mr. Summers said, "Bull; shit! Don't lie to me, little girl."
"I'm not lying." She said. Haley was now crying.
Mrs. Summers entered the fray, "Boyd, don't speak like that to your daughter."
He said, "She's just a slut! Just like you and your sister."
Mrs.
Mr.
I
I
Her mom opened the door, to find no one on the porch. The conversation went like this;
"Pist, Mom. Can you get me a coat. I'm cold."
Her mother said, "Well come inside. Why are you hiding?"
Haley said, "I lost my clothes. Someone stole them."
"Where's Josh?"
"He's out here too."
I had asked her to just go inside and not involve me. It would only make things worse if she were naked and with me.
"Does he have clothes on?"
Haley answered, "No. They stole his clothes too."
That's
Haley's mom explained; “Boyd, Haley and her boyfriend were saying their clothes had been stolen.”
"Whah dah fuck!" He said.
Haley said to me, "Josh, Let's just go to your house."
I imagine my mom would be more receptive to me bringing home a naked girl. She probably expected shit like that from me.
Haley's mom said, "No. Get in here; both of you!"
"I don't want Daddy to see me naked." Haley protested.
Boyd
But
Anyway, Haley and I tried to explain what had happened.
She told the story, the G-rated version.
"Josh and I went to the movies and afterward we were driving around talking." Partially
She continued, "After the movie, we drove around for a bit. We just like to drive around and talk about things." We were looking for a place to park. It was years ago, before cell-phones and the internet.
Haley continued, "You remember the old rock quarry out past Hooverville, where we would swim during the summers." Her mom and dad nodded. "I
I spoke up and said, "It was my idea to go swimming. It wasn't, but I was trying to shield Haley's honor.
She said, "No,
I hoped they believed it.
This
We'd
After
Haley continued telling her folks, "We
It was true. We were swimming in the cool deep water, and when a few guys we knew from school showed up. They knew my car.
"Hey Josh. What are you doing?" One of them said. It was a guy named Eddie.
He called a few times and I said, "I'm just taking a piss."
"Bullshit. Your clothes are on your car. Are you taking a piss or whacking off."
"Okay. I'm just swimming. I'll talk to you guys next week."
Eddie asked, "Are you alone?"
I said I was, but he said, "Well is this your bra and panties on the hood of your car."
I begged them to just be on their way, but they were enjoying their mastery of the situation.
"Who's with you?"
"None of your business. Please just leave us alone."
He said, "It must be Haley Summers in there with you. Her ID is in her jeans."
His friend john said, "She must be naked. I'd like to see that."
I said, "We are wearing swim suits (a lie)."
Carl, another of the guys said, "Why don't you two come out and say hello. You must be getting cold in that water."
It
Finally, they said, "We'll wait over here by our car while you two come out."
Haley was very cold and said, "Let them see. I really don't care. We won't see them again since school is over."
We
So,
"We want to see Haley naked." Eddie said.
John said, "I want to see those titties of hers that she flaunts around school."
Haley
Anyway,
Haley
Those guys had seen her naked, but I was the one taking her home.
Haley had told her mom and dad a sanitized version of the events at the quarry; she said; “Somebody stole our clothes but we hadn't seen who it was.”
Her
He
Helen
He said, "I know what goes on with kids these days."
She said, "They're smarter than we were."
He
Some family secrets were coming out. Haley looked at her mom.
Mrs.
Whoa, too much information, but it explained his suspicions.
Haley, angry with her dad, pushed the issue, "Daddy, did you have sex with Momma before you guys were married?"
Mr. Summers was being confronted by his daughter, tried to avoid answering, but she was agitated.
Helen
Boyd was finally stymied. "We shouldn't be talking about this in front of Haley."
Haley said, "Jennie
It
Helen
He just meekly said, "You were, oh boy, you were." Then he reached around and slapped her ass.
They
I sensed that they had urges to satisfy.
I
They
I
She
I said, "Are you sure we should be doing this?"
