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Based on the works of Robyn
There's a hidden depth of creativity that men find when
Even the thickest clod in the taproom could pull verses from
Except for me.
I get lost when the bard's sing their songs. I get tangled
And so, when I think of my wife; of her dark hair and pale
Magic.
"Arthus!" My wife called.
I looked up, the brush in my hand poised over a small pot of
My lips curled into a smile. Despite the alabaster of her
"Don't cut me," I said, eyeing the naked blade in
"Mandrake!" Morgana said, waving the basket under
"Is that one of the mushrooms?"
"Is that one of the, Arthus! It s the root here. See?
I squinted down at the mass of roots, mushrooms, leaves and
"Here," I said. "Why don't you put the knife
She did, pulling out a dirty mass of roots that did indeed
My wife, Morgana, was a witch. Her body was infused with the
And though she could mix her magic in with all sorts of
"What about those mushrooms?" I eventually managed
"No idea!" Morgana answered with a grin.
My mood soured.
"Is that for the new sign?" Morgana asked, finally
I let out a breath, running my hands over the length of wood
"I still don't understand why we can't just put 'witch'
"We've been over this, love."
"I know, I know," she said. She forced air out
"It s all the good with none of the bad," I said,
"But we're lying," she said. "Besides, this
I gazed at her flatly.
We were in the Duchy of Garone, near the southern border of
But even here, amongst the green of its peacefully rolling
Consorts of the dark, they were called; born beneath a
"Ok fine," Morgana said. "Maybe some wouldn't
"Most of what we sell are potions."
"But not all!"
"Love,"
"Okay, okay," she said. "Just wait a second.
She leaned forward on the log, holding her chin up with the
Her long fingers picked at her bottom lip, bringing my
The central line was the thickest, and my eyes traced its
"Herb alchemist!" Morgana said, suddenly.
I tore my eyes from the swell of her chest, blinking into
"What?" I said, "herb alchemist? That s not a
"Words are just things that are spoken, Arthus. I've
I let out a long breath, trying one last time.
"People aren't going to know what that is, love.
"Alchemists," Morgana said, reaching up to brush a
I tilted my head into the smoothness of her touch, feeling
"Didn't you say that you wanted us to 'make a pile of
Morgana snorted. "Please, love. That s not the same.
"Ah," I said, teasing. "Of course."
"It s not the same!"
"I know."
I leaned forward and kissed away her frown, pulling her up
We made good time, the sun arching slowly downwards.
I drove our oxen carefully, ignoring Morgana's impatience.
This wagon wasn't just some farmer's cart. It was like a
Our entire lives, all of our hopes for the future rattled
We came upon Dalford as the late summer sun blazed low and
That river was the Dal, and as we approached, I caught sight
I stretched my back, resisting the urge to shift in my seat.
My wife. We'd been married but a pair of months, and I still
I felt her stir. She let out a sigh, snuggling deeper into
"Wake up, my love," I said. "We're almost
Her eyelids fluttered, and she made a small sound of
"Don't just tease me," she murmured, shifting.
She was on her back now, peering up at me through slitted
"I saw you looking earlier," she said. "We
"Maybe," I said.
I slipped two fingers into the darkened crack, sliding them
Heat rose to stain Morgana's chest. I could feel it, my
Then, the wagon shuddered, jolted, and we were rattling over
I pulled my hand back to the reins, finally lifting my head
Morgana rolled back onto her side, pushing herself up with
"You, my dear husband," she breathed. "Have
Then, she kissed me, deeply enough to make my head spin.
A few cheerfully shouted directions, and a turn or two
We were still on the edge of the town proper, and there was
"'The Bargemen,'" I said, reading the sign over
Morgana didn't answer. She stretched; her jaw cracking open
I reached back behind our seat, sifting past her discarded
She wrapped herself in the pale wool, watching a group of
I hopped down from the driver's seat, groaning as I
"Stamina potions should also sell well here," I
She grunted in agreement. "Will you get them?"
"Sure."
She slipped to the ground, ignoring my outstretched hand.
"Right," she said. "How do I look?"
"Like you've been lazing around all day."
