Welcome back to the podcast—where history gets messy, science gets questionable, and Kyla somehow finds a way to bring it all back to eugenics…again.

Today’s episode has everything: Victorian-era pseudoscience, a guy who thought measuring skulls was a personality test, and a modern-day conspiracy enthusiast who said, “yeah, I’ll have what he’s having.” We’re talking about Sir Francis Galton—the OG of eugenics—paired with RFK Jr., who proves that bad ideas don’t die, they just get a podcast microphone.

And of course, Kyla is here, absolutely thriving, because this is now—what—her third, fourth, fifth eugenics-adjacent story? At this point we’re less concerned and more impressed by the commitment.

So buckle up, because this episode is a wild ride through bad science, worse takes, and the uncomfortable realization that some ideas really should have stayed in the 1800s.

Episode 53 drops you straight into the chilling reality of Chernobyl disaster—a night where routine testing spiraled into one of the worst nuclear catastrophes in history. We’ll get into what actually happened inside Reactor No. 4, the human errors and design flaws that turned a test into an explosion, and the devastating aftermath that spread far beyond Chernobyl. Expect eerie details, heartbreaking stories, and the kind of long-lasting impact that still lingers today.

Episode 52, and we’re headed to Wisconsin—because nothing says “things are going great” quite like a rogue wallaby on the loose. Yes, today we’re talking about Chesney the Wallaby, a marsupial who woke up one day and said, “actually… I’m done with captivity” and just ✨left✨.

Now, before you think this is just a quirky animal story, let’s be clear—this is a personality type. Because Chesney’s energy? It’s familiar. It’s chaotic. It’s… deeply relatable to this podcast.

Nicole, your dog Molly—diaper, dignity hanging by a thread—she’s not escaping anywhere, but spiritually? She’s fighting her own battles. A different kind of captive. Meanwhile, Kyla’s dog Lana is basically Chesney with better PR: always plotting, always one open door away from a full-blown neighborhood manhunt.

So today’s episode is really about three things: one wallaby, two unhinged dogs, and the universal question—are they pets… or are we just their wardens?

Let’s get into it.

Episode 51 dives into one of the strangest, most chaotic real-life investigations you’ve probably never heard of—featuring Sam Lipman-Stern and Pat Pespas.

What started as two coworkers at a sketchy telemarketing company turned into a decades-long mission to expose a massive scam hiding in plain sight. Working out of a call center packed with ex-cons, addicts, and absolute mayhem, they realized the money they were raising for charities… wasn’t really going where people thought.

Armed with a camcorder, questionable judgment, and a lot of persistence, Sam and Pat went from part of the problem to trying to blow the whole thing wide open. But between addiction, disappearances, and a system that didn’t seem to care, this story is anything but straightforward.

Because sometimes the people exposing the scam… are just as chaotic as the scam itself.

Episode 50—can you believe we made it this far without completely getting canceled?

Today, Nicole takes the wheel and oh… she chose chaos. We’re diving into the wild and deeply unsettling story of Samantha Azzopardi—a case that is equal parts confusing, tragic, and “wait… what is actually happening?”

And Kyla? You can relax. For once, this is not your fault. Nicole is officially coming for your crown for “worst story,” and honestly… she might just take it. This one is messy.

So buckle up, because Episode 50 is a ride—and not a fun one.

Episode 49 and—everyone stay calm—Kyla has officially done it: she’s picked a story that is not about eugenics. We didn’t think we’d see the day, but personal growth is real, and we’re proud… and also a little suspicious.

This week, we’re heading to Wisconsin to talk about the mysterious and unsettling death of funeral director Dan O’Connell—a case that is equal parts bizarre, tragic, and deeply uncomfortable. The kind of story that makes you go, “wait… what?” and then immediately wish you hadn’t asked.

And in a shocking twist, Kyla may be coming for Nicole’s long-held title of “worst story picker.” That’s right—this one might just take the crown. Is it disturbing? Yes. Is it chaotic? Absolutely. Are we okay? Debatable.

So buckle up, because Episode 49 is a wild ride into a case that proves sometimes truth is stranger—and darker—than fiction.

Welcome back to Episode 48—where chaos has a name, and apparently, it’s Ken.

Today, we’re diving into the legendary story of Ken Allen—the world’s most charming escape artist, a primate with a knack for breaking out and absolutely refusing to be contained (emotionally or physically).

But that’s not the only Ken in today’s episode… because Nicole also has a dad named Ken, and while we can’t confirm he’s ever escaped a zoo enclosure, the parallels are… worth exploring.

Along the way, Nicole and Kyla take a delightful detour into some of their favorite Bink stories—because nothing pairs better with a rebellious orangutan than a little nostalgia, a lot of laughter, and just enough unhinged storytelling to keep things on brand.

So buckle up—this one’s got mischief, memories, and at least two Kens you won’t forget.

Welcome back! In Episode 47 we’re heading to Battle Creek, Michigan—where breakfast was never just the most important meal of the day… it was a full-blown family feud. Today we’re diving into the dramatic, petty, and surprisingly weird rivalry between brothers John Harvey Kellogg and Will Keith Kellogg.

What started as a shared mission for health, wellness, and a little thing called corn flakes quickly turned into a bitter battle over money, credit, and whose name would end up on the cereal box. Think less “family breakfast” and more “Victorian-era sibling rivalry with a side of crunchy grains.”

And if you’ve been listening closely, you may notice a theme developing. Somehow—purely by coincidence, of course—this is the third episode in a row where Kyla’s storytelling has brushed up against her favorite topic. We’re starting to wonder if it’s becoming a bit of a series. For the record, Kyla insists this is not her favorite subject but history, unfortunately, keeps bringing it to the table.

So pour yourself a glass of wine, grab a snack—preferably something crunchy—and get ready for a story about health fads, brotherly betrayal, and the strange path from sanitariums to cereal aisles. Because this episode proves that sometimes the real drama happens before breakfast. 🥣🍷

In Episode 46 on Buzzed & Baffled, Nicole and Kyla pour a glass and dive into a story that’s as unsettling as it is unbelievable. For decades, one man drifted from city to city, leaving behind a trail of mysteries that went unnoticed for far too long. It’s a case that stretches across the country, spans years, and raises a lot of uncomfortable questions about how someone could hide in plain sight for so long.

With a little wine and a lot of bafflement, the two unravel how investigators finally began piecing together a puzzle that had been scattered for decades. It’s a story about overlooked victims, shocking confessions, and a case that turned out to be much bigger than anyone expected.

So grab a drink, settle in, and prepare to be equal parts buzzed and baffled. 🍷

Today we’re heading to Northern California to talk about a place that was built with big promises, serious intentions, and a legacy that still lingers—Sonoma Developmental Center.

At first glance, it looks like a quiet, almost picturesque campus tucked into wine country. But behind the manicured grounds and official mission statements is a complicated story shaped by its era, its ideals, and the people whose lives were lived almost entirely within its walls.

This episode isn’t about shock value or easy answers—it’s about context, history, and asking the kinds of questions that make you pause mid-sip and say, “Wait… what?” So pour yourself a glass, get comfortable, and let’s unpack a chapter of California history that’s far more layered than it seems.

Cheers—let’s get into it. 🍷