We’ve returned to you for the Big Wash himself...A favorite of, like, everyone’s mom??? and a member of Hollywood royalty...but can he stand the test of two hot idiots with anxiety? Put on your LipSmackers and listen UP, babe!

What you can look forward to in this ep: Life So Dumb; Filmography Ignorance; Fun For the Whole Fam; Trevor; Denzel Waterboard; Basic Boy; A Prophetess; Actual Fate!!; Big Nerdy Dweeb; Father Denzel; Sensual Foot Holding

Instagram and Twitter: @butwouldyoukiss

Theme music: Matt Gianitsos

Cover Art: Bethania Viana

Put on your Cotton Candy Lip Smackers, this week we’re discussing Mr. Hugh Mungo Grant and we have a LOT to say. Hugh has been all over our screens lately and is one of our very favorite actors of the beans on toast community, so please join us while we stir our tea and lick our lips.

What you can look forward to: Cowbell, Etc; Main Character Syndrome; Evohughtion; Paddington Thee Bear; When Charm Curdles; The Family Daughter; Grumplestiltskin; Friendly Exes; Hugh Vs. Paps; Destroyed to Bits

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Theme music: Matt Gianitsos 

Cover Art: Bethania Viana

Oh, baby, we missed ya! We’re back in the new year and we are covering a whole universe of topic on this one, dog. Feast your ears on our reunion, our hefty catch-up/mind-sync, and best of all, some hot BWYK Jr’s. Leave asking yourself: would my celeb crush kiss me with the energy I need?

This episode ponders: Where Are They Now?; Leaving Barriers; Sorry 2 This Robin; Culture Queen Alert; Theatre Teens; Un-Hinged; Harrison Fun; Halivia & Hilaria; No Hade Just Love; Duality of Man; Gushin’; John Cho-ke Me, and more!

Cover Art: Bethania Viana

Music: Matt Gianitsos

Instagram and Twitter: @butwouldyoukiss

As we’ve officially entered Holiday Season (hoe-liday, if you will), we here at BWYK wanted to pick out a particular snack for you, our sweeties. So please give it up for Mr. Christian “The Bad Boy” Slater. We learn some things we hate, we learn some things we like, and we basically just, mmm, how you say...drool?

Moments to look for- Last Hurrah; That VOICE; Mrs. Robot; Hard Rock; Born with the Right; Half Credit; Post-Kiss Breakdown; My Friend Heather’s Age; A Silly, Stupid Space; Human GoGurt Tube; Girl Talk

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Cover art by Bethania Viana

Theme Music by Matt Gianitsos 

It is famously Spooky Season, or as we’re calling it this year, Sandler Season, and we’re asking the question: is there anything more terrifying than a bad Adam Sandler movie? No? Didn’t think so. Whether you love him or hate him, we can all agree that the man did not cut his dang gems this year, and for that alone we might smooch him. Happy Hubie Halloween, hunnies.

What to expect form this ep? Spooks, Scares, and Sandlers; Raspberry King; White Tyler Perry; Stupid for What?; The Boosh; Willy “Hibbidy Bibbidy” Wonka; RN-Sandler; Fashion Police; Bully Madison; Legendary Lips

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Cover Art: Bethania Viana

Theme Music: Matt Gianitsos 

The time for Summer Silver Foxes has ended, and we’ve officially entered the time for Aging Autumnal Hotties! The BWYK Summer Vacay is over, and we’re starting the school year right with the baddest motherf*cker in town, Samuel L., baby! Dust off your favorite out of your many Kangol hats and join us for a deep-dive on one of the busiest men in Hollywood, who manages to be both the most intimidating man alive and also a fashion icon (tiny glasses, more Kangols).

Highlights- General Chaos; SLJ ASMR; Unicorn Bayou; A Sprinkle of Sam; Gremlin Eyes, Bebop Soliloquies; Stuart “Triple XXX” Little; Everyone Can Have A Conversation; Rainbow King; Porn Preference; Stats; Horny Research

Instagram and Twitter: @butwouldyoukiss

Cover Art: Bethania Viana 

Theme Music: Matt Gianitsos 

Oh, we’ve missed you, babies! Since things have been hectic (globally, mentally, etc.), we decided to have a little grounding moment. Welcome to our Catch-Up, where we get in a little goss, a little horniness, a little pop cultch. And then join us as we dip our toes into the pool of younger men...whomst could we be talking about? You’ll have to pucker up and listen in ;)

Moments to look forward to - Ketchup Edition; Bitchy Discourse; Achingly Beautiful Boys; Hunky Hunk Hunk; Short King; Corny Collins Sex; Don’t Want No Scrubs; Best Dressed; World’s Worst Back Tat; Sexy Swede; Reigning Chris; and more!

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Thanks to Bethania Viana for our cover art and Matt Gianitsos for our theme music <3

Caption: Willem Dafoe? More like Willem Dafriend, baby! Open up your brain and your heart to consider the Green Goblin’s lips, why don’t you? Whether he’s screaming at R-Patz or being praised for literally playing Jesus, the world has decided Dafoe is Da Way to Go, and we are no exception. Join us as we talk Gravel ‘Gasm; SQUEAMISH; Why Is It So Big???; I Am the Rat; Lacking Sensuality; Speaking of Killing; Birds n Bees; Silly Sex Scenes; Not His Talent; Hot Button Ish’s; Why Isn’t It More Gay?; and Worthy of the BDE.

Pucker up, but watch out for those sharp teeth.

Cover art: Bethania Viana

Theme music: Matt Gianitsos

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What’s that? You can’t stop thinking about eyebrows? Well, baby, we’ve got another juicy ep full of thicc brows for you, and this time we’re singing the praises of one Eugene Levy. Pre-recorded way back in May, we coming in HOT with some topics like: The Only Eyebrows; Family Affair; Middle Aged Men Who Don’t Get It; Famous Clique; Ordinary, Weird People; Schitts-ka; “We Fought About the Lawn”; Freakin’ Shmoke Show; Eugene is Guud; Picturing the Wrong Position. 

Join us as we take a look at his mega-dad energy, his long and gorgeous career, and most important as always, his lips. One might even say he’s...best in show?

Cover art - Bethania Viana 

Theme music - Matt Gianitsos 

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Smooth your eyebrows down, honey, this week we’re all about Peter Gallagher. From stage to screen to other screen, this inky-haired hottie has been keeping us entertained with his smooth voice and flawless face for decades. On the docket: Paying Our Respects; PG-13; Why Buy the Cow?; Butter on Toast; Broadway Baby; Peter Finebaum; Thicc Brows; Doused in EVOO; Pencil Mustache; Fat Lips; Ernesto; Don’t Hate the Player, Hate the Role. 

Join us as we fawn over honorary Jew PG, and ask yourself the age old question...would I kiss him?

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JUSTICE FOR MAURICE GORDON - https://www.change.org/p/new-jersey-state-police-justice-for-maurice-gordon-jr?signed=true 

Info on Maurice Gordon - https://www.vox.com/identities/2020/6/9/21285536/maurice-gordon-police-shooting-explained

Number and email for representatives you can contact to demand that Randall Wetzel be held accountable- 

609-693-6700 (for all three reps below)

Senator Christopher J. Connors, [email protected]

DiAnne Gove, [email protected]

Brian E. Rumpf, [email protected]

Office of Attorney General Division on Criminal Justice: Veronica Allende (Director) 609-984-6500 [email protected]