She stuck her tongue out at me, but took a few moments to
"Perfect," I said, once she'd given me a little
She smiled, leaning forward and giving me a quick kiss on
"There," she said. Her pale eyes flashed; her
I laughed. "Morgana, they don't stand a chance against
She grinned; skin flushed with sudden energy. "Let's go
The last was said as she was already halfway to the door,
My eyes lingered on the empty doorway for a handful of
"In a minute, guys," I said, scratching the large
An, Twegen, Phri and Foewer; one, two, three and four in the
But I had a much less reasonable creature to deal with.
I pulled open the door of our mobile home to find Shags
"I'm surprised to see you," he said. "I
I felt heat crawl up the back of my neck. "She's my
"For now, perhaps," he said, hopping down onto the
I stepped back to give him space. Shags had lived most of
"I am working on breaking the spell that your sandy
"Go dance with a cat, Shags."
I couldn't hold his gaze, shame curling through my guts. I
"I daresay even a mange-riddled feline would waltz
He dismissed me with a flick of his ears, hopping past my
Shags, I should mention, was a rabbit. He was one of the
He was also, unfortunately for me, as crucial to her magic
I sighed, shaking myself and forcing myself to turn away.
The interior of our wagon was dark, the numerous shutters
Our home was divided into two, unequal halves. We slept in
Shags had indeed left a surprise for me on my pillow.
I cleaned it up quickly, dumping it out of the window beside
The rest of the space was taken up with similar equipment
There was also small shrine to the winged-martyr tucked away
The rest of our six-wheeled home was Morgana's.
It was as if a tornado had blown through a hoarder's
There were hundreds of jars, bottles, boxes and vials; all
And the plants.
As I think I already mentioned, my wife had a special love
It was a veritable forest in here; a thousand different
I navigated through the back carefully, never able to
Based on a post by Biggalute.
"Here pussy pussy, here pussy pussy."
What the fuck was I doing? It was gone eleven o'clock at night,
I'm John Crawford; a 36 year old finance professional in a large
The apartment was disguised as a grand Victorian estate, but each
The corner lot allowed me to essentially have my own entry next to
One of the first things I'd discovered when moving in; was that I
"Hello there. I'm Joan, your neighbor from upstairs. I saw
"Hi Joan I'm John, nice to meet you." Joan stood there
"Won't you come in, I haven't unpacked the tea or coffee yet
"Don't worry, I only came to say hello and see how Pixie was
My unexpected and not particularly wanted thoughts were
I just nodded.
"I tried taking her to my apartment but she wouldn't settle,
"I haven't seen her yet." Was all I could think to say.
"She's probably a bit nervous of all the movement and noise,
Again I just nodded.
"Anyway I just wanted to say hello,” The assertive
I couldn't help but smile, myself; both at her whirlwind visit,
This was mad, I wasn't normally a gawker but I had recently found
I decided to concede the domicile, rather than endure the
What with time passing and me moving on with my life; I guessed I
It made me make the big decision to finally enter the property
The emotional insecurity that comes with abrupt homelessness is
Being familiar with the corporate world, I decided to find out who
When 'Jezebel Sag-tits' traded me in for a metrosexual, her
What I hadn't anticipated was the horniness, of my recent abrupt
A few days later, I got a phone call just as I was sorting my mail
John, I'm on my way down. Just wanted to make sure I'm not
“Uh, okay.” I consented. The phone clicked.
"Hello again." I looked at the still open door.
Joan was stood there with a bottle of red wine and three glasses,
Just then a blond head that I presumed was Melissa, appeared
"Hi John, lovely to meet you, I'm Melissa." The smiling
I shook her hand, a bit dumbfounded by the whole scene, and
I don't know if I was staring, but Melissa said, "Sorry about
She was wearing tight leggings and a sports top and I managed to
"You look like you work out, too.” she acknowledged.
"Are you going to invite us in or shall we drink the wine at
"Um, er, yeah, please come in." I was a bit flustered as
Melissa struggling not to laugh as she leaned in close to me
I had no furniture yet, but just the bed, but Joan had this
Melissa smiled and nodded for me to follow her out the back door,
When I'd seen the apartment and put in an offer it had been winter
As we reached the shed Melissa turned on her heels and broke into
Struggling not to stare, I turned and faced the shed.
