We review Irish Coffee while taking about alcoholism, wastefulness, human salami, and what would you do if you didn’t have to work.

We review Adulting Fuel from Reza’s Coffee and yammer on about being assassinated, bad vacations, exploring caves, and free soloing.

We review Papua New Guinea, Okapa from Conscious Cup Coffee while talking about old commercials, and sick escapades. Links: https://www.consciouscup.com

We review REBBL Straight Black cold brew while talking about nudity, shortcuts in life, and making hard decisions.

We give an AeroTonic a try while rambling about sleep cycles, vaping, and choosing an apocalypse.

We review Nitro Cold Brew from Rise Coffee while pondering what makes humans crawl out of their skin just to feel. Links: https://risebrewingco.com

We review Bold Cold Brew from Blue Bottle Coffee while discussing the limit before resorting to cannibalism and flying in circles.

We review Guatemala Igelesis from Valor while talking about Michigan, saving a child, appendages, and writing your brain. Links: https://valor.coffee

We review cold brew from Chameleon coffee while discussing the governments inability to pay its bills. And. Also. A guest.

We review Ultraviolet from Nightswim while attempting to figure out how you know what you want is really…what you want.