You learn a lot from your first fight. Pinterest breeds fancy lunches for kids. Harvard's 80 year long study on happiness. Vaginas are the new trend to wear on your nails. Elliot Fletcher may be my new celebrity crush.

Turns out being hangry is actually backed by science. The thing to do these days is be gender identity friendly, but I don't buy into the gender fluidity. Charcoal masks don't work if you're just ripping off your skin. Brendon Urie has to pass on fans because they've abused their privileges. The New York Post put out a ridiculous article about big boobs making a comeback... really?

Cards Against Humanity has a special edition just for her. A Troll's penis needs a little help to... get back up. Why do people want this creature? Tinder sets up a fancy getaway first date for two people.

Cards Against Humanity for Her
http://time.com/4853479/cards-against-humanity-pink/

Vagisil Vagina Challenge
http://vagisil.com/vagina-challenge/

Troll Penis
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40540561

Snail Bunny
https://twitter.com/i/moments/889556610476945409

Tinder Date
http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/tinder-couple-year-long-messages-viral-meet-1st/story?id=48832001

I got a new tattoo! Unlike an unfortunate man, I did not die from it from doing something he shouldn't have done right after getting one. Do you swear by coconut oil? Turns out not every study think coconut oil is healthy. In fact, these guys want you to stop with the coconut oil. Bubble wrap satisfaction explained by Psych IRL. Skittles try to do something nice and gets heat for it. This is why people should just stop being nice. Boys at an academy in the UK decide to protest their school uniform - is this a case of gender equality or breaking gender norms? Death by whipped cream is a thing. You've been warned.

The Lily gets revived. We'll see how that goes. I learn how much I get to look forward to raising kids in the future. The new thing for other parents to judge you on - whether you raise your kids with a gender or without one. A mom decides to create change in a department store. The taco cleanse seems legit. So does alien yoga...

By the way, I'm going explicit. Surprise! I keep forgetting to actually 'announce' it. Stealthing could be a sex crime is Wisconsin and California. Burritos shut down for cultural appropriation. Horrible mock awards at a middle school. A teacher with dad jokes. Parents kill baby with 'hipster' diet. Women-only screening for Wonder Woman.

23 and Me results are very surprising. Miss USA changes her mind about health care. There's a new Oreo cookie flavor. Coffee is good for you. Syrians make fuel from plastic. A former gang member gets Master's degree. Bandwagon feminist tattoos lose meaning.
**Update**
Turns out Miss USA seems to be tweeking her words depending on who's she's talking to.

Miss USA on Good Morning America - Healthcare is a right.
https://twitter.com/GMA/status/864448314099458048

Miss USA on Fox and Friends - Healthcare is a privilege.
https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/864812741554352129

Firework Oreos
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/food-cocktails/a9610863/oreo-fireworks/

Coffee is good for you.
http://time.com/4768860/is-coffee-good-for-you/

Syrians create fuel from plastic.
https://widerimage.reuters.com/story/besieged-syrians-make-fuel-from-plastic-waste

Gang member to graduate.
http://ijr.com/2017/05/867054-a-former-gang-member-turned-his-life-around-with-a-college-degree-from-an-ivy-league/

Feminism and tattoos.
http://motto.time.com/4764723/post-election-feminist-tattoos-history/?xid=homepage

A transgender woman tries to argue cissexism when it's really just choosing who you want to bang. Men need platonic touch, but culture has stigma against it. Heineken tries to bring different people together. School lunches may not be so nutritious anymore. Flu shots can help young children. Hackers leak new season of Orange is the New Black and demand money from Netflix. Eleven phrases and words that may be offensive (actually not that bad).

School lunch regulations
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-administration-eyes-loosening-school-lunch-regulations-n752756

13 Reasons Why
https://nickwattssoulfood.com/2017/04/23/netflixs-13-reasons-why-is-not-merely-dark-its-dangerous/

Heineken commercial
https://twitter.com/Heineken_UK/status/857194957249146880

Kids died without flu shot
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/most-kids-who-died-flu-weren-t-vaccinated-study-finds-n742046

Netflix Hackers
http://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/alleged-orange-new-black-episodes-posted-after-hackers-demand-ransom-n753051

Prom season is here! Emma Stone turned down a La La Land inspired proposal. When the Today Show uses Buzzfeed quiz* (I kept referring to it as a study - correction, it was a quiz.) as a source. No one forgot that Nutella causes cancer. Letting the media scare you into a bubble makes for a boring life.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/emma-stone-replies-to-teen-who-asked-her-to-prom-a7673601.html

http://www.today.com/video/today-anchors-celebrate-national-grilled-cheese-day-919450691694

http://www.today.com/video/how-do-you-pronounce-aunt-today-anchors-weigh-in-919451715643

http://ijr.com/2017/04/845790-kelly-clarkson-bashed-giving-daughter-popular-snack/

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/05/well/eat/feed-your-kids-peanuts-early-and-often-new-guidelines-urge.html?_r=0

I'm back from my trip to South Korea! It was a nice break from my phone. Nothing like going to another country without an international plan to cut you off from your phone. It's like being forced to enjoy the country. The Flip and Flop lady gets attacked from Twitter about her parenting and why Millennials don't want kids.