She said, "Didn't you just hear them tell us they were going to leave us alone as long as we don't make too much noise?"
I wasn't sure they meant it that way, but I nodded. She moved down and pulled on the sheet. My horny young cock popped out.
I reached to the lamp table and got a condom. I started to open it.
"You don't need that." Haley said.
"Why not. I don't want your daddy to cut my dick off and shove it down my throat."
She said, "I'm
I was experiencing a lot of new surprises, tonight. I just looked at Haley, speechless.
"Momma
Haley
It
I apologized for coming so soon. She told me not to worry, because we were going to do it again.
"My daddy gave you three condoms, so he expects you to screw me three times tonight."
I was pretty sure that was not his intent, but I said. "Well, I certainly don't want to piss him off, do I?"
We
I
Haley
One
He
He sure fooled me!
Based on a post by yellowjacket66, for Literotica.
Santa’s Christmas Sausage.Mark saw mommy doing Santa Claus.Based on a post by Bh76. Listen to the Podcast at my First Time.
I
We
I
Hearing
I slid on my ass, wearing just my boxers and a tee-shirt.
Now
I
I
The
"No, uh; Santa; oh. I've; oh God! Been, a; ah; good, uh, girl."
"You've
"Yes, Santa, oh God! Harder, I'm so close. Jim loves my ass, and I love it too."
I couldn't believe my ears. Then my cock got rock hard, imagining my mom, with a cock deep in her ass.
"Well, Mary, I just happen to have some lube, right here."
What
I
"So good, Santa. So fucking good."
I
He said, "Are you ready, Slutty Mary?"
"Yes, Santa. Give it to me."
He
"Holy hell," she shrieked.
Santa flashed an evil grin and pushed forward. "Oh, damn," he groaned. "You're the tightest ass I'll have, all this night."
I saw anger flash in my mother's eyes, but it was only for a moment. She got lost in the sensation from the intruder in her ass.
"Yes, Santa. Nice and slow. Just like that."
He
"Oh yeah, Mary. That's what you like, isn't it, Santa's slut. You're my slut right?"
"Yes, Santa. I'm your slut. Oh, fuck that's good."
He
"You love it don't you. You love my big cock in your ass."
"Yes, Santa. Oh, fuck! Yes."
He
I
"Cum for me, Mary. Cum hard."
"Fuck,
"I'm close, Mary. I want to cum on your tits."
He
He
A
He
"I trained for it, Santa. I used dildos and butt plugs, all day, to get used to the size."
"Such a good girl, Mary. You've definitely earned this one."
He moved his hands like a magician and a present appeared in his hand. It looked like a necklace box.
"Oh, Santa. You're too good to me."
She
"Rise
I
I shook my head and took delight in the smell of cinnamon rolls and sausage, wafting through the house.
Dad was pouring a cup of coffee as mom flipped the sausage. "Jenny and Mark, do you want to put the icing on the rolls?"
We'd been doing that since we were old enough to hold the spatula.
"Of course, daddy," Jenny said brightly. She was eighteen, but delighted in Christmas as if she were still five.
I
I
We
Busted!
"Um..." I stuttered.
"It's
I nodded and bit into my roll.
I couldn't believe; I forgot. Dad used to do magic for us, when we were little kids.
And
Not
I told her; “Mom knows. Trust me. The videos are probably home movies they made; and then watch together as a turn-on.”
“What?” she said. “Mom and dad do that stuff?”
“Yeah!
“Damn!” Jenny said. “Never would have thought our prim and proper mother would be this kinky?”
Hey!” I added. “At least they have a great sex life. How many of our friends even have both parents still together?”
“As
Based on a post by Bh76, for Literotica.
By Dawkins BlogBusted Parents: 2 Stories“Do as we say, not as we did.”
Based on a post by yellowjacket66. Listen to the Podcast at my First Time.
"I'll
Haley
Haley spoke up, "Daddy, we're not doing anything like that. Please don't say things like that."
