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Back from the World Cup break — we break down DC United's first-half numbers and what they really say about our wins and losses, then scout Houston Dynamo ahead of the return. Data over vibes, as always. Just fútbol.

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In this episode we break down the Montreal tie. Was Bartlett to blame? Rene? Or something only the numbers can explain? Let's dig into why this draw felt like a win we should have had.

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Same eleven for the third straight match, same problems. St. Louis walked into Audi Field with a map of our weak flanks, Kurokawa got carved open, and Durkin buried the goal we all saw coming. Rene waited sixty-two minutes to react. Then Peglow smashes a rocket from twenty yards in the ninetieth and saves the night. The episode digs into my match-day sensations, player ratings, and a peek at our next opponent.

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DCU lost 1-3 at home to Chicago Fire in a match decided more in the dugout than on the pitch. Gregg Berhalter brought a scouted plan to overload our wings. René Weiler answered with ten men behind the ball abandoning four games of pressure-building progression in a single lineup card. At home. In our nest. The episode digs into my match-day sensations, player ratings, and a peek at our next opponent.

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DC United showed up at GEODIS Park in Tennessee for a fight and punched Nashville twice before a red card in the second half sent our performance downhill. The episode digs into my match-day sensations, player ratings, and a peek at our next opponent Chicago Fire. 

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DC United beat NYCFC 2-0 and kept the clean sheet. NYCFC threw everything at us but got peanuts back. The episode digs into my match-day sensations, player ratings, and a peek at our next opponent