This is not a drill. Miami Girl is here and the chaos demon that is Kristen is wreaking havoc on the unsuspecting Sandoval and Ariana.

We still haven't found a 'ship name for them, so head to @takeapinotpod on Instagram to vote for your favorite. 

We're also deep in Vanderpump Rules Season 12, where the current cast continues to provide an embarrassment of riches and sometimes just embarrassment.

Find us for vintage VPR on Mondays and Fridays and for season 12 recaps on Tuesday nights dropping right after the show.

Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

We're also deep in Vanderpump Rules Season 12, where the current cast continues to provide an embarrassment of riches and sometimes just embarrassment.

Find us for vintage VPR on Mondays and Fridays and for season 12 recaps on Tuesday nights dropping right after the show.

Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

Season 12, Episode 11 has us all shook up, not even the stiff protection of new boob energy could have protected us. And like the new boobs it will entertain many for a whole other week.

This group has been intertwined in so many ways since we met them and it comes to messy new heights here.  We don't have Pride yet (stay tuned for next week) but we have the preparations, the obvious bikini fashion show at Sur and many explanations for many relationships that may get confounding but we get it all cleared up in time for the stand up comedy show from Audrey! Whew, one more wild ride before the end, which we know is next week now so get caught up with us.  

One to go so anything can happen!

We also cover Vanderpump Rules season 3 and those dummies are our main source of fun and frivolity, so find us on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

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The dummies are still in Miami and and maybe it's the humidity, but there are a LOT of tears, but not from the folks who should be doing most of the crying, 

We also cover Vanderpump Rules season 12 and those dummies are our main source of fun and frivolity, so find us on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

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It's a Stassi-less bachelorette trip and its a better time all around. Except for Kristen who hates the ocean almost as much as she hates Ariana. Vail is on the naughty list as she continues to get "Jaxxed."

We also cover Vanderpump Rules season 12 and those dummies are our main source of fun and frivolity, so find us on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

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No real threesomes, so this one's full of letdowns but in the most fun and uplifting ways.  Our New Glass crew has some ups and downs but maintains as we keep hope alive for a few more weeks of episodes.  We hit the beach, an amusement park, head to Villa Blanca but the hottest excitement happens at the beachside bar! So pour up your Bahama Mama and sit down to discuss dinosaurs and next steps.  

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The depths of these idiots' depravity knows no bounds as Jax brings the entire clown college down with him. Scheana is in her villain era, hell bent on showing Stassi who's boss. 

We also cover Vanderpump Rules season 12 and those dummies are our main source of fun and frivolity, so find us on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Visit @takeapinotpod on Instagram for lots of fun visual aids and silly jokes. AND you can also WATCH exclusive content on our new YouTube page,  and coverage of things beyond Vanderpump Rules

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Coming off a big weekend, Jeff and Sundi needed a quick catch-up. Instead of doing it off-air, we hit record and here's what you get. Jeff heard some music in the Classic City and Sundi had a VERY middle aged ladies' weekend with her friends in Birmingham. 

It's new and we're experimenting a little, so let us know what you think. 

We also cover Vanderpump Rules seasons 3 and 12 and those dummies are our main source of fun and frivolity, so find us on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

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The new girl is about to learn to listen to the cackling cabal of mean girls as she experiences the first of many Jax Taylor lies. Stassi continues to be a bitch about it and Scheana's wedding is shaping up to be as obnoxious as we thought it would be. 

We are also covering the Vanderpump Rules season 12 and it's finally getting good.

Visit @takeapinotpod on Instagram for lots of fun visual aids and silly jokes. AND you can also WATCH exclusive content on our new YouTube page,  and coverage of things beyond Vanderpump Rules

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The Paso Robles adventures roll on!  Its day 3, and about drunk number 5 for some of the crew.  We go from group orgy to incest rumors to hot tub awkwardness and the one with the least clothes on is involved in none of it somehow.  Sound too tawdry?  Don't be an Angelica and loosen up.  Get on the party bus, losers, we're headed back for good vibes, wine, lots of Only Fans talk, more wine and a little bit of dildo play-what is this?  It's Vanderpump Rules, darling, let's go!!

As always, our season 3 coverage of our old school VPR crew is going, too.  Join us for that coverage twice a week.  Look for our shorts, some FMK action, playlists and more on You Tube and Instagram.  Thanks for stopping by, y'all