Mr. Summers continued, he was drunk and pissed-off. He ranted at me, "Don't you tell me you're not fucking my daughter!"
But I hadn't told him I wasn't fucking his daughter; his daughter had. She continued to defend herself. "Daddy, please! Josh and I have not been having sex."
Mr. Summers said, "Bull; shit! Don't lie to me, little girl."
"I'm not lying." She said. Haley was now crying.
Mrs. Summers entered the fray, "Boyd, don't speak like that to your daughter."
He said, "She's just a slut! Just like you and your sister."
Mrs.
Mr.
I
I
Her mom opened the door, to find no one on the porch. The conversation went like this;
"Pist, Mom. Can you get me a coat. I'm cold."
Her mother said, "Well come inside. Why are you hiding?"
Haley said, "I lost my clothes. Someone stole them."
"Where's Josh?"
"He's out here too."
I had asked her to just go inside and not involve me. It would only make things worse if she were naked and with me.
"Does he have clothes on?"
Haley answered, "No. They stole his clothes too."
That's
Haley's mom explained; “Boyd, Haley and her boyfriend were saying their clothes had been stolen.”
"Whah dah fuck!" He said.
Haley said to me, "Josh, Let's just go to your house."
I imagine my mom would be more receptive to me bringing home a naked girl. She probably expected shit like that from me.
Haley's mom said, "No. Get in here; both of you!"
"I don't want Daddy to see me naked." Haley protested.
Boyd
But
Anyway, Haley and I tried to explain what had happened.
She told the story, the G-rated version.
"Josh and I went to the movies and afterward we were driving around talking." Partially
She continued, "After the movie, we drove around for a bit. We just like to drive around and talk about things." We were looking for a place to park. It was years ago, before cell-phones and the internet.
Haley continued, "You remember the old rock quarry out past Hooverville, where we would swim during the summers." Her mom and dad nodded. "I
I spoke up and said, "It was my idea to go swimming. It wasn't, but I was trying to shield Haley's honor.
She said, "No,
I hoped they believed it.
This
We'd
After
Haley continued telling her folks, "We
It was true. We were swimming in the cool deep water, and when a few guys we knew from school showed up. They knew my car.
"Hey Josh. What are you doing?" One of them said. It was a guy named Eddie.
He called a few times and I said, "I'm just taking a piss."
"Bullshit. Your clothes are on your car. Are you taking a piss or whacking off."
"Okay. I'm just swimming. I'll talk to you guys next week."
Eddie asked, "Are you alone?"
I said I was, but he said, "Well is this your bra and panties on the hood of your car."
I begged them to just be on their way, but they were enjoying their mastery of the situation.
"Who's with you?"
"None of your business. Please just leave us alone."
He said, "It must be Haley Summers in there with you. Her ID is in her jeans."
His friend john said, "She must be naked. I'd like to see that."
I said, "We are wearing swim suits (a lie)."
Carl, another of the guys said, "Why don't you two come out and say hello. You must be getting cold in that water."
It
Finally, they said, "We'll wait over here by our car while you two come out."
Haley was very cold and said, "Let them see. I really don't care. We won't see them again since school is over."
We
So,
"We want to see Haley naked." Eddie said.
John said, "I want to see those titties of hers that she flaunts around school."
Haley
Anyway,
Haley
Those guys had seen her naked, but I was the one taking her home.
Haley had told her mom and dad a sanitized version of the events at the quarry; she said; “Somebody stole our clothes but we hadn't seen who it was.”
Her
He
Helen
He said, "I know what goes on with kids these days."
She said, "They're smarter than we were."
He
Some family secrets were coming out. Haley looked at her mom.
Mrs.
Whoa, too much information, but it explained his suspicions.
Haley, angry with her dad, pushed the issue, "Daddy, did you have sex with Momma before you guys were married?"
Mr. Summers was being confronted by his daughter, tried to avoid answering, but she was agitated.