I'm sure she knew what was in my mind as she had a knowing, cheeky
"I can see you work out, you have great muscle tone." I
"Thanks, I've really got into it the last two months since I
"Yeah, I'm in the same boat, really got into it after I had a
Joan was coming towards us with the wine, "I'll drink to
"Drink to what?" Asked Joan, as she set the bottle on
"Keeping sane." Melissa happily declared.
"As good as any toast. Keeping Sane." Joan raised her
I sat between the two lovely guests and raised a toast, "Here's
They joined in, but I could sense it was a bit muted, awkward
"John, I love coming and tending this garden, it's a haven
I'd thought about this earlier, Joan having a key, but it had gone
A big, relieved smile crossed her face, "Where is that cat,
I shook my head and shrugged.
Joan surprisingly added; "and don't worry I won't go looking
I nearly choked on my wine and felt myself reddening, Melissa and
"Joan you're so far behind the times, nobody has a porno
We'd only had one glass but this was wild, I was genuinely taken
Joan started giggling "My late husband use to keep his stash
I was shocked but couldn't help joining in with the two women's
We had another glass of wine and the conversation settled down,
"Okay, you two stay here, I'll just go and rustle up some
I thought to say something about it not being necessary but a look
We sat in companionable silence, I think both feeling mellow with
I hadn't but as I looked around I could see what she meant. "It
"Wow, I look forward to that!" Oh god! The wine was
Twenty minutes later Joan returned with a delicious stir fry and
We had a quick clean up and I carried one of the chairs into the
"Still no sign of the cat," Joan said as she looked
"No."
"She'll turn up when she's ready." Joan seemed to have
"I'm sure," I said, nodding and having a quick look
They both said good night and that they'd see me tomorrow, both
I went to bed happy, my dreams filled with the giggles and the
I woke with a pressure on my chest, eventually realizing that a
When my alarm went off I was wedged at the side of my double bed,
I took the transit to work and found myself in bemused good humor,
It was a horrible day at work, as Mondays often are. Everything
It wasn't that late but I entered my apartment as quietly as I
It was a little strange to think Joan had been in the apartment,
The shower worked its magic and I came out feeling invigorated,
Whatever the answer to these ponderings, it was having a nice
It was then that I heard the most awful sound, a distressed
I was now in the dark, thinking the sky was amazingly moonless
As I moved, a few things seemed to happen simultaneously. I
The garden was fully illuminated. I looked to my left and there
I was smiling to myself but again went to pick up the towel, as I
I was smiling even more now and was tempted to leave the towel
I turned to face them and had to use my hand to shield my eyes
As if reading my mind, Joan said; "It's a security light with
I was insanely horny and stood in my garden late at night,
I was mortified. Should I turn around, should I put my hand over
"Say what?"
Joan could hardly get the words out, holding back her giggles she
The dam broke, they burst out laughing and I joined in, the
"You can't train cats just like dogs, they don't just come
"I've never owned a cat or a dog." I explained.
"Not even as a child?" Melissa interrogated.
I shook my head.
"Well, the way you chased after pussy tonight, was very
"Would you please stop with the pussy jokes," Was all I
"Did you get to join my gym yet?" Melissa asked.
"No, too busy chasing um, you know what." It was my time
"Good answer," Joan said laughing and deliberately
"Definitely, I'm enjoying the show and
by senorlongo.
Chapter 15.
I m sorry, Mary Patricia, your father took all your clothes
Again, she gave me a peck on the cheek and lowered herself
That s why we didn t shower together, Jeremy. I wanted to
The pressure was incredible and when MP began moving up and
Do my clit, Jeremy. I just need a little help. Mary
I moved my right hand down between our bodies. Her
If you do that every day you ll probably kill me in a
She rose and I tried to pull her back. She pushed away
All I had to do was smile. She was back in a moment with a
by senorlongo.
Mandy woke early the following morning, jumped in the shower
Chapter 11.
Mrs. M. went silent for a
And Mandy s mother has a letter we found in Mandy s room.
Dearest
It was signed Mandy, surrounded by lots
by senorlongo.
Chapter 8.
by senorlongo.
Chapter 4.
by senorlongo.
by Sénor
I
Our first stop was about two hours after leaving,
Lady stopped when
“Thanks,
I left to use the facilities, and on the way some guy
Eventually, he hung up the phone and
This trip would normally take about ten hours.
