Brian about went on a homicidal rampage waiting at Culver’s. Also: You have to fight the impulse; Jeff had to shit at work and The Cos drops by to celebrate; Dave Gunn is alive; details on the South Carolina man who was shot by a firing squad; what would your last meal be?; 28 Days Later; Philip Seymour Hoffman; an embalmer cut off a dead man’s cock; Brian says you can fuck him when he’s dead; an Air India flight had to turn around because Indians don’t know how to use toilets; shitting in Jeff’s driveway; and finally, outhouse holes.