Helen
Boyd was finally stymied. "We shouldn't be talking about this in front of Haley."
Haley said, "Jennie
It
Helen
He just meekly said, "You were, oh boy, you were." Then he reached around and slapped her ass.
They
I sensed that they had urges to satisfy.
I
They
I
She
I said, "Are you sure we should be doing this?"
She said, "Didn't you just hear them tell us they were going to leave us alone as long as we don't make too much noise?"
I wasn't sure they meant it that way, but I nodded. She moved down and pulled on the sheet. My horny young cock popped out.
I reached to the lamp table and got a condom. I started to open it.
"You don't need that." Haley said.
"Why not. I don't want your daddy to cut my dick off and shove it down my throat."
She said, "I'm
I was experiencing a lot of new surprises, tonight. I just looked at Haley, speechless.
"Momma
Haley
It
I apologized for coming so soon. She told me not to worry, because we were going to do it again.
"My daddy gave you three condoms, so he expects you to screw me three times tonight."
I was pretty sure that was not his intent, but I said. "Well, I certainly don't want to piss him off, do I?"
We
I
Haley
One
He
He sure fooled me!
Based on a post by yellowjacket66, for Literotica.
Santa’s Christmas Sausage.Mark saw mommy doing Santa Claus.Based on a post by Bh76. Listen to the Podcast at my First Time.
I
We
I
Hearing
I slid on my ass, wearing just my boxers and a tee-shirt.
Now
I
I
The
"No, uh; Santa; oh. I've; oh God! Been, a; ah; good, uh, girl."
"You've
"Yes, Santa, oh God! Harder, I'm so close. Jim loves my ass, and I love it too."
I couldn't believe my ears. Then my cock got rock hard, imagining my mom, with a cock deep in her ass.
"Well, Mary, I just happen to have some lube, right here."
What
I
"So good, Santa. So fucking good."
I
He said, "Are you ready, Slutty Mary?"
"Yes, Santa. Give it to me."
He
"Holy hell," she shrieked.
Santa flashed an evil grin and pushed forward. "Oh, damn," he groaned. "You're the tightest ass I'll have, all this night."
I saw anger flash in my mother's eyes, but it was only for a moment. She got lost in the sensation from the intruder in her ass.
"Yes, Santa. Nice and slow. Just like that."
He
"Oh yeah, Mary. That's what you like, isn't it, Santa's slut. You're my slut right?"
"Yes, Santa. I'm your slut. Oh, fuck that's good."
He
"You love it don't you. You love my big cock in your ass."
"Yes, Santa. Oh, fuck! Yes."
He
I
"Cum for me, Mary. Cum hard."
"Fuck,
"I'm close, Mary. I want to cum on your tits."
He
He
A
He
"I trained for it, Santa. I used dildos and butt plugs, all day, to get used to the size."
"Such a good girl, Mary. You've definitely earned this one."
He moved his hands like a magician and a present appeared in his hand. It looked like a necklace box.
"Oh, Santa. You're too good to me."
She
"Rise
I
I shook my head and took delight in the smell of cinnamon rolls and sausage, wafting through the house.
Dad was pouring a cup of coffee as mom flipped the sausage. "Jenny and Mark, do you want to put the icing on the rolls?"
We'd been doing that since we were old enough to hold the spatula.
"Of course, daddy," Jenny said brightly. She was eighteen, but delighted in Christmas as if she were still five.
I
I
We
Busted!
"Um..." I stuttered.
"It's
I nodded and bit into my roll.
I couldn't believe; I forgot. Dad used to do magic for us, when we were little kids.
And
Not
I told her; “Mom knows. Trust me. The videos are probably home movies they made; and then watch together as a turn-on.”
“What?” she said. “Mom and dad do that stuff?”
“Yeah!
“Damn!” Jenny said. “Never would have thought our prim and proper mother would be this kinky?”
Hey!” I added. “At least they have a great sex life. How many of our friends even have both parents still together?”
“As
Based on a post by Bh76, for Literotica.