We here at Quarantings all agree that the day after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday. We can also all agree that the RedZone channel is a national treasure... but is Scott Hanson? In a test of major sporting events that might come to town: Super Bowl week vs Final Four weekend, which is the better party?

Kristen questions whether sports-obsessed-women, aka Unicorns (according to Lume), are a male turn off. What's the sweet-spot-sports-fan-ratio in a relationship? (Spoiler: Kristen will not date you if you don't like sports) Lume gets real bromantic about a certain sports GOAT. Kristen gives an update on the continued investigation of whether you should throw on Drake during a first date with her.

Quaranting Quick Hits (QQH): Valentine's day (a lame holiday that can't be ignored), "court-side Karen" vs Lebron James, and Kristen's favorite "sports" movie.