That’s
We shopped most of
That night after grilling a thick
Sitting at
There was a message and
She came
“I cannot tell a
She leaned down to
Jenny
They ran into
I grilled hot
Lady raced back and forth when I pulled her Frisbee
Jenny was five months into
The girls and Lady returned after about a
We sat under the umbrella
We were back about
“Jenny, could we ask you something? It’s
“Okay, Andrea; go ahead.”
“Mom
“That’s
“I had sex with lots of other
“I think so,” Allison said.
“That’s true,” Jenny told them.
“Oh
Sunday morning Jenny and I drove them to church and
Everyone seemed more than a bit nervous at breakfast
After laughing, Jenny replied
“That’s right,” I joined in.
Jenny laughed
“Yes,
Jenny was handed a gown and pointed toward
She was there
“Doug
“How much do you
“We went online to
“Yeah, we must have red six or seven
“And I bet we
“Well then, can
Allison
Then Dr.
“It’s a girl,” they shouted
“Another correct diagnosis; are you sure
We encouraged the girls
Once they had calmed down
We spent the rest of their visit
The rest of Jenny’s pregnancy was
by Sénor
CHAPTER
I had one more thing to do to ensure Jenny’s safety
One of my early clients was a famous and notorious
I had a small device in one hand to alter my voice and
[Yeah?]
“How’s
[Good. How can I help you?]
“I
[“Okay, same day, same time, same
“Yes.”
[Click] The call
“What was that all about, Doug?”
“Just
“You
“No, I’ve
At ten on Friday morning I was sitting on a
He was certainly dressed for the part; high leather
“Besides
“I’d
“What’s
“My wife’s stepfather; he raped
“You
“I have a new
I
We
It was just
The Blasi family rolled into the
They held
We carried their bags into the
Fifteen seconds
I
I
They were good girls, playing
I laughed. “One thing
We began Sunday morning by
Once we had returned home
Charlie joined me at the helm as I drove the boat
“Won’t
“Yeah, but we’ll be
There were extensive marshes all
I showed Charlie
“No
“You must be good luck, Charlie. This is my
We were home on the
The girls ran back to the house, Lady on their
Jenny and I baked the fish for dinner and after we
We had a wonderful
“Please,
“I turned that down, but I did accept their
We
“I was
They’d asked if we
“Are
“No, we can’t.
“You’re
I had no
We drove to Philadelphia two
“What’s your interest in this?”
I
by Sénor
After
Mom
“Did Mom say something to you while you were
“Yes, she gave me some
“Oh?”
“Yes, she told
I
We had just changed trains in
“Of
I stopped at reception to ask if they had a
Jenny had a
“You were right,
“The Long Island
“Where did you live when you were
“Closer in, much closer in; I lived and
“Interesting, but not
I had two fingers in her, my thumb on her hard
I couldn’t help myself; I began to move with
Let’s face it;
Jenny tried something new on me tonight,
“That’s
“What about Lady? She has to
“I can do both. I
We ordered steaks, probably the best choice for room
“Not
CHAPTER 12.
There were two men in
“Dr. Preston,
“At these prices I’d be broke in less than a
“Actually,
“Those are really good. I used one to
“Yeah, but you still speak with an
“What
Jenny and I laughed. “I suspect life with
“We have to make jokes
“We’ve spoken to the DA in charge of the
“Do you think I’ll have to
“It’s hard to say. It
“Actually, I do know. I had just bought
“Yes, just over
“Well,
“I think a shelter pet is more in
Garcia laughed like
“They seem like good guys, Doug.”
“Yeah,
We finished
After ending the call I sat
“Let’s wait until the doctor has
It was almost eleven when the maid
Jenny and I relaxed as we waited for the
“Ah, I see the doctor inserted
“Had there been an infection there would
“No,
“I think you might wear it for another few
“See; I told you to wear that sling.”
“I
It was
Once out on the street we
Jenny and I had a ball. She loved the zoo and many of
“Excuse me, sir,”
“You’re probably
We finished around five and left
“Yeah, we did,
We were given a
The
I leaned across the
I made an attempt to toss the